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Serious If you could obtain sex if you switched to apple, would you?

If you could obtain sex if you switched to apple, would you?


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Android, because apk.
 
just get an iPhone theory
 
My android is loyal to me
 
Just began for Applecels.
 
Imagine pulling out an iphone like your dick, and getting her to suck it solely because of your status as an apple user
If you're in a poor shithole. It's just rabid consumerism.
 
working out christian bale GIF
 
No, and it's not because I am volcel or anything like that. It's because I know petty shit like that doesn't matter when it comes to getting laid. Chad can be homeless with no phone and still ascend with a foid behind some gas station :blackpill:
 
i will never use the mobile version of this site
 
I had an iPhone but I switched back to Android
 
No, and it's not because I am volcel or anything like that. It's because I know petty shit like that doesn't matter when it comes to getting laid. Chad can be homeless with no phone and still ascend with a foid behind some gas station :blackpill:
At least we have Hentai.
 
I miss postmaxxing for 10 hours a day.
With time you realize there are better things to do, i think even grinding for stuff in some games makes more sense than postmaxxing.
Although if you really want to postmaxx to have that big number in your profile, do it while you're watching something on YT, if you have single monitor use Edge split screen feature.
 
With time you realize there are better things to do, i think even grinding for stuff in some games makes more sense than postmaxxing.
Although if you really want to postmaxx to have that big number in your profile, do it while you're watching something on YT, if you have single monitor use Edge split screen feature.
Based, 2 phones is legit. It killed me ngl, brain rot is brutal.
 
I already have a iphone that I bought on debt years ago and never payed back i'm still incel
 
I WANT PUSSY NOW!
 
Sure . if it means Sex at will with whoever i want it with .
 
So where's my sex?
 
What if you already have Apple
 
I already own an iPhone
 
no because I'd become fakecel iphone is for fakecels, truecels have outdated androids
 
I don't want to fuck a fruit
 
I switched to iPhone for this reason, it didn’t help one bit :feelshaha:
 
Never betray your principles and values for some STD-ridden used-up hole
 
Yes then switch back to Android.
 
apple is for fags but if I knew 100% it would get me laid I would use it.
 
droid forever
 
Yes. the Iphone can by my lame and gay internet phone so I can save the battery life of my badass S20 + BSP-D3 mobile gaming rig when it's not in use.
 
No, I will stick to my landline phone
 
Doesn't seem to work. Where is my pussy?
 
where’s all my bitches at? these apple products ain’t doing shit
 

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