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Experiment If you could be chad for 1 year

AutistCell

AutistCell

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If you could spawn in as a built 18-21 yo chad, into a university campus. You'd have a flat nearby, and you'd be just purely beautiful, but after 1 year you would revert back to your normal body. You'd have the mind and knowledge you have now. What kind of shit would you do?
(dont just say fuck some hot bitches)

In other words, what would you be able to accomplish in a year and what would you get up to?
 
Take out a bunch of loans and hide the money where I can retrieve it after a year. On the last day before reverting back blow up a building.

Oh and I guess lose my virginity sometime.
 
lol id fuck my friend's mum
 
Go for modeling or porn, get money just for showing my ass and dick
 
Pump and dump as many foids as i can ngl.
 
I'd be volcel and act autistic as fuck to confuse people & throw the matrix off kilter.
 
I'd be volcel and act autistic as fuck to confuse people & throw the matrix off kilter.
I like your thinking.

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Become a personification of blackpill like Meeks so more men will be woke
 
I actually would just try to slay, I could get some of the young love I never got to experience. You undo some of the damage to your soul, you reverse the agepill, and you store up pleasant memories for old age. No amount of moneymaxxing or post-wall sloppy sixtieths in your 30s can do that.

Sometimes the simplest answer is the best.
 
I would reach out to you guys on this forum to initiate a hilarious plan to get revenge on foids.

With my new supermodel looks and superior genetics, I would become a sperm donor. Only it wouldn't be my sperm I'd be donating. I would reach out to as many incels as I can and offer to share some of the donation money with them in exchange for thier DNA. I would then give this DNA to the sperm bank, making them believe that they're receiving supermodel Chad baby-juice.

Foids would look at my picture and profile as a supermodel intelligent college student and pick me to be thier donor. They'd wait 9 months after insemination in anticipation to get their genetically superior Chad baby, only to get an ugly freak they will be stuck raising for the next 18-20 years.

It is the ultimate revenge for incel hating foids.
:feelshmm::feelsthink::feelzez:
 
I'd everything aforementioned by my incel pals.
 
In addition, I would pull out a shit ton of bank loans and hide/bury the cash some place where nobody else can reasonably find it. After the year is up I'll dig it up and have like $100,000 or something.

The police would then be looking for a suspect that no longer exists.
 
I would reach out to you guys on this forum to initiate a hilarious plan to get revenge on foids.

With my new supermodel looks and superior genetics, I would become a sperm donor. Only it wouldn't be my sperm I'd be donating. I would reach out to as many incels as I can and offer to share some of the donation money with them in exchange for thier DNA. I would then give this DNA to the sperm bank, making them believe that they're receiving supermodel Chad baby-juice.

Foids would look at my picture and profile as a supermodel intelligent college student and pick me to be thier donor. They'd wait 9 months after insemination in anticipation to get their genetically superior Chad baby, only to get an ugly freak they will be stuck raising for the next 18-20 years.

It is the ultimate revenge for incel hating foids.
:feelshmm::feelsthink::feelzez:


Genius IQ

Also a JB harem sounds good.
 
Go for modeling or porn, get money just for showing my ass and dick
Also a JB harem sounds good.
I actually would just try to slay, I could get some of the young love I never got to experience. You undo some of the damage to your soul, you reverse the agepill, and you store up pleasant memories for old age. No amount of moneymaxxing or post-wall sloppy sixtieths in your 30s can do that.

Sometimes the simplest answer is the best.
Pump and dump as many foids as i can ngl.
 
Go for modeling or porn, get money just for showing my ass and dick
111257

As much as Chads have it better, they wont get paid for showing off their bodies by dozens of orbiters. Even Chad doesn’t have it as good as Stacy because at the end of the day, men are oppressed.
 
I would just try to be happy for once tbh.
 
I would go ER, be accused for crime, be treated like Jeremy Meeks, get money from foids because of my looks like Meeks, get a really good lawyer, be found not guilty by the judge, fuck his wife just to cuck him, fuck the shit out of every foid that gave me money, fuck every foid BrazilianSigma is an orbiter to, take all the betabuxx money he has given to them, and slay some more blonde virgin prime pussy
 
I would go ER, be accused for crime, be treated like Jeremy Meeks, get money from foids because of my looks like Meeks, get a really good lawyer, be found not guilty by the judge, fuck his wife just to cuck him, fuck the shit out of every foid that gave me money, fuck every foid BrazilianSigma is an orbiter to, take all the betabuxx money he has given to them, and slay some more blonde virgin prime pussy

Alphamaxx efficient use of chad powers
 
I'd fuck multiple foids per week in degrading ways, record it and then send it all to their parents, friends and employers on my last Chad day.
 
I would go to festivals and raves and not have a problem with the music and the crowd. I would experience what it is like to eb able to manuever social situations without issues. Just enjoy other peoples company without fucking up.

And then I would fuck hot bitches. The really hot ones. The model beautiful ones. The preppiest ones. The ones with the biggest tits. The fittest ones. The smartest ones. The ones with the most followers on instagram. The ones with the best personalities. The ones who know their value. The ones who don't know their value. I would spend that year fucking the cream of femininity. I want to have them texting me. Calling me. crying for me. Missing me. Sucking up to me. Lusting for me. Fawning for me. Trusting me. Flapping their eyelashes at me.

And when I am on my deathbed after many years of FA:ness I will close my eyes and think of that year and pass away happily...
 
Assuming any diseases I contract are not gained when I'm chad.


I'll get herpes and spread it to as many whores as possible.
I'll probably go ER on many foids on the last day before I revert back as well.
I'll hop onto tinder and bring down the EGO of numerous foids.

I'll basically hurt foids in any way I can.
 
I would do what's within my reach to expose the Blackpill. I would still hang out with betas, and make it very clear to them how foids only talk to me because I'm attractive. I'd still do typical beta things, just to validate the theory that foids don't care about what you do at all, just about your looks.

I would make a Tinder account right away and date a different chick every day, and I would treat some of them as rudely as possible and force them into revealing their shallow side. In order to humiliate some of them, yes, I would even date foids below my looksmatch and make it very clear that I'm too much for them, then I would "cockblock" them and tell them that they aren't entitled to have sex with me and tell they should go for the betas/Incels instead, I would fuck with their minds/toy with them so much they would never consider to be hypergamic again.

From Tinder experiments I've seem, foids validate anything that Chad says even if it's misogynistic/sexist, so I wouldn't just behave that way; I would psychologically hurt them so much they will actually think outside their pussies.

The pleasure I would feel humiliating shallow foids would be so great, that the sex I could have with some of them while being Chad would be nothing compared to it.
 
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I'd enjoy life.
 
I would reach out to you guys on this forum to initiate a hilarious plan to get revenge on foids.

With my new supermodel looks and superior genetics, I would become a sperm donor. Only it wouldn't be my sperm I'd be donating. I would reach out to as many incels as I can and offer to share some of the donation money with them in exchange for thier DNA. I would then give this DNA to the sperm bank, making them believe that they're receiving supermodel Chad baby-juice.

Foids would look at my picture and profile as a supermodel intelligent college student and pick me to be thier donor. They'd wait 9 months after insemination in anticipation to get their genetically superior Chad baby, only to get an ugly freak they will be stuck raising for the next 18-20 years.

It is the ultimate revenge for incel hating foids.
:feelshmm::feelsthink::feelzez:
We have to do that
 
Try out all my fantasies with girls.
 
I'd get infected with AIDS and infect foids. I'd rack up more kills than Cho.
 
I'd try to get incels some pussy. Got your backs even as a chad boyos.
 
Smash and dash
Nut and leave
Ejaculate and evacuate.
 

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