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Blackpill If you can actually dance (especially with others) you a big time fakecel
I’m sure some blackcels here can kill it on the dance floor ngl
I only dance when I’m by myself, too much of an autist to dance around people.
I only dance when I’m by myself, too much of an autist to dance around people.
I'm pretty sure i never actually tried to dance ngl.
Dancing is NTmax
i used to do balroom dancing when i was 11
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volcel if you haven't tried fortnite dancing
I tried to do the russian cossack dance weeks ago but my legs are to weak to do that.
Yeah you haven’t tried until you cracked out star power
I don't think I've put in the attempt either.
Yeah I'd imagine other blackcels can probably dance too.
I took dance for 5 semesters in highschool, and played the shit out of just dance on the Xbox and Wii.
I’m the only black person that can’t dance lol
can't dance because of dyspraxia from autism
"just NTmaxx bro"
"just NTmaxx bro"
Cope
Surprised Garrett hasn't been posted
Surprised Garrett hasn't been posted
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I have thought the same thing. The thought of an incel doing normie nightclub dancing is unthinkable to me. I can't imagine ER for example dancing like a normie.
I dont have the muscle coordination for dancing.
Kinda agree. Being able to dance with others require constant eye contact and some level of intimacy. I am too anti social for that tbh
Everyone can dance if given enough vodka
I know, right? Dancing is like a modern day mating call; it demonstrates that you’re physically & socially comfortable with a female one on one - and that she’s comfortable with you.
It’s almost unthinkable to imagine a man having trouble escalating things with a girl if he’s able to flaunt his body in front of everyone, command a partner on the dance floor and have her be at a level of physical closeness with such comfort.
I’m clumsy, I’m extremely uncomfortable with my body, I don’t have any sort of presence to lead and command and convince a girl to dance with me - and even if I was an expert dancer, she’d only go along with it to learn or to impress someone else, given that I’m ugly as sin. Not that it could ever happen, because you need to understand a female dance partner fully before being skilled, which is something I would never be able to have access to in the first place.
It’s almost unthinkable to imagine a man having trouble escalating things with a girl if he’s able to flaunt his body in front of everyone, command a partner on the dance floor and have her be at a level of physical closeness with such comfort.
I’m clumsy, I’m extremely uncomfortable with my body, I don’t have any sort of presence to lead and command and convince a girl to dance with me - and even if I was an expert dancer, she’d only go along with it to learn or to impress someone else, given that I’m ugly as sin. Not that it could ever happen, because you need to understand a female dance partner fully before being skilled, which is something I would never be able to have access to in the first place.
I can moonwalk. I should just moonwalk over a female to show my moves.
Cope. I did ballroom dance with HSM song back in prom and it didn't land me any foid
I dance with hands in my pocket and nodding head
I had to do dance as a mandatory subject in year 8 for a term, I made myself puke heaps on assessment day. Really dodged a bullet there as 2 other classes watched mine getting assessed that day 
never danced once in my life tbh, if i ever did it was like when i was a toddler
I once danced totally drunk on a party. No idea if it was actually good but I felt fucking retarded doing it and felt even worse about it later.
Won't recommend, this kind of low inhib is useless.
Won't recommend, this kind of low inhib is useless.
just try to copy what other people are doing, even foids
My daddy told me dancing is for queers.
backcel here.
when theres good music i become low inihb and move it shamelessly ngl.
howeever, one time, at a freidns house, i tried dancing with a girl, she made a disgusted grin and quickly left the place.
when theres good music i become low inihb and move it shamelessly ngl.
howeever, one time, at a freidns house, i tried dancing with a girl, she made a disgusted grin and quickly left the place.
That's like saying "If you can play an instrument you are a volcel"
Nobody is going to care about your sick dance moves if you look like uncle fester bro.
Nobody is going to care about your sick dance moves if you look like uncle fester bro.
Yea my dad actually did alot of handicapping for me in regards to life. He would always say "This is for fags, this is for retards, that's for fags, this is definitely another thing for idiots" and never supported anything I wanted to do unless of course it was something that he wanted me to do. He's also a chad so it makes sense that he would act this way(he always pretty much got pussy on demand his whole life)
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dancing is for fucking normalfags trying to act like chads
Im extremly shitty at dancing
That's bullshit bro. I got some fresh moves (not going to lie), but I'm still an ugly fuck.
Warningbait thread. Not meaning to brag.
I used to dance salsa, merengue, bachata and tropical. Even had some time at a dance academy, thinking it could help me find a girlfriend.
But there were only couples and I was the only guy without a partner. Obviously no foid wanted to dance with me.
So I had to dance with the instructor (male).
Got fed up with that and quit after one season.
Then I converted to Islam and dancing became haram. Now I only rot.
I used to dance salsa, merengue, bachata and tropical. Even had some time at a dance academy, thinking it could help me find a girlfriend.
But there were only couples and I was the only guy without a partner. Obviously no foid wanted to dance with me.
So I had to dance with the instructor (male).
Got fed up with that and quit after one season.
Then I converted to Islam and dancing became haram. Now I only rot.
Foids will choose a 9/10 squatting with diarrhea running out of his ass before they choose a 6/10 salsa champion.
My way of "dancing" involves throwing shit and sliding over tables when "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" plays
I dance with the skill and finesse of a headless chicken injected with a dose of LSD.
it's over for nodiarrheacels
Just dance for her br0
no, incels may dance
does halay count?
i won a dance award in primary 2 (6 years old).
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