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if you are not planning your suicide you are a fakecel

I'm planning it.
 
SOMEONE MAIL ME A GUN AND YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN I WONT EVEN MAKE A GOODBYE POST FUCK U ALL
 
No I just cope as long as I want if I can't escape by the time I turn 25 (Try almost every drug,Travel,Fuck hookers etc) There is no reason to live or not to live. Feel free to do what you want.

Also don't try to change the definitions of incel and fakecel ffs


The only thing that could trigger a suicide is a serious chronic illness. But this is unlikely since I have good genes for longevity and health
 
I'm trying to suicidemaxx which is engage in a hail mary plan to expatriate to south America, live homeless off small amount of money, and hope some peasant girl takes me into her family. A reverse of mail order bride. Or maybe I'd just find a way to live a better life alone down there.

Less than 1% chance of working, but that's what I need before making the plunge. It's humiliating because I can't even focus enough to get a passport. I can't do anything except stare at my walls like I'm braindead.
 
Suicide for incels is not a question of if but when
Really nothing awaits you in the future.
 
What if I'm a religiouscel and believe if I kill myself I will go to hell?
 
Exactly, easiest way to spot a fakecel is if they dont ramble on about ending this shit.


TheVman said:
SOMEONE MAIL ME A GUN AND YOU'LL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN I WONT EVEN MAKE A GOODBYE POST FUCK U ALL

Send me one too guys, fuck a goodbye post.


Facade said:
No I just cope as long as I want if I can't escape by the time I turn 25 (Try almost every drug,Travel,Fuck hookers etc) There is no reason to live or not to live. Feel free to do what you want.

Also don't try to change the definitions of incel and fakecel ffs


The only thing that could trigger a suicide is a serious chronic illness. But this is unlikely since I have good genes for longevity and health



> Incel
> Good genes

Lol?
 
GeneticDysfunction said:
Exactly, easiest way to spot a fakecel is if they dont ramble on about ending this shit.



Send me one too guys, fuck a goodbye post.



> Incel
> Good genes

Lol?




Are you braindead? I said for longevity and health( not for looking good)
 
nausea said:
lol your sig

I'm glad you like it, I saw too many rope icons used here and that's a gore method imo.


Jockcel said:
What if I'm a religiouscel and believe if I kill myself I will go to hell?

Sounds terrible, so glad I'm not burdened with such limiting beliefs.
 
ive had it planned for years but i will probably never go through with it

it always included heroin and a shotgun somewhere away from civilization where i would not be discovered for awhile
 
blackpill_incel said:
nah youre just a pussy

Just LOL @ statements like this. Suicide is the hardest task known to man and i can assure you that no pussy could do that. You are essentially overriding millions of years of evolutionary programming to escape intolerable physical and/or mental suffering. To get to a point where you want to die to escape the suffering is bad enough, then to overcome the survival instinct is a feat that not many can complete. Don’t forget, most suicide methods are not painless either. Especially not in the UK, where guns aren’t legal.

GeneticDysfunction said:
Exactly, easiest way to spot a fakecel is if they dont ramble on about ending this shit.

Only the ones that try to prevent suicide because they think it’s wrong and that life is still worth living. Typical normie mentality, basically. I don’t encourage suicide but I don’t give a fuck either. It’s your own life. I’m pro-choice. At least the incels that aren’t suicidal (but don’t try to stop you) admit that they’re just coping, lol.
 
woot, ive planned my suicide, im not fakecel i guess!


Facade said:
No I just cope as long as I want if I can't escape by the time I turn 25 (Try almost every drug,Travel,Fuck hookers etc) There is no reason to live or not to live. Feel free to do what you want.

Also don't try to change the definitions of incel and fakecel ffs


The only thing that could trigger a suicide is a serious chronic illness. But this is unlikely since I have good genes for longevity and health



holy shit 25 is same for me, 25 is definitely my limit, i have already lived long enough in the purest form of subhumanity


Jockcel said:
What if I'm a religiouscel and believe if I kill myself I will go to hell?

religion is cope
 
Vision said:
Just LOL @ statements like this. Suicide is the hardest task known to man and i can assure you that no pussy could do that. You are essentially overriding millions of years of evolutionary programming to escape intolerable physical and/or mental suffering. To get to a point where you want to die to escape the suffering is bad enough, then to overcome the survival instinct is a feat that not many can complete. Don’t forget, most suicide methods are not painless either. Especially not in the UK, where guns aren’t legal.


Only the ones that try to prevent suicide because they think it’s wrong and that life is still worth living. Typical normie mentality, basically. I don’t encourage suicide but I don’t give a fuck either. It’s your own life. I’m pro-choice. At least the incels that aren’t suicidal (but don’t try to stop you) admit that they’re just coping, lol.

i was just giving him a hard time. i've attempted suicide 2x in my 20s
 
I think about it a lot, but I don't have a plan.
 
Facade said:
Are you braindead? I said for longevity and health( not for looking good)

Your genes are shit if you.arent good looking, who wants to live longer as a subhuman male? Just rope.
 
Broccoli is made of cotton candy and unicorns suck my dick. You can't deny it !
 
Facade said:
Are you braindead? I said for longevity and health( not for looking good)

 It's obvious, but he somehow hasn't been banned after 100 targeted attacks and tons of drivel
 
I still have hope my life can get better.

Will I somehow get friends or gf? No.


BUT!

I can eventually afford my own house + car + dog if I workcel and save till I'm 30.
 
You guys realize how easy it is to kill yourself right? Even painlessly. Look up what an exit bag is. Everything is about 100 dollars total on Amazon. You can kill yourself within 2 days even living on neetbucks.
 
GeneticDysfunction said:
Your genes are shit if you.arent good looking, who wants to live longer as a subhuman male? Just rope.

That still doesn't disprove what I said lol?? I said I have good genes in that regard you can't just change the argument. Where did I say that it makes my genes universally good ?Can you even read? I look like a normie and I'm only here because I'm sociaĺly anxious with a severe case of acne (And because of blackpills) Does Chad have good genes if he dies from inherited prostate cancer at the age of 19? I don't think so.

You're either a very convincing troll and I admire your dedication or a lowIQcel
 
Not sure, If I completely agree with you OP.

I feel like you're dabbling with oppression olympics much like women and minorities. Yes I do acknowledge that they're Incels out there, that has it much more worse'er than me, (or living a harder life than me).
 
torujo said:
you cant deny it
Better to not get cucked by society, and for this,  i shall not die by own hands, it will never happen.
 
If you're not 9/10 in 2018, it's over.
 
if you have access to a gun you have no excuse,a gun would be so ideal.
 
I am planning it, but I'll take down someone with me if I do it.
 
Almost every truecel here has tried to kill himself. Sadly not everyone has access to guns
 
Facade said:
That still doesn't disprove what I said lol?? I said I have good genes in that regard you can't just change the argument. Where did I say that it makes my genes universally good ?Can you even read? I look like a normie and I'm only here because I'm sociaĺly anxious with a severe case of acne (And because of blackpills) Does Chad have good genes if he dies from inherited prostate cancer at the age of 19? I don't think so.

You're either a very convincing troll and I admire your dedication or a lowIQcel

You're still a subhuman.
 
I fantasize about it.


Rahmawn said:
im religious

"My dentist fucked me in the ass, and for that I am grateful."

Doesn't seem very religious to me.
 
GeneticDysfunction said:
You're still a subhuman.

Have it your own way : )

Your arguments are still retarded


Kointo said:
I fantasize about it.



"My dentist fucked me in the ass, and for that I am grateful."

Doesn't seem very religious to me.



M8 we have to turn this into an actual meme
 
VLÖ said:
I am planning it, but I'll take down someone with me if I do it.

Make it more than just someone.
 
Question for suicidecels, Do you eat fucking horrible food and smoke ciggs?

Why not?

That's my suicide. Microwave French Bread Pizza + Winston's every day.
 
A Good Friend said:
Question for suicidecels, Do you eat fucking horrible food and smoke ciggs?

Why not?

That's my suicide. Microwave French Bread Pizza + Winston's every day.

What the hell is a Winston?

This?:

winston-smith-1984.jpg
 
@kointo, yes

I'm smoking the late John Hurt in 1984

UPDATE: these

winston_gold_lights_100_box_cigarettes.jpg
 
A Good Friend said:
@kointo, yes

I'm smoking the late John Hurt in 1984

He's smoking Y O U

ecfff0c1139cd7b5573f438dd2955ac0.jpg
 
Kointo said:
A Good Friend said:
@kointo, yes
I'm smoking the late John Hurt in 1984
He's smoking Y O U
ecfff0c1139cd7b5573f438dd2955ac0.jpg

That rotten motherfucker! We'll see about that...
 
Kointo said:
Make it more than just someone.

Well, true I could take more than one. But meh, it's more symbolic that way.
 
A Good Friend said:
That rotten motherfucker! We'll see about that...

Have you read 1984?
 
Kointo said:
A Good Friend said:
That rotten motherfucker! We'll see about that...
Have you read 1984?
No, but only because I get the gist and I plan on it.

Have this Ritsu I was going to post in the patriarchy thread that got locked
ritsu_tainaka_by_eolhcii-d5pqofr.png
 
If you're not planning your mass murder then you are a fakecel.
 
oilonthe-Rose said:
If you're not planning your mass murder then you are a fakecel.

I only fantasize about such things. I don't have the guts to actually do anything at the moment.


A Good Friend said:
No, but only because I get the gist and I plan on it. 

It's an interesting book. It goes more in depth than the movie.
 
lol at suicide

the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever throws himself down from a mountain and kills himself will be throwing himself down in the Fire of Hell for ever and ever. Whoever drinks poison and kills himself will be sipping it in the Fire of Hell for ever and ever. Whoever kills himself with a piece of iron will have that iron in his hand, thrusting it into his belly in the Fire of Hell for ever and ever.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari (5442) and Muslim (109)
 
pakicel said:
lol at suicide

the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever throws himself down from a mountain and kills himself will be throwing himself down in the Fire of Hell for ever and ever. Whoever drinks poison and kills himself will be sipping it in the Fire of Hell for ever and ever. Whoever kills himself with a piece of iron will have that iron in his hand, thrusting it into his belly in the Fire of Hell for ever and ever.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari (5442) and Muslim (109)

tenor.gif
 
pakicel said:
lol at suicide

the Prophet (blessings and peace of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever throws himself down from a mountain and kills himself will be throwing himself down in the Fire of Hell for ever and ever. Whoever drinks poison and kills himself will be sipping it in the Fire of Hell for ever and ever. Whoever kills himself with a piece of iron will have that iron in his hand, thrusting it into his belly in the Fire of Hell for ever and ever.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari (5442) and Muslim (109)
And i thought I was a shitty troll.
 
after 35 you realize there is more to life than sex or even people. if you make it to wizard status i think you'll start seeing that. it can be something as minor as a video game or torrent collection. just start enjoying your freedom and not worry about anything till warlock status when you probably need the state to take care of ya. :)
 

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