Hey people with early on onset Alzheimer's:
1. Just read books on memory.
2. Take a walk every day.
3. What were we talking about?
Hey people with schizophrenia:
1. No one's coming to get you, stop being paranoid.
2. The voices in your head aren't real, auditory hallucinations are cope.
3. I know all of this because the government told me.
Hey people with severe autism:
1. Just stop hitting yourself.
2. Those screeches are annoying, stop that.
3. Smile some more and show your personality.
Hey people with Tourrette's:
1. Learn some table manner please.
2. Control that potty mouth.
3. Why are you so jumpy? Stop eating so much sugar!
Hey depressed people:
1. Take a shower and walk outside and smell the flowers, you'll feel great!
2. Just call a friend, they care about you.
3. Why are you sad anyway, don't you have a roof over your head?
GG, mentalcels debunked. Glad to have worked with you @SUPERCEL, we've made history.