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SuicideFuel If you are incel, you better dont have a big dick

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Last night i had dream. In that dream i was with a tiny and short girl.

She was cute and she asked me:

"It may seem weird, but can you knee me in the "hips" but softly pls"

I slowly aproached my knee to her hips until my kne touched her pubis

-"Here? " I said

- "Below" She replied

-"Right here?"

She assented

So i softly knee her in the pussy. She curved a bit and she moaned.

At that very moment, i cummed. And after that i waked up.

Naturally i had a boner, a massive boner.

My dick size is slighly above the average, in addition to that ,since i'm very slim my dick actually looks very impressive.

The thing is that... It doesnt matter. Since i have no chance of getting laid its pointless to have a big dick. In fact it is worse because you know you have a plus, but you will never get to the point where it matters. It's a wasted gift, a cruel joke of the destiny. You are gifted with something you are not going to use anyway.

Sometimes i think: "If i just had a girl it would be so nice, she would be just amazed by my dick". What a fucking waste.

If you are dickcel, you can be gratefull of being an incel. At least you know that even if you are going to disappoint your foid, so its actually better to not to get laid in the first place.

But when you have a nice dick you feel you are losing oportunitties all day and you know if you just had a gf it would shock her.
 
truecel trait giant horse cock
 
Sounds like a humble brag
 
I got a horse type cock
 
Apparently you can make your dick bigger with like pumps and shit, I might give it a try
 
If my dick was monstrous I’d just be sending cum tributes to of whores so I can make them feel like the dirty pleasure objects that they are
 
Last night i had dream. In that dream i was with a tiny and short girl.

She was cute and she asked me:

"It may seem weird, but can you knee me in the "hips" but softly pls"

I slowly aproached my knee to her hips until my kne touched her pubis

-"Here? " I said

- "Below" She replied

-"Right here?"

She assented

So i softly knee her in the pussy. She curved a bit and she moaned.

At that very moment, i cummed. And after that i waked up.

Naturally i had a boner, a massive boner.

My dick size is slighly above the average, in addition to that ,since i'm very slim my dick actually looks very impressive.

The thing is that... It doesnt matter. Since i have no chance of getting laid its pointless to have a big dick. In fact it is worse because you know you have a plus, but you will never get to the point where it matters. It's a wasted gift, a cruel joke of the destiny. You are gifted with something you are not going to use anyway.

Sometimes i think: "If i just had a girl it would be so nice, she would be just amazed by my dick". What a fucking waste.

If you are dickcel, you can be gratefull of being an incel. At least you know that even if you are going to disappoint your foid, so its actually better to not to get laid in the first place.

But when you have a nice dick you feel you are losing oportunitties all day and you know if you just had a gf it would shock her.
whats big ?
 
You can bang the fuck out of some escorts to let the steam off. However it's a double sided sword.....I won't tell you here but maybe in PM because it sounds like bragging
 
You came back from 5 year break for this shit ass thread and bring all the faggot normies escort guys here to brag well done
 
Imagine having a dick like Peter North and still being an incel :feelshaha:
 
Imagine having a dick like Peter North and still being an incel :feelshaha:
Still better than being an incel and having a normal or a below average sized dick. :feelsrope:
 
All incels have massive cocks and no one can prove otherwise
 
The most retarded post on this forum.
What's next?
'If you're incel, you better don't have a big frame'. 'If you're incel, you better don't have much money'.
 

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