Discussion If WW3 broke out and was a conventional conflict with no nuclear exchanges (outside of tactical strikes maybe) would you join the army to rape foids?

[Teru Mikami]

Also let's hypothetically say these are the sides

American Coalition:
United States
NATO, Germany, France, UK, Poland, Turkey etc
Israel
India
Taiwan
South Korea
Japan
Australia

Sino-Russian Bloc:
China
Russia
Belarus
Iran
Pakistan
North Korea

And if there's anyone you think should have been included then you can pretend like I remembered them and add them. Anyway my purpose for writing out the sides was so you can decide to join the army based on your preferences (For example if you like gooks and you're Indian then that's a possibility for you, or if you're Iranian and want khazar milkers then that's a possibility etc) also keep in mind that women are in the military in the modern day so you can even try to get away with raping women on your own side or enemy combatants (this opens up new opportunities because if you're Russian and want to fuck French girls there is a chance of you encountering a female French soldier) also necrophilia is something to keep in mind too, if you're a freak.


Also for the sake of this hypothetical we'll assume that you won't be tried for war crimes or be court marshalled by your commanding officer.

And to make this hypothetical even more enticing we'll say that you survive the war (unless you want to die, in that case you do die) and were never exposed to any radiation from any tactical nuclear strikes from the enemy

Also an extra question for those who had the attention span to read this far, if one of your rape babies found you after growing up and could prove you were their father (and they weren't trying to get you convicted or anything) and they wanted to get to know you and have you in their life, would you accept? (comment if you would or wouldn't)

 

[Teru Mikami]

Over for WW3cels, no replies

 

[zd60]

No, I don't care to fight in any dumb wars regardless of any benefits I could get, but I'm also disqualified from all and any military service

 

[Teru Mikami]

No, I don't care to fight in any dumb wars regardless of any benefits I could get, but I'm also disqualified from all and any military service

That's fair, I also assume you're a Russiancel based on your avi so you'd be on the losing side and highly likely to die anyway

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

Seems a cool idea but then you remember no army in this wretched world would send foids to the front

 

[zd60]

That's fair, I also assume you're a Russiancel based on your avi so you'd be on the losing side and highly likely to die anyway

Nah i'd be on the NATO side but I'd get kicked out really quick even if I could join I don't like obeying to authority

 

[Teru Mikami]

Seems a cool idea but then you remember no army in this wretched world would send foids to the front

Well the primary idea is that you're raping random civilians on the enemy side

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

Well the primary idea is that you're raping random civilians on the enemy side

I would never do it then

 

[Teru Mikami]

Nah i'd be on the NATO side but I'd get kicked out really quick even if I could join I don't like obeying to authority

Honestly it might be better to sit the war out since most of the male population will die and if you're not totally subhuman you might be able to bag a htb or mtb. Depends on how many casualties your particular country takes but assuming they suffer heavy losses, they might even enact some laws to help with population growth, who knows, you might get a state-mandated wife who's forced to be your sex slave and servant. But that's incredibly optimistic and not very realistic.

 

[Teru Mikami]

I would never do it then

Why not? You might find some hot ones to fuck

 

[zd60]

Honestly it might be better to sit the war out since most of the male population will die and if you're not totally subhuman you might be able to bag a htb or mtb. Depends on how many casualties your particular country takes but assuming they suffer heavy losses, they might even enact some laws to help with population growth, who knows, you might get a state-mandated wife who's forced to be your sex slave and servant. But that's incredibly optimistic and not very realistic.

That's true but I try not to delude myself too much with false hope, I gave up hope for everything a long time ago I just sit in the misery, a war would be nothing more than some fun entertainment to watch while I sit on my ass doing drugs

 

[Teru Mikami]

That's true but I try not to delude myself too much with false hope, I gave up hope for everything a long time ago I just sit in the misery, a war would be nothing more than some fun entertainment to watch while I sit on my ass doing drugs

Yeah, nothing ever happens either. A war happening in the first place is highly unlikely unfortunately.

 

[zd60]

Yeah, nothing ever happens either. A war happening in the first place is highly unlikely unfortunately.

That's true, but if one broke out I sure hope they televise the whole thing so I can watch all the idiots die

 

[nazianime]

No, I would never join the army. I gain nothing from it, except the risk of being maimed or killed.

 

[Teru Mikami]

No, I would never join the army. I gain nothing from it, except the risk of being maimed or killed.

In this hypothetical you live no matter what and you don't get maimed or mangled either. And you don't get exposed to any radiation from tactical nuclear strikes either

I don't know if that'll be enough to convince you but it's stuff I included in the original post to make it more enticing to brocels who aren't suicidal

 

[nazianime]

In this hypothetical you live no matter what and you don't get maimed or mangled either. And you don't get exposed to any radiation from tactical nuclear strikes either

I don't know if that'll be enough to convince you but it's stuff I included in the original post to make it more enticing to brocels who aren't suicidal

Still no, because the military sucks ass with shit food, no AC, no sleep, heavy labor.

 

[Icarus]

Why join the army when you can do that right now

 

[Excalibur]

No, it's not worth it. I don't mind the idea of being a soldier (I'd like that) and committing war crimes in minecraft, but I don't want to fight for the US in its current form. Maybe in the post-war chaos I’d join a Freikorps esque militia or paramilitary and become a bandit of sort.

 

[fullofchagrin]

Also let's hypothetically say these are the sides

American Coalition:
United States
NATO, Germany, France, UK, Poland, Turkey etc
Israel
India
Taiwan
South Korea
Japan
Australia

Sino-Russian Bloc:
China
Russia
Belarus
Iran
Pakistan
North Korea

And if there's anyone you think should have been included then you can pretend like I remembered them and add them. Anyway my purpose for writing out the sides was so you can decide to join the army based on your preferences (For example if you like gooks and you're Indian then that's a possibility for you, or if you're Iranian and want khazar milkers then that's a possibility etc) also keep in mind that women are in the military in the modern day so you can even try to get away with raping women on your own side or enemy combatants (this opens up new opportunities because if you're Russian and want to fuck French girls there is a chance of you encountering a female French soldier) also necrophilia is something to keep in mind too, if you're a freak.


Also for the sake of this hypothetical we'll assume that you won't be tried for war crimes or be court marshalled by your commanding officer.

And to make this hypothetical even more enticing we'll say that you survive the war (unless you want to die, in that case you do die) and were never exposed to any radiation from any tactical nuclear strikes from the enemy

Also an extra question for those who had the attention span to read this far, if one of your rape babies found you after growing up and could prove you were their father (and they weren't trying to get you convicted or anything) and they wanted to get to know you and have you in their life, would you accept? (comment if you would or wouldn't)

oh god i would have to fight alongside the pajeet army

 

[LeFrenchCel]

No

We have way too much chances to get killed before even meeting a single woman to rape

Better escape the army and let everyone get killed and enjoy the post-war era

 

[Teru Mikami]

Better escape the army and let everyone get killed and enjoy the post-war era

Yeah this is low risk high reward meanwhile staying in the army would be very high risk very high reward

 

[Teru Mikami]

oh god i would have to fight alongside the pajeet army

Yes but they will be tied down getting ass blasted by China and Pakistan and wouldn't be able to spare any soldiers to other fronts, luckily

 

[Teru Mikami]

No, it's not worth it. I don't mind the idea of being a soldier (I'd like that) and committing war crimes in minecraft, but I don't want to fight for the US in its current form. Maybe in the post-war chaos I’d join a Freikorps esque militia or paramilitary and become a bandit of sort.

If you don't want to directly fight for the US I guess you could join the French Foreign Legion or something but France is basically an American puppet.

 

[Anthrofurrcel]

Why not? You might find some hot ones to fuck

I'm much of a nice guy to do such thing to civilians

 

[Teru Mikami]

12 bluepillers, did this get posted on IT?

Either way, hi redditors and normies hope you're having a great day

 

[Teru Mikami]

Why join the army when you can do that right now

Because in the army there's a higher chance of getting away with it

 

[Teru Mikami]

I'm much of a nice guy to do such thing to civilians

Oh that's true, I didn't think of my own morality when voting, I think I would only rape if I got insanely horny, otherwise I'd leave the foids alone

 

[Poopless One]

Nah. Too much work.

 

[suicidecase]

War is the ultimate Hell. If you think there's anything positive or attractive about going to be blown to bits in a war, you're downright retarded.

 

[BlueCore]

Still no, because the military sucks ass with shit food, no AC, no sleep, heavy labor.

god I wish she was looking at me in your signature

 

[nico]

anyone who says no is a pussy who likes to live this loser life, it's a win-win for us.
we either die and break the curse
or we get to rape foids

 

[Sir Waco]

I would join the navy tbh.

 

[AsiaCel]

You don't even have to join the army. Just go to your local foids

 

[YourTypicalLoner]

I would do the most God awful things to a foid. God HAVE mercy because I SURE as hell won't! Fuck em all TFD

 

[gluttony]

Hmm no, I would probably be court martialed

 

[YourTypicalLoner]

I would join the navy tbh.

only faggots join the navy

 

[YourTypicalLoner]

Too much work.

Life is too much work.

 

[Sir Waco]

only faggots join the navy

oh yea straight supernigger like you would join the army where 90% of the time youre gonne be rotting in the barracks with sweaty males that practice homosexual hazing and 10% marching through the wilderness, youre not gonna be raping any females jfl navy and army suck equally but at least in the navy youre aboard a warship while in the army youre at the mercy of artillery and air support

 

[Icarus]

I would do the most God awful things to a foid. God HAVE mercy because I SURE as hell won't! Fuck em all TFD

 

[Icarus]

oh yea straight supernigger like you would join the army where 90% of the time youre gonne be rotting in the barracks with sweaty males that practice homosexual hazing and 10% marching through the wilderness, youre not gonna be raping any females jfl navy and army suck equally but at least in the navy youre aboard a warship while in the army youre at the mercy of artillery and air support

All of them are cucked for zog

 

[Sir Waco]

All of them are cucked for zog

true
only incelistan has my allegiance

 

[Icarus]

true
only incelistan has my allegiance

 

[UglyVirgin]

No I wouldn’t risk my life for the Jews

 

[unhingedsamsung]

Hmm no, I would probably be court martialed

 

[YourTypicalLoner]

All of them are cucked for zog

Yep.

 

[YourTypicalLoner]

only incelistan has my allegiance

 

[yeetbender_]

Even in a conventional war I wouldn't risk it even for the slight chance that I'll stumble upon an attractive foid, and it's just me and them alone for long enough that I can rape and kill them.

Update: Now that I actually READ the post, yes I'd go through with it.

 

[Teru Mikami]

Hmm no, I would probably be court martialed

Read the full hypothetical scenario

You too @UnchargedSamsung

 

[gluttony]

Read the full hypothetical scenario

well unfortunately modern militaries don't allow this kind of stuff, unless I was fighting in some turd world shithole.

 

[Teru Mikami]

well unfortunately modern militaries don't allow this kind of stuff, unless I was fighting in some turd world shithole.

You just don't get caught commiting the act and have a good excuse for your absence, at least in this hypothetical