Serious If WSB was really incel, they would short Bumble post IPO

[SlayerSlayer]

Fuck Bumble, it needs to fucking tumble. If wallstreetbets really was the incel activist retail investor mob the MSM claims it to be (they aren't) they would short this demon company in a heartbeat. The fact is, there are too many SIMPS out there, and I would not be surprised it would moon like virtually every IPO this year, and then move sideways for a long ass time.

EDIT: it did moon, and it made it's female CEO a billionaire.

 

[Deleted member 24876]

That wont work, if they do that wall street will just do a short squeeze(similar to what happened with GME)

EDIT: it did moon, and it made it's female CEO a billionaire.

It might crash along with other overvalued stocks when the federal reserve raises interest rates.

The fact is, there are too many SIMPS out there

If you think about it Bumble's business model relies heavily on simps. Only simps pay for bumble premium in hopes of getting laid. Chad and foids do not need bumble premium at all.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

That wont work, if they do that wall street will just do a short squeeze(similar to what happened with GME)

It might crash along with other overvalued stocks when the federal reserve raises interest rates.

If you think about it Bumble's business model relies heavily on simps. Only simps pay for bumble premium in hopes of getting laid. Chad and foids do not need bumble premium at all.

the fact is (((wall street))) WANTS bumble to be a success. They will strong arm their way for it to be a success even if they cook their crooked books, all because there's probably some SIMP hedge fund manager wants to be in the good graces of the Bumble CEO.

 

[VindalooCell]

What is worse about Bumble compared to Tinder?

 

[SlayerSlayer]

What is worse about Bumble compared to Tinder?

Bumble is more Chad only. I personally never got a single match, not even a bot, tranny, or landwhale