The Eye Area Vs. Lower Third debate may not be talked about as much as the Face Vs. Height debate, but it's just as much of an undecidable debate with no clear winner. That being said, take a look at this hideous specimen here, his lower third may have saved him back before smartphones ever existed, but if he was in his prime today he would either be incel or settling for an unterwhale. If he was a young man today, Hollywood would brutally reject him with that inbred looking eye area. I suspect he is a fellow eyepunchcel like me, the only difference is I don't have uneven orbital height and my natural, pre injury canthal tilt is slightly positive/neutral so only one of my eyes has NCT. Same problem with my brow ridge, it's basically fucked up in the same way his is. Too bad he was too Low IQ to surgerymaxx and repair his creepy eye area after he was famous, that would have really helped his career.
For comparison, here's an artistic depiction of what (((they))) say Jesus looked like. As you can see, the artist is implying that Jesus suffered from Stallone Syndrome. According to legend, Jesus is expected to return to go ER on Gog and Magog (tall white men), the shekel hoarders, the roasties, and the cucks with his badass sword as well as having an anime final battle with The Chad of Chads. This makes sense because Jesus and Rambo are both Medcels and Medcels are known for going ER on each other for most of their history.
Fuck those eyes are ugly, he was probably relieved to die on the cross and let the mogging finally end.
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