Experiment If Satan was real, would you make a deal with him in order to ascend?

[Atavistic Autist]

Son of Sam maxx

 

[radishman]

A human life as chad for an eternity in hell?

Is it really a choice?

 

[Deleted member 21768]

If Satan is real, making a deal with him to get pussy is no different than idolizing foids and pussy.
To sell yourself to eternal damnation in hell and getting raped by demons around fire and brimstone for the rest of my existence just to ascend in this life?
Sorry, but no thanks.

I would rather suffer now and then ascend in the afterlife in heaven if that was the situation.
Call me vocel if you want, but I'm not taking a one time deal of satisfaction for an eternity deal of being screwed. literally and metaphorically.

 

[FinnCel]

it would be a nice videogame
survival in hell
id buy that shit

Like a battle Royale but no end

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Like a battle Royale but no end

that would be a great battle royal ngl
But sadly no one makes quality games anymore

 

[LostInTheStatic]

If Satan is real, then God and hell exists. JFL at eternal damnation just so I can get some pussy

 

[Wristlet 2]

If Satan is real, then God and hell exists. JFL at eternal damnation just so I can get some pussy

tbh

 

[LostInTheStatic]

READ, NIGGER, READ!!!!

NOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Uglyme]

No way, a pussy isn't worth the torments of hell.

 

[Yerberito]

What would be the contract?

 

[Deleted member 24081]

If Satan is an incel or a supporter of incels then yes

 

[Homoculus]

Would you make a deal with him in order to become white/Chad or make a foid fall in love with you?

If Satan were real, God would be too. So joining the losing team is a fool's errand, no matter how much sex you can have before going to Hell.

 

[tehgymcel420]

If Satan were real, God would be too. So joining the losing team is a fool's errand, no matter how much sex you can have before going to Hell.

I'd be in Hell anyway, god probably doesn't want ethnics in heaven.