Would you make a deal with him in order to become white/Chad or make a foid fall in love with you?
Experiment If Satan was real, would you make a deal with him in order to ascend?
Yes because Satan = Santa
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If Satan is real, then God and hell exists. JFL at eternal damnation just so I can get some pussy
I won't take steroids. I won't get surgery. So why would I be brave enough to do something as dangerous as this?
Obvious answer tbh. By definition hell would be worse than any situation here, including inceldom.
Could it really be worse than living as an ethnic man?
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In hell you are cursed to live a ethnic man's life forever. In heaven you get turned into white chad
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Yes. In hell you’re an ethnic man forever
Edit: beat me to it, fuck
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would you rather be a whitcel or a Chang?
Fuck the guy above beat me to it
Ascending and happiness for a few decades in turn for eternal suffering and torture?
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This is a trick question.
God already hates us, we're all going to hell anyway.
God already hates us, we're all going to hell anyway.
yep. I'll gladly sell my soul for in order to ascend.
I want to fuck some demon pussy, so yeah, sign me the hell up.
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in a heartbeat, I have a hunch satan is a good guy while god is just a tyrant.
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I would request satan to make @tehgymcel420 blue colored eyes Siberian Husky.
If god is real he was the one who made me ethnic, which means he can't be a good guy.
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If god is real, he deserves no worship. he can go fuck himself in hell.
No, better to be damned on earth than to be damned for eternity afterward
This.
Some of you phaggots need to stop worshipping women and making them your idol.
I mean that couldn't be further from the truth.
Knowing him, he’d fuck you out of it somehow
He is real. And no it's not worth it. He always wins in the end. Your eternal soul is not worth living life as chad.
Yes, take the SatanPill & the VillainPill.
Of course no kek. Asking a help from Satan to get love in this hypergamous and sex oriented world is like asking yakuza leader to protect your ramen stall cause if you don't, he'll send henchmen to destroy it. You ask a guy to protect you from his own men or doing.
Also, even if Satan make a foid to fall in love with me, when I die I would be damned into eternal inceldom in hell anyway lol. Of course with blazing fire and tortures as well
Also, even if Satan make a foid to fall in love with me, when I die I would be damned into eternal inceldom in hell anyway lol. Of course with blazing fire and tortures as well
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I once read this nice horror story about hell :
One of my favourite stories on nosleep ,
because i like the unique view on hell .
Its a nice read ngl .
If god exists, he hates me which is why I’m ethnic. If satan can help out of inceldom then he’s more of god than y*hweh ever was.
At least Blackops2cel loves us.
Will think about it definitely
Lets make a deal wid d devil/illuminati is like checking yurself into a north korea gulag. You dont get to call the shots like that tool Kobe. Lebron james may be the next stooge to hit pay dirt.
I don't believe in any religious shit cuz c' mon what kind of omnipotent god would create such a worthless race. But if Satan was real, then fucking NO, that would mean I could go to heaven and be immortal, so I would choose the latter.
I've thought about it
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Probably not considering it's Satan and nothing good would come out of it 
Do you think he loves ethnics? God clearly doesn't.
same.
Also if I could make a deal with the devil it would be to reign with him in hell and live luxuriously in hell. If god is srs and hes really an asshole I don't think I'd want to spend eternal damnation in the worst place imaginable just for maybe 60 more years of good living
Good shit ngl
This he'd fuck you over somehow for shits and giggles.
I think there is a movie about it but I forgot whats it called.
Like this dude hates his live and foid satan appears granting him several wishes.
He of course wishes to live a different live as chad but there is always one thing fucking him over.
Like in one different live Satan made him gay if I remember correctly
He is real his name is Yahve and most of humanity is already in a deal with him.
He is our father. God is a white racist.
I'd break bread with Satan ngl
Based and SatanPilled. I want the finer things in life
what type of deal?
I'm possessed anyways
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