It's Over If life was like Mortal Kombat

[Robtical]

Since chads get to fuck any girl they want, and even get unrestricted access to jb's, if life was like mortal kombat they'd be able to choose any character they want, but we'd be stuck in demo mode with only getting the weakest character, or maybe we'd just be one of the guys impaled by sharp wooden sticks in the background.

 

[everythingislava]

maybe we'd just be one of the guys impaled by sharp wooden sticks in the background.

beautiful analogy

 

[Mainländer]

We'd be at best the machinist wageslave of the train which runs over the characters in that stage fatality.

 

[Robtical]

beautiful analogy

We were already killed before we got to play.

We'd be at best the machinist wageslave of the train which runs over the characters in that stage fatality.

Only the top tier incels get those jobs.

 

[Insomniac]

 

[Mainländer]

We were already killed before we got to play.

Only the top tier incels get those jobs.

It's like wageslaving yourself to six figures and getting to betabuxx some old roastie.

 

[Joelossus]

Tekken > mortal kombat tbh.

 

[starystulejarz]

Kabal = Incel character. Now i know why i always liked playing him in MK9.

MK11 is trash but at least his new fatality is cool

 

[Saung-Hui Cho]

They don’t even care enough to notice our suffering.

 

[Robtical]

Tekken > mortal kombat tbh.

 

[Blue Squirtle]

We would probably be one of those souls that quan chi absorbs.

 

[Robtical]

We would probably be one of those souls that quan chi absorbs.

Shang tsung is the soul stealer.

 

[Michael15651]

If life was like video games, in general, that'd be great.

 

[GeneticDysfunction]

Mk11 sucks balls

 

[Deleted member 16624]

It essentially is.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Kabal = Incel character. Now i know why i always liked playing him in MK9.

MK11 is trash but at least his new fatality is cool

Dhalsim and Rashid are the biggest fighting game incels because they're ethnic.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

If life was like video games, in general, that'd be great.

 

[thespanishcel]

My favorite fighting games saga

 

[RopeIsMyLove]

If life was like video games, in general, that'd be great.

Only if it was good and balanced game.

 

[Honeypot]

Only if it was good and balanced game.

Balance in games is cope, what you have to do is make nearly unlimited freedom and choices so there can't be some chad class/character/champion that overpower the rest because there will be unlimited ways of countering it.

 

[RopeIsMyLove]

Balance in games is cope, what you have to do is make nearly unlimited freedom and choices so there can't be some chad class/character/champion that overpower the rest because there will be unlimited ways of countering it.

That's why games get nerfs/buff updates.
Nothing is equal. Balance is about creating counters to top-tier and creating a purpose for a shit-tier.

If life would get an update...

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Dhalsim and Rashid are the biggest fighting game incels because they're ethnic.

High IQ once again

 

[Deleted member 4760]

Cage is the original Chad tbh

 

[Robtical]

Cage is the original Chad tbh

Cages me.

 

[erenyeager]

These animations remind me of incels.is

 

[Robtical]

I would be Triborg Sub Zero

Your name is even sub zero. The ninja fighters are my favorite.

These animations remind me of incels.is

It's hard to believe this was three years ago.

 

[fukurou]

i'd be the kollector

 

[erenyeager]

i'd be the kollector
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Over for team Fuki

 

[dylanjonbroski]

Go touch grass anon, or better yet go get some sunshine, you looking a little pale teehee

 

[JayGoptri]

If life was like Mortal Kombat I'd be dead. So would most of you

 

[Robtical]

If life was like Mortal Kombat I'd be dead. So would most of you

Over for barakacels

 

[JayGoptri]

what's a barakacel?

 

[erenyeager]

If life was like Mortal Kombat I'd be dead. So would most of you

I wouldn't. Because I'm cursed with bad luck. I'm forced to be traumatized over and over

 

[Oroborus]

I am finished

 

[Robtical]

what's a barakacel?

He's the most incel character in MK.

 

[EternalStorm]

If it was real, the vast majority of us would be thrown in The Pit

 

[Robtical]

Shao Kahn is a dark triad maxed ogrecel who went ER on Onaga to take the throne and then many other realms too. He also raped the foids by mind control as well. In Ml11 endings he got so screwed by other characters.

He's based. Gymcels can dress as him for halloween.

 

[Robtical]

My costume would be his Mk vs Dc version with a hint from Mk SM for the lifted boots

 

[JayGoptri]

He's the most incel character in MK.

Oh ya ya. I rem that guy. I'd never used to pick him cause I thought I'd "cooler" if I picked the normal ones.