Discussion If Jesus was on earth today will he be posting here

[veqdera]

???

 

[mistersinister]

Yes?

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

If he was the Christian fantasy of what he looked like then no. If he was what he would have actually looked like then yes

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

He's the Son of God, but he was volcel.

 

[vermilion]

He already is posting here. (@Cristo)

 

[UglyandLoveless]

I doubt it, almost everyone on this gay planet is a slut for Jesus. They would do anything he asked for.

 

[ServusLuciferi]

Okay despite these (((unbiased))) studies done by Israeli archeologists making Jesus look like a Neanderthal (these retarded pictures are an “artists interpretation” of what “a person looked like in that time period”, how careful and methodical that depiction must have been) -

we know at the very least he had enough charism and attractiveness to attract huge crowds of people, and was buff enough to carry the cross through Cavalry.

Jesus had women fawning and adoring him - Mary Magdalene was so close to him that she stayed by him on the cross, a woman anointed his feet with ointment after she cried to him and wiped her tears with her hair. Reminder that the Jesus’s local religious authority at the time accused him of being a rabble-rouser, an adulterer, a demon possessed pagan, a sorcerer, etc.

An inside joke among certain individuals was Jesus was likely not a 33 year old virgin.

 

[OGcel]

the catholic fantasy turned jesus to a nordic chad jfl this dude looks like an indian janitor who speaks arabic he's deathnic

 

[IncelKing]

Jesus is a fakecel

 

[Idotms]

No

 

[ServusLuciferi]

the catholic fantasy turned jesus to a nordic chad jfl this dude looks like an indian janitor who speaks arabic he's deathnic

No you retard, the Arab tribes didn’t spread until the 7th century. Jesus was a Levantine, he looked more like a modern Lebanese or Syrian looks rather than an Arab.



The Middle East is a hodgepodge of European and Asian genetics. Israel at that time period had a greater predominance of European genetics, because the greater prominence of Asian genetics didn’t spread until the Arab conquests.

Here’s a peer reviewed study

Genome-Wide Diversity in the Levant Reveals Recent Structuring by Culture

Author Summary Population stratification caused by nonrandom mating between groups of the same species is often due to geographical distances leading to physical separation followed by genetic drift of allele frequencies in each group. In humans, population structures are also often driven by...

journals.plos.org

This whole attempt to make Jesus look Arab is a politicization attempt by Leftists (mostly Jews who view Christianity as pagan idolatry) to simultaneously promote support for Muslim refugees and - hypocritically - delegitimize the figure by making him look ugly.

>Your religious leader was an ugly POS
>So you should support these ugly gross refugees because hey Jesus was one of them

 

[erenyeager]

Couldn't Jesus just use the power of the founder to make foids worship him. I mean you're god. You can literally control all woman and force them and force their personality to be good. They will never have free will and finally heaven can come


Controlling all organic life with no freewill is actually a good deal

 

[ServusLuciferi]

You know the answer deep down - if Jesus was an ugly dysgenic incel, how could he attract the crowds that he did and be buff to carry the cross in the manner that he did? You think a bunch of near eastern illiterate peasants would give two shits about the higher metaphysical concepts Jesus gave? Do you think that the local Rabbis would accuse him of sleeping around if he was ugly? Jesus was a beautiful Chad, and they worshipped him as God.