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If Jesus descended today

Ye or na?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • No

    Votes: 10 90.9%

  • Total voters
    11
BBClet

BBClet

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But he was 5'2, obese and his face was asymmetrical, do you think people would still chose to follow him?
 
Obviously no, he wouldn't have a halo
 
No, he would have a very small following, like St. Hamudi (pbuh)
 
I like to think of Jesus as at least 6 feet tall, very good looking with hunter eyes, slender with a six pack ab, flowing mane, lush masculine looking facial hair, deep commanding voice, and a piercing gaze.
The ultimate alpha.
 
No, soys and foids only follow Chad.
 
If he were to come back he should kill us all
 
I hope he nukes this world
 

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