
SlayerSlayer
The Satoru Iwata of incels.is
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It's true. I could literally stand somewhere doing nothing wearing a Joe Goldberg baseball cap and people would respect me for no reason. But at 5'5 if I were standing around doing nothing people would think I'm loitering or stalking children or something like that.
I bet I could go to a bookstore at that height and people would even hold the door open for me, just because they notice my tall frame.
I could also make humblebraggy tall guy jokes, and normies would be charmed. I don't even have to make em up. I just need to regurgitate.
If I were tall other people would appreciate the most low-effort things I do to be a decent person like letting them thru, or tipping, or being able to prepare a microwave meal, or just simple 'thank yous'
Another cool thing about being tall is that I would be popular, because everyone wants a tall friend. Nobody says "hey, lets leave that tall guy to rot all alone" that shit objectively never happens.
If I were tall, people would just straight up listen to me. I tower over them. People just don't ignore the tall.
Some people are so tall they sign autographs just for being tall. I remember this in my childhood. There was an exceptionally tall new kid in class, and my cuck peers would ask for his autograph for just being tall.
I wonder if the world's shortest man ever got accosted for an autograph? Very unlikely.
I bet I could go to a bookstore at that height and people would even hold the door open for me, just because they notice my tall frame.
I could also make humblebraggy tall guy jokes, and normies would be charmed. I don't even have to make em up. I just need to regurgitate.
If I were tall other people would appreciate the most low-effort things I do to be a decent person like letting them thru, or tipping, or being able to prepare a microwave meal, or just simple 'thank yous'
Another cool thing about being tall is that I would be popular, because everyone wants a tall friend. Nobody says "hey, lets leave that tall guy to rot all alone" that shit objectively never happens.
If I were tall, people would just straight up listen to me. I tower over them. People just don't ignore the tall.
Some people are so tall they sign autographs just for being tall. I remember this in my childhood. There was an exceptionally tall new kid in class, and my cuck peers would ask for his autograph for just being tall.
I wonder if the world's shortest man ever got accosted for an autograph? Very unlikely.
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