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Based If I was a billionaire, I would start a Budgie Eugenics Program

Horatio Alger

Horatio Alger

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Buy a massive aviary out in the countryside and populate it with at least 500 budgies as per the 50/500 rule. Start selectively breeding them for sociability and intelligence


Did you know the Guinness World Record for Bird with the most extensive vocabulary is held by a budgie named Puck, displaying the ability to form his own phrases and sentences beyond mere mimicry?

Of course, this is mainly for my own self-amusement because I consider budgies cute lil' goobers with a brain and not for the sake of science
 
I'd rather breed mice or lizards.
 

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