Blackpill if i had a girlfriend she would not be allowed to fart in front of me

[patheticmanletcel]

seriously thats disgusting she would only be allowed to fart in another room and not too loud i hate my own fart i open the door when i fart because i dont wanna smell it farts are not funny farts are gross

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

I honestly don't even care when my oneitis farts or burps in front of me, I still find her really attractive. She never smells, though, so there's that.

 

[TakeTheBlackPill]

I honestly don't even care when my oneitis farts or burps in front of me, I still find her really attractive. She never smells, though, so there's that.

 

[TheAghori]

The superiority of 2D. No smell.

 

[Spite]

alright

 

[Limerencel]

If I had a nice girl who loved me, I wouldn't give a fuck about her farting. That's the natural price you pay for spending a whole day together. We're only human after all.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

everybody farts dumbass

 

[deepthroat]

There are couples who enjoy to shit over themselves and then smear it on their bodies while fucking.

 

[KV-]

seriously thats disgusting she would only be allowed to fart in another room and not too loud i hate my own fart i open the door when i fart because i dont wanna smell it farts are not funny farts are gross

You can’t choose when you fart, low iq

 

[ColdPillow]

So gay. If my oneitis shit on my plate and then pissed on my bed I would still love her and find her attractive.

No way I’m getting grossed out by that

 

[Untermenschcel]

IT gets turned on by their oneitis farting. Their the kind of people that have fart fetishes and get turned on by women farting in their face and dominating them.
If your oneitis farts in front of you, you should go ER

 

[Villain]

just pump it back

 

[IHateMySelf]

Ok

 

[this is hell]

I honestly don't even care when my oneitis farts or burps in front of me, I still find her really attractive. She never smells, though, so there's that.

she farts in front of you? it's over. she would never fart or burp in front of Chad

 

[A10n3]

If I had a nice girl who loved me, I wouldn't give a fuck about her farting. That's the natural price you pay for spending a whole day together. We're only human after all.

Nothing else to add.

 

[Ignas]

If I ascended somehow with a girl who's loyal and loves me more than anything else, I wouldn't mind her farting like a warthog in front of me.
Besides, that's one of my fetishes after all

 

[Darben]

everybody farts dumbass

 

[StaroRavager]

everybody farts dumbass

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

my farts smell good

 

[Allblueeeee]

I woulndt allow either. Just disgusting.

You can’t choose when you fart, low iq

Obv you can, low iq.

So gay. If my oneitis shit on my plate and then pissed on my bed I would still love her and find her attractive.

No way I’m getting grossed out by that

Cuck

 

[tiredofthisshit]

I'd only fart in her face tbh

 

[50ChadsOfGrey]

This thread...

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Fart niggas...

 

[lastchancel]

If I had a nice girl who loved me, I wouldn't give a fuck about her farting. That's the natural price you pay for spending a whole day together. We're only human after all.

 

[andinocel]

I hate body function humor. I agree with OP. I'd slap the shit out of her if she farts in front of me.

 

[iKillCucks]

She farts in front of me she dies in front of me

 

[wasted12years]

Doesn't foids fart by accident when they are having sex? I wouldn't know. I can imagine old roasties doing that.

 

[Mr. Pajser]

I honestly don't even care when my oneitis farts or burps in front of me, I still find her really attractive. She never smells, though, so there's that.

So gay. If my oneitis shit on my plate and then pissed on my bed I would still love her and find her attractive.

No way I’m getting grossed out by that

Same

IT gets turned on by their oneitis farting. Their the kind of people that have fart fetishes and get turned on by women farting in their face and dominating them.
If your oneitis farts in front of you, you should go ER

 

[Curious0]

If you're physically really attracted to her, farts wouldn't change that. Farts are natural. It's childish to be disgusted by everything.

 

[Gokugetem]

Why does this thread even fucking exist? Fucking Summercels

 

[WakeMeUpIncel]

Does anyone else have a fart fetish?

 

[RopeMaXXer]

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

 

[patheticmanletcel]

Why does this thread even fucking exist? Fucking Summercels

Thanks for your opinion mr maycel

 

[Doomedanincel]

why? Chad doesn’t give a fuck