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Venting If I had a gf/wife, I would…

hikkicel

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  • Smell/check her body odor everyday (armpits, sweating, farts etc…)
  • Use her boobs (or ass if her tits are too small) as my natural pillow at night
  • Use her ass/tits as stress relievers (squishing them as a substitute for my autism-induced stimming)
  • Demand that she wakes me up with a blowjob every morning
  • Track her location down 24/7
  • Want that she beats me regularly (not in the balls/penis tho) telling me I’m a failure
  • Not allow her to have male friends, nor male pets
  • Force her to work (with no male contact), so I can comfortably stay-at-home
  • Force her to make me 3x meals per day
  • Demand that she caresses me while telling me I’m a good mamas boy at any time
  • Suck her feet 1-3x/week
  • Demand that she’s always naked at home (maybe me, too)
  • Buy anime cosplays with her money, so she wears them for special/sexual occasions
  • etc…
Unfortunately, my stonecold truecel aura ruin the odds but my nightly dreams give me such lifefuel
 
IT will touch this.
 

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