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Venting if I had a female friend

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Imagine what it's like to have a female friend?? That just sounds stupid to me. Because a woman can't relate to you. Like you cant just talk about how sexually frustrated you are that women don't look hot anymore because they are all fat. I think that's the biggest obstacle in male/female friendships. I mean yes wanting to fuck is a big factor, but even if the foid was already married or some shit, like there's no point because you want make vicious fat jokes or misogynistic jokes around a female-- you can't have a real friendship or trust a bitch if she can't even take a fat joke.

Women are just fucking tattletales and rats. You can't be real with a bitch for a second. You can't do anything you'd do in your free time, which is masturbate to AI workflows and spread hate on the internet-- with a woman. A woman would just leave because at the end of the day you're a guy just sitting in front of a screen all day so you have to fake it like you are a safari Chad faking that you are much more entertaining and interesting than you actually are. I suppose only CHads are like that, and that's why nerdy billionares prefer fucking kids in an island. Women literally can't talk about anything other than the things that happened to them and celebrities. And conversely nothing ever happens in my life so I'd rather keep conversational topics into something insane or controversial so they wont realize how empty and soulless I am fundamentally, when in fact, most men get it and think my insane ramblings are deep and funny at least.
 
For a female it has to be friend with benefits or no friend at all
 
If I had a female friend I'd fuck her in the pussy
 
Talking to foid is like talking to TV or TikTok, and any friendship between man and foid is that the simp wants to fuck foid, but foid knows this and simply oppresses him, keeping him in friendzone
 
I had one female "friend" in high school. I did math homework for her in exchange for little chit chat, one time even got like half-hug once. I was cucked hard, but it was best thing ever that happened to me.
 
men cant be friends with women
if u completely remove the possibility of dating/sex from the equation, or other, lesser gratification from the opposite sex contact, they would stop hanging out
theres a reason foids have gays as friends
 
Not to bluepill on the motherland but sometimes talking to women can be enjoyable
 
it’s impossible for men and women to be friends. I would constantly think about how badly id want to fuck her the entire time and every interaction with her would just be trying to get in her panties.
 
there is no friendship between a male or a foid someone wants to fuck
 
I would love to have lots of Female friends. Maybe i could fuck them as Well.
 
I would love to have lots of Female friends. Maybe i could fuck them as Well.
it would be nice to impregnate a female friend and then marry her and raise a family together because she got pregnant and that made us fall in love.
 
I have had many female "friends" in the past. They will always see you as just another orbiter they can use to get their dose of attention when they get bored. And they will never initiate interactions with you. You don't matter to them. Having a female friend is almost the same as being a simp. You will do things for her in the hopes that one day, she might eventually find you attractive, and she will never do anything in return. I have learned there is no point in being with a woman if you can't impregnate her.
 
it’s impossible for men and women to be friends. I would constantly think about how badly id want to fuck her the entire time and every interaction with her would just be trying to get in her panties.
It's possible if the sexual attraction is little to non existent. I don't find every woman attractive.
 
men cant be friends with women
if u completely remove the possibility of dating/sex from the equation, or other, lesser gratification from the opposite sex contact, they would stop hanging out
theres a reason foids have gays as friends
 
I had a female "friend" once, she ended up being a total retard who then made a fit and started telling people lies about me and claiming I had "touched her" (I wish I had raped the bitch so at least her accusations where for something)
 

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