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If I could be a Chad for a day

NotQuiteChadLite

NotQuiteChadLite

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Hello, I'm NotQuiteChadlite

For a long time we've listened
to these normies, pitch a fit. About Personality, and hygiene, as if that will suddenly make us desirable to Women.


Well, ain't that the pits? So I think
I'll take me on an imaginary trip, and try to be a Chad for a day.....


If I could be a chad for a day,
I could live my life the free and easy way,
I'd bang all the roasties and let the betas pay,
If I could be a Chad for a day


Now if one whole day, a Chad I I could be,
The first thing I'd do is take out my camera, you see.
And let my good looks do the talking for me,
If I could be a Chad for a day


Now I wouldn't chase women, cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I'd do next, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go download Tinder, like all the Chads do,
If I could be a Chad for a day


Oh if I could be a Chad for a day,
I could live my life the free and easy way,
I'd bang all the roasties and let the Incels pay,
If I could be a Chad for a day


Now when I'd sit down with that smartphone, and start swiping,
I'd get validation, praise, and offers to go to dinner
From all the little roasties I've got matched with on Tinder,
If I could be a Chad for a day


Oh if I could be a Chad for a day,
I could live my life the free and easy way,
I'd bang all the roasties and let the Incels pay,
If I could be a Chad for a day


And when I'd need Sex I'd just take it, so I wouldn't have to buy it,
And if the cops would apprehend me, you know that she would deny it,
And I could call SJWs and other Roasties and they'd come to start a
riot,
If I could be a Chad for a day


But I can't be a Chad, and I don't really have to be,
Cause brother, let me tell you, it's plain and simple to see
That if I was Chad, then I'd be taking from you and me,
So I don't wanna be a Chad for a day


I don't wanna be a Chad for a day
I don't wanna live the free and easy way,
I'll struggle long and struggle hard, but that's okay
Cause I'll never be a Chad for a day


No I'll never be a Chad for a day

:feelsbadman:
 
I’m dead serious, look up “If I could be a n*gger for a day”
I know, I changed the lyrics. You got me.
 

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