LifeFuel If heaven were real, there would hardly be any foids in there.

[Leonardo Part V]

Foid's nature is evil and they never repent.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

True. I'll be in heaven if it's real though. I am purer than almost all foids

 

[Leonardo Part V]

True. I'll be in heaven if it's real though. I am purer than almost all foids

I won't. I have a good heart, I am purer than God.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

yea in christian heaven there's no sex so there would be no need for foids there

plus foids couldn't live without having constant sex with chads, so they couldn't survive there anyway

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

yea in christian heaven there's no sex so there would be no need for foids there

Is that so? Then I will choose not to go to heaven if there is no sex then.

 

[Quarantined]

I hope I don't have a sex drive in heaven

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Is that so? Then I will choose not to go to heaven if there is no sex then.

yes jesus states that there is no marriage in heaven and people are sexless like the angels in heaven

it's the general exegetical consensus that christian heaven does not involve sex

“We know the sexual life; we do not know, except in glimpses, the other thing which, in Heaven, will leave no room for it." - C. S. Lewis

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

yes jesus states that there is no marriage in heaven and people are sexless like the angels in heaven

“We know the sexual life; we do not know, except in glimpses, the other thing which, in Heaven, will leave no room for it." - C. S. Lewis

Fuck it then. I ain't going to heaven if there is no sex. God better give me a loving and sexy gf in heaven, or he won't have the privilege of me entering heaven

 

[worthlessloser26]

I hope I don't have a sex drive in heaven

Supposedly the pleasure of heaven is so otherworldly there will be no need or desire for sex

 

[Skelly]

Supposedly the pleasure of heaven is so otherworldly there will be no need or desire for sex

wouldnt it get boring?

 

[Leonardo Part V]

I hope I don't have a sex drive in heaven

Relax, Mary will be there

 

[worthlessloser26]

wouldnt it get boring?

Maybe but I imagine so would sex if you did it for eternity

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

wouldnt it get boring?

no

rubbing your genitalia against a foid's hole is only pleasurable because nature has programmed u for it

but in heaven people will worship me and will enjoy it

because it is an inherently good thing

 

[Lux]

Only islam heaven is good

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

True. I'll be in heaven if it's real though. I am purer than almost all foids

Technically if I die a virgin, wouldn't I be holy af?

 

[psyop]

It was narrated from `Imran ibn Husayn that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: “I looked into Paradise and I saw that the majority of its people were the poor. And I looked into Hell and I saw that the majority of its people are women.” (Narrated by Al-Bukhari, 3241 and Muslim, 2737)

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Technically if I die a virgin, wouldn't I be holy af?

more holy than most 'christians' nowadays tbh

 

[Icarus]

yea in christian heaven there's no sex so there would be no need for foids there

Is that so? Then I will choose not to go to heaven if there is no sex then.

Yeah heaven if it does exist is most likely gonna be without the physical body. There would be no need to eat, drink, or have any desire to reproduce or have sex.

It's probably just sitting in some type of black void. I've heard some NDE's where they say that your senses get amplified though, and you don't feel as limited like you do on earth. But who really knows tbh

 

[Horatio Ludwiczek]

If heaven were real, there would hardly be anyone in there.​

Fixed it for you

 

[ilieknothing]

All foids have pre-marital sex

In all religions pre-marital sex is against the rules

All foids are going to hell if any of the religions are true

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Yeah heaven if it does exist is most likely gonna be without the physical body,

I think that the new testament does generally present heaven as a physical resurrection, but since jesus and his apostles were celibate, sex was generally viewed as a lesser activity

paul famously stated that people should only marry to deal with lust, but it is better not to marry so that you can focus on the things of the lord

so presumably in the kingdom of god people would focus on worshipping the lord, and would not need sex

that's also in the book of revelation:

"And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth.

"These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb."

so the idea of christians being like the angels in heaven who sing praise to god, etc., and not having sex was fairly common, and early christianity had a number of notable ascetic movements

 

[Icarus]

I think that the new testament does generally present heaven as a physical resurrection, but since jesus and his apostles were celibate, sex was generally viewed as a lesser activity

paul famously stated that people should only marry to deal with lust, but it is better not to marry so that you can focus on the things of the lord

so presumably in the kingdom of god people would focus on worshipping the lord, and would not need sex

that's also in the book of revelation:

"And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth.

"These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb."

so the idea of christians being like the angels in heaven who sing praise to god, etc., and not having sex was fairly common, and early christianity had a number of notable ascetic movements

It most definitely could be, but I don't necessarily trust most of the stuff that's written in the bible. I kind of just go off of what I've heard online from NDE's.

I have a hard time believing in any religion though because they're always trying to sell you something.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Technically if I die a virgin, wouldn't I be holy af?

I guess, lol

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Yeah heaven if it does exist is most likely gonna be without the physical body. There would be no need to eat, drink, or have any desire to reproduce or have sex.

It's probably just sitting in some type of black void. I've heard some NDE's where they say that your senses get amplified though, and you don't feel as limited like you do on earth. But who really knows tbh

Interesting. I refuse to lose the few things in life I enjoy currently if heaven exists

 

[Aegon Targaryen]

It most definitely could be, but I don't necessarily trust most of the stuff that's written in the bible. I kind of just go off of what I've heard online from NDE's.

I have a hard time believing in any religion though because they're always trying to sell you something.

All Abrahmic religions are, in the end, just an offshoot of Judaism.

 

[Icarus]

All Abrahmic religions are, in the end, just an offshoot of Judaism.

Yeah, they always take something and then slightly change it to fit in with their new religion.