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I wish I was married. I wish I had a wife that accepts me as a husband.

otherwise

https://pics.me.me/memri-tv-ish-we-need-to-become-pimps-and-thugs-21581392.png
 
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So his fat wife reminds him of Satan? Wtf lol?
 
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idkwattodowithlife said:
So his fat wife reminds him of Satan? Wtf lol?

I wish I had a wife. Even if she was chubby.
 
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DankIncel said:
idkwattodowithlife said:
So his fat wife reminds him of Satan? Wtf lol?
I wish I had a wife. Even if she was chubby.
Yeah, I don't mind either even though I'm not attracted to women though.

Being <5 entails you have to date below your looksmatched, if you have a choice, and you're doing it right, unlike some of the volcels we have here.
 
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idkwattodowithlife said:
Yeah, I don't mind either even though I'm not attracted to women though.

Being <5 entails you have to date below your looksmatched, if you have a choice, and you're doing it right, unlike some of the volcels we have here.

lol wtf. Then why are you here?
 
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idkwattodowithlife said:
Yeah, I don't mind either even though I'm not attracted to women though.

explain
 
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existentialhack said:
idkwattodowithlife said:
Yeah, I don't mind either even though I'm not attracted to women though.
Being <5 entails you have to date below your looksmatched, if you have a choice, and you're doing it right, unlike some of the volcels we have here.
lol wtf. Then why are you here?

subsaharan said:
idkwattodowithlife said:
Yeah, I don't mind either even though I'm not attracted to women though.
explain
It was a typo bro forgot to add in "fat" before women, but honestly you guys could still trust me.

Do you still trust me guys? Right?
 
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idkwattodowithlife said:
So his fat wife reminds him of Satan? Wtf lol?

its a memritv meme

some dirty jews purposely mistranslate a lot of what arabic speakers say to make them look bad
 
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lol

marriage
miracle

choose one
 
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7339er said:
idkwattodowithlife said:
So his fat wife reminds him of Satan? Wtf lol?
its a memritv meme
some dirty jews purposely mistranslate a lot of what arabic speakers say to make them look bad
The translations are pretty accurate for the most part, but the Jews are biased in what content they translate.
 
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DankIncel said:
I wish I was married. I wish I had a wife that accepts me as a husband.
otherwise
https://pics.me.me/memri-tv-ish-we-need-to-become-pimps-and-thugs-21581392.png
Solution for blackcels.
 
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from what i saw with my uncle/aunt, the moment she got skinny (he is skinny to begin with) she left him, why? because other men start giving her attention, approaching her and she then starts questioning my Husband doesn't do xyz and this guy does this better so game over

also while growing up saw a friend of our families, the wife must have been 300+ pounds, husband was 5"10 not fat guy, as soon as she lost weight she also left him, she was about 5"9 looked amazing after losing so much weight and got married with some guy from Europe

if you want to make a marriage last in modern society bloat her up, feed her, so less men are talking to her or seeing her as a possible mate, the fatter the better if you want to keep your wife in 2017
 

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