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Serious If any government actually cared about incels here’s how they could actually help us.

if the gov stops using incel tax money on single moms and their kids everything should fall into place.
also abolishment of feminist laws such as:
marital rape
pregnancy leave payments
 
Good points all around.

The idea I proposed is just one of many potential positive solutions the government could implement if it actually cared thus the point of my posting this is to shame the government before the normie lurkers of the general public and essentially say or rather prove to them that there are viable solutions to the incel problem or rather the supposed threat we pose by the government simply trying to help us instead of rushing to find a way to lock us all up.

Just the act of them trying what I and I think many others of the community would deem a positive step in the right direction potential solution to the problem that is our condition would quite possibly make many of us feel much better towards the government regardless of whether they tried my idea or yours or both of ours even if our ideas are ultimately less than ideal solutions, the reason being because they would have at least tried to help us in some legitimate way that took some effort and political will on their part.

And true the government nor anyone can force someone to love you, I get that but what I also get is that many incels wouldn’t care and would accept having a woman in their lives paid for by the government to keep them company and routinely satisfy their sexual needs. That’s far more than most incels are getting now isn’t it?

Also there’s a very real albeit perhaps distant possibility one or more of these modern dumb broads out here might actually start to like their work assigned incel over time and eventually fall in love with him.

It’s a long shot no doubt but it could happen as the job/financial incentives and assurance from the government that you’re not going to murder or beat her takes down her bitch shields and her natural female hypergamous arrogance long enough to actually get to know you and who knows? Again the magic of an actual love connection might just happen as it routinely did for average and ugly and or awkward men far before the rise of the destructive dating apps and radical feminism and clown world’s culture of toxic female narcissism.
The way I see it, it could help the truecels who are broken beyond repair, with issues that not even surgery can help. But someone like me, who has terrible although fixable flaws (jaw, chin, nose and eyes) could very well make better use of surgerymaxxing to correct those failos and get genuine attraction from females rather than get some government gf who’s only doing it for the money. Genetic engineering developed at the highest degree would straight up trivialize inceldom.

An organic relationship for me is far more valuable than getting owed a gf by external forces, even if it’s built upon lust and infatuation. It’s akin to teenage love, something that nothing else like it could replace.
 
if the gov stops using incel tax money on single moms and their kids everything should fall into place.
also abolishment of feminist laws such as:
marital rape
pregnancy leave payments
:feelsokman:
 
Just make a list of foids priviledges. Wages for important and hard jobs are underpaid, because women suck on money from taxes and do mostly worthless jobs. It wouldn't undo all damage, but at this point there is no perfect solution. And not even this is really possible. Its beyond over. The Great filter is feminism. Nuclear war would be more humane than hundreds of years of foid domination leading to extinction.
 
1. How would you pair younger foids with older incels or there would be some rules about that?
2. Women now have a Chad or chadlite in their pocket thanks to Tinder, Why they should abandon that?
3. Should foids go to reeducation camps, learning the virtues of cooking and caring for their non chad man?
 
1. How would you pair younger foids with older incels or there would be some rules about that?
2. Women now have a Chad or chadlite in their pocket thanks to Tinder, Why they should abandon that?
3. Should foids go to reeducation camps, learning the virtues of cooking and caring for their non chad man?
1. There could be some reasonable criteria in place to make sure fatties and fugs of the female species cannot obtain employment in this sector. Obviously we’d have to find some lawyer far cleverer than I to draw up reasons that would understandably justify their exclusion to prevent feminists/misandrists from immediately ruining the program for us all before it even starts.

The fatties justification wouldn’t be very hard to make though as you could reason that their exclusion is necessary because an incel deserves a healthy mate who can support them in life both emotionally and physically and a fatty simply cannot do that and may even cause the incel who has already suffered most of his life extreme emotional heartache would he become attached to her and her condition cause her to drop dead on him prematurely right when they’d Just began getting used to eachother and living a good life together.

Anyway the fugglies ie fucking ugly chicks excuse for preventing their employment would take far more finesse.

Now to your main question…

After the above two issues are resolved and that crisis is averted perhaps the age criteria necessary for a female to seek employment of this type would be from either the 18-25 range or 18-30 range.

If we make it so “active” smokers, alcoholics and drug addicts are ineligible for this employment we might ensure to keep more uggos or wrinkled and busted bitches out and aquire a reasonably youthful looking mate that most of us would be satisfied with.

Likely demand for 18 and as young as possible girls would be so ridiculously high as to be untenable to provide every last incel with such so the program would likely have to or at least best function using a lottery system that assigned you this or that girl who passed the various requirements to obtain this employment.

I can’t imagine most brocels feeling too cheated if the eligible age ranges were strictly in the 18-25 margin.

2. At one time titty implants were a new thing and I watched a hilarious and heartbreaking HBO (I think it was?) made for TV movie about this a long time ago. Anyway the doctor or doctors that came up with the idea obviously didn’t start off as marketing geniuses so they would stupidly go up to random women and ask them if they’d like bigger breasts or some such which ended badly for them but hilariously for the viewers as I’m sure everyone else was laughing like I was as they got smacked across the face by the women who wrongly but understandably for the time simply thought the doctor/s was a pervert.

Then eventually a friend of the doctor/s if not one of the doctors themselves came up with the novel idea to use newspaper ads to advertise their novel idea and procedure and not before long they had tons of women coming to them for breast enlargement surgery and were making money hand over fist.

The heartbreaking part comes in later when some girls/women came in to the doctors office in a combination of pissed off, horrified and depressed when their implants had leaked or exploded and ended up badly deforming much of the front of their bodies.

This was of course because in the beginning they had used some kind of nasty probably toxic chemical as the titty filler and when it leaked out it understandably fucked the women’s bodies up and may have even killed many of them via weird cancers.

Anyway I think but don’t remember for sure that some if not most of the women were able to sue the shit out of the doctors but the doctors still remained ludicrously wealthy even after losing a ton of money because women still wanted the procedure in droves and especially so as after the big sueing case/s or during the doctors moved on to using a harmless saline solution as the titty filler.

Anyone that knows anything about saline knows that it’s just very well mixed salt water and is exactly what the medical staff will pump into your own body via IV if you ever are hospitalized for an infection or dehydration or probably even just plain ol surgery as they can’t put pure water into your veins as I believe I’ve heard it said that this would make our red blood cells explode.

Something about saline solution makes it more like the consistency of our blood and so allows us to intake water safely when pumped into us this way.

That said I digress.

What’s great about saline as a titty solution is that if a woman’s implant breaks her body will absorb the saline solution with no negative or ill effects.

So the point of my telling you the above story?

The point is the women who would gravitate to this kind of job would for whatever reason be interested in it and helping out lonely men and they might even be pragmatic about it in their judgement and look around at the world and see that most other sex work or work of this type is already saturated to the moon with such high quality competition they’ll never make any serious money now trying to compete with ever hotter and younger girls on onlyfans or trying to obtain a Tinder sugar daddy.

I’m thinking they’d see this for what it is ie the next potentially big thing in sex work and a stable paycheck that provides a living wage and numerous health care benefits to sweeten the pot.

Infact I can’t see, much less fathom, large numbers of women not being interested in this line of work seeing as how shitty the economy is now under sleepy Joe not to forget the aforementioned fierce competition they would face in the already similar fields of work.

Shit if my idea was implemented now and the female applicants met the criteria and got the congratulatory letter in the mail or email telling them that they’ve been hired, most of them would probably consider it a triumph akin to getting the golden ticket from ol Willy Wonka himself! :feelshaha:

3. As long as it’s completely voluntary and not forced it’s fair game under my idea and I’m sure the smarter girl’s interested in this line of work would already be looking to up their game in regards to home making. Yeah though probably the key to making this whole thing work is providing the girls just enough cash and additional perks and government gibs to make them feel it’s worth their while to do this.

I think real life ex mobster Michael Franzeze and mobster character actor Chaz Palmonteri (A Bronx Tale) both said the same thing during their lives in the movie or YouTube channel in the way you run a successful crew for the long term is you give them just enough cash where they’re being well paid and compensated for their efforts/work but not paid too well where they won’t need you any longer or paid too little where they may come to resent and eventually hate you.

So that mobster way of doing business I think would be what would be required to make such a program financially viable so that it never ended up bankrupt from broads making too huge of demands for this type of employment, thus ruining it for all incels in the process.

Lastly we’d probably be best off by excluding both incels and females alike that have ever been to jail or prison for violent and or sex related crimes.
 
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Libtards, kikes and other fucking faggots and soy types will not be able to complain about the idea
ha! You greatly underestimate the capacity of those people to complain. I mean, look at this:

-No you dumb fucks don’t get to legally be able to rape the girl in this scenario but if she wants to be paid and keep her job like any other job she must perform the task of having sex with you
They will absolutely, 100% call that rape. Check this out:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK6uMQOB3HU


Check out the foid-logic at 7:30. "[being a prostitute] is a violation (i.e. rape) because if I could make $200 an hour washing dishes I'd prefer that"

Because she was a young, attractive foid (lol, she's old now) she had THE OPTION of a regular job like you or I would be able to get (except that they'd be more likely to hire her because she was attractive) OOOORRRRRR she could have sex for money and make $1000 per day, $300k per year.

She CHOOSE $300k per year and she still calls it rape.


So no, my friend, your proposal does not please the libtards. They will absolutely say that you're proposing rape.
 
ha! You greatly underestimate the capacity of those people to complain. I mean, look at this:


They will absolutely, 100% call that rape. Check this out:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK6uMQOB3HU


Check out the foid-logic at 7:30. "[being a prostitute] is a violation (i.e. rape) because if I could make $200 an hour washing dishes I'd prefer that"

Because she was a young, attractive foid (lol, she's old now) she had THE OPTION of a regular job like you or I would be able to get (except that they'd be more likely to hire her because she was attractive) OOOORRRRRR she could have sex for money and make $1000 per day, $300k per year.

She CHOOSE $300k per year and she still calls it rape.

So no, my friend, your proposal does not please the libtards. They will absolutely say that you're proposing rape.

What I meant by saying that is it shuts down there “this is immoral!” or “this is rape!” claims in the eyes of the normies ie the vast majority of people as again my idea is entirely voluntary for women to decide if it’s a form of employment they’d like to become a part of.

As the vast majority of people absolutely do not give a shit about any politics and consider the liberal woke tards to be arguably as fucked up if not even moreso than they view people like us incels as being.

The vast majority of people would view the situation rationally and see the old broad’s claims for what they are ie sour grapes because no one wants to fuck her old, used up and wrinkled ass anymore.

The vast majority of Clown Worlder’s also would not accept the woketards claims that this is rape and they and the young women who would love to get jobs and paid in this new profession and opportunity would actively stand up and fight the woketards by telling them to STFU among other things because again this is a bad economy that we’re in and my idea would allow plenty of reasonably attractive women to make a decent living not having to worry about out competing the super Stacies on onlyfans, Tinder and the porn sites who’ve already got the existing sexual marketplace on lockdown.

Probably the only real threat to my idea is if the women and the woke tards teamed up demanding more money and more gibs from the government for our shall we say “Incel comfort women” to the point tax payers would scoff at continuing to fund the program.

That’s how I think my idea would ultimately be destroyed by the woke communist radfem assholes ultimately were it to even be implemented. :feelsseriously:
 
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This is tumblrfuel for some blue-haired beluga whale.
 
Or just fucking revert to a more authoritarian moralist traditional society where Incels and degenerate women don't exist in the first place

This

We take back control
 
That’s not the point.

The point is what the government would and could do about the incel problem if it actually cared about us.

In other words it would or could attempt or try out a positive gesture such as this and or have this be its first such attempt to genuinely help us instead of immediately rushing to declare us mass killers, psychopaths and home grown terrorists.

Also “love” doesn’t largely exist in Clown World relationships anyway.

Don’t you and everyone else here notice that marriages or relationships these days between normies or Chad and Stacy tend to only last until around if not a bit after the 10 year mark before they totally implode?

By contrast the boomers got actual love via the “until death do you part” saying of the marriage contract actually coming true for them because they infact did largely love eachother.

All Clown Worlders have is infatuation and lust and that’s fleeting and simply will not hold a relationship together for the truly long haul as we can and have all seen.

So whether she loves us or not is a laughable concept in 2022.

What we incels arguably want is something a little more than prostitution but also the same thing most clown worlder normies want and so easily get which is another warm body in our beds to keep us company at night.

Incels I’ve always argued want intimacy and female acceptance first and foremost with sex itself being a distant second or third.
Yeah. Love is cope is 2022. I agree(although it might exist when a relationship between an autistic chad and a subhuman foid is formed)

90% of Beckies when they fall in love with Chad , all their emotion cease to exist once he stick his dick inside her pussy.

Chads/beckies/stacies are all coombrained animals in the modern world. Bunch of hedonistic degenrates.


BTW, back in the day, divorce was looked down upon. If women 100 years ago had been given the authority they have now, they would have divorced their husband and fuck around just like the modern whores.
 
Whatever happened to him?
Probably because he was on that list of ten notorious users by some cucked antihate watchlist and got scared.
 
Actually it’s been long rumoured that he had sex with his cousin. :feelsugh:

Or at least that seems to possibly be the reason why my snarling, vicious and cantankerous @Dregster dreggly bear banned him a month or so ago. :feelshehe:
 
Actually it’s been long rumoured that he had sex with his cousin. :feelsugh:

Or at least that seems to possibly be the reason why my snarling, vicious and cantankerous @Dregster dreggly bear banned him a month or so ago. :feelshehe:
shocked mr bean GIF
 
A woman would gladly take up this job if it means sitting on her ass
In which case they simply get a normie.

This system is kind-of-sort-of in place. Its just women get to choose when/where/how the contract begins, what stipulations it entails and when it ends.

Its called marriage.
 
could implement if it actually cared
They don't, they won't, they never will.

Society is set up to benefit females and it always has been. Even the so-called patriarchal times many people love to reminisce about is a falsehood. Men only had the privileges and rights we did so far as to better enable us to serve women.

Law and policy makers will never be incentivized to ever benefit men partly because of gynocentricism and partly because of moral hazard.

But for the sake of argument let's say this happened anyway. Personally I wouldn't go for it due to being blackpilled for so long as an oldcel. Knowing how women operate, how they think of subhumans like me and what a contract like that would mean for my mental health. I barely want sex anymore and I increasingly appreciate the peace and quiet in my apartment every year that goes by. I suspect most that this would appeal to would be frustrated youngcels.

As with prostitutes I resent giving women money for essentially existing and tolerating men like me. However, since my taxes will be given to them regardless than there should be a choice to have them do housecleaning/cooking and then leave. That would be a service I'd partake in.
 
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govt cannot care for incels because the govt is the sexhavers.
 
As with prostitutes I resent giving women money for essentially existing and tolerating men like me. However, since my taxes will be given to them regardless than there should be a choice to have them do housecleaning/cooking and then leave. That would be a service I'd partake in.
See now this could definitely be a tier of the program.

It offers some mild female companionship as well as a useful service from them other than sex and to get back to the subject of just having their presence there with you for a while this is important because it can actually be very beneficial for guys like us so as to ward off loneliness and stave off dementia, the last of which is said to happen mostly to very old people and not necessarily because their brains stop working from old age but rather they tend to be some of the loneliest members of society due to very possibly outliving their family and friends and or being abandoned totally or partially by their children or having no children to visit them whatsoever and it’s said because of this loneliness and or severe lack of mental stimulation via interacting with other humans this condition of existing in this state can lead to dementia all by itself.
 
See now this could definitely be a tier of the program.

It offers some mild female companionship as well as a useful service from them other than sex and to get back to the subject of just having their presence there with you for a while this is important because it can actually be very beneficial for guys like us so as to ward off loneliness and stave off dementia, the last of which is said to happen mostly to very old people and not necessarily because their brains stop working from old age but rather they tend to be some of the loneliest members of society due to very possibly outliving their family and friends and or being abandoned totally or partially by their children or having no children to visit them whatsoever and it’s said because of this loneliness and or severe lack of mental stimulation via interacting with other humans this condition of existing in this state can lead to dementia all by itself.
Sure. But as an old cel that's come to a state of acceptance, I really don't care to have foids around emotionally or even sexually.

I just want to have my apartment cleaned and meals cooked.
 
I like the idea of government-sanctioned brothels better.
 

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