Serious If any government actually cared about incels here’s how they could actually help us.

[Fat Link]

Paid girlfriend or wife.

In other words the government offers women the choice to be paid by itself ie the taxpayers to take on employment via performing the job of being an incels wife or girlfriend.

This is not to be confused with mere paid prostitution but sex will of course be a part of the deal.

Libtards, kikes and other fucking faggots and soy types will not be able to complain about the idea either as it is 110% morally on the level.

-Meaning the choice to go through with this would be entirely up to individual women out there.

-No you dumb fucks don’t get to legally be able to rape the girl in this scenario but if she wants to be paid and keep her job like any other job she must perform the task of having sex with you to the best of her abilities, however many times a day or week her government contract deems her to do so in order to maintain her employment and thus get paid.

-For “cuddle fucks” as I call the weak males out there that actually want a relationship with today’s mind ruined feminist women, under this paid, employment government scenario she would also have to provide you the girlfriend experience by at least acting as though she’s interested and emotionally invested in you and so she must also as part of her employment and paycheck requirements be required to cuddle and watch movies with you assuming that is your particular kink/desire etc, etc.

So as far as I can see there’s absolutely no flaws in my plan and if it were made real the contractual particulars could be worked out on an individual basis.

Depending on the contract offer you worked out with the government and your potential government mandated mate you could decide on the full acted out relationship paid experience or the traditional often posted incels.is community cliche idea to simply had the government provide regular prostitutes/escorts for you to fuck but yeah the overall point is cutting the soys and all who would oppose us/this idea off at the knees by making it morally unchallengeable since women would have the choice whether or not to take up this line of work.

Since all of this would be government controlled and overseen and mandated for purely political purposes you and the girl would be required to go through monthly STD testing to ensure your and her safety as well the surrounding community.

I actually think a lot of women would be interested in doing this for such a financial incentive as many broads these days are young, dumb and lazy so it they could make some easy money by engaging in an arguably far safer form of prostitution than the regular time tested variety they would do so rather than put in the hard work of actually building a different career for themselves.

 

[StayFrosty]

not a single fucking word ... but based and high IQ

 

[Betrayed]

Or just fucking revert to a more authoritarian moralist traditional society where Incels and degenerate women don't exist in the first place

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Read everything.
So basically you want to transform foids in some kind of public service reserved for incels?
Based.

 

[Praise the Sun]

Or just fucking revert to a more authoritarian moralist traditional society where Incels and degenerate women don't exist in the first place

This would be the best, but is very unlikely unless a big war breaks out and destroys the internet and energy supply. OPs idea is much more realistic for our world but will still fail bc feminists will freak out.

 

[StayFrosty]

Or just fucking revert to a more authoritarian moralist traditional society where Incels and degenerate women don't exist in the first place

only 40% of men who have ever lived were able to pass on their genes ... incels will exist for the end of time no matter what regime or society is imposed

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

They don’t care about us, no ifs or buts about it.

 

[PLA1092]

My proposed policies...

All subhumans AND Chads possibly born are to be immediately recorded and tagged for further education and guiding assisted by their parents; while subhumans would be schooled in self-defense, wealthmaxxing, and work suitable for a sub 5 which would maximize their potential, and would also be trained to looksmax to the furthest they can with possible corrective surgery being mandated...

Chads, on the other hand, would be trained only in self-humility, lookism, their privilege, and be sent to work in the trades in employment such as in the mines to ultimately fuel this new world.

Hypergamy and foid standards would be strictly regulated with education on lookism and a non-degenerate society, as well as the treatment of sub 6s.

No politicians have any interest in helping us, left or right, lest the invisible hands of the elites puppeteering the modern world come down and hordes of foids and cucks become their protest against us; we're not exactly a widespread interest group.

 

[Incelius Savage]

A woman would gladly take up this job if it means sitting on her ass

 

[Incelistan]

They don’t care about us, no ifs or buts about it.

They do care about us, but only when mentalcels go ER

 

[The Enforcer]

The government only cares about incels to the extent of keeping them alive. As for their life satisfaction, they dont really care. We exist to governments and organisations as worker drones to stimulate the economy and carry out labour. I cant imagine they'd give us any help unless it started to affect them directly, if too many men started to drop out so to speak.I'm sure some European countries in the past have had similar programs to help incels out a bit. Often disabled people, they would pay for them to be "serviced". But last I heard it was scrapped.

However I think the most realistic thing that the government could, should and perhaps would do is give incelibate, ugly, reject males some sort of allowance or tax rebates. I've met quite a few non-incels, including women that actually agree with this.

Being ugly can quite literally "disable" your ability to live out your life the way regular people are able too. But a more focal point, taxes and whatnot are something people pay I guess because they have a place within society. Incelibate men however are not given this space in society as we are rejected by the very same society. Being able to go to shops, and use roads or whatever is not enough nor valid. Those things tend to get taxed separately anyway. Our opportunities within society and our ability to enjoy life are restricted. The extra money would be a much needed break for some guys to help them cope with the sheer horror of being alive.

 

[Mecoja]

Artificial wife or deep dive simulation would be a better option. You cant own a human completely.

 

[Fat Link]

The only downsides of this that I can see is it could rightly be viewed as government coerced betabuxxing but much of the “it’s all fake” shame is actually removed from the incel’s shoulders because 1. He knows this going into the deal and arguably more importantly 2. Since the government is paying the girl to provide the incel a service, it’s the government that’s technically betabuxxing not truly the incel. Thus the only “shame” an incel might end up feeling over this is when/if spiteful angry normies or feminists out there snarl at us: “You didn’t earn it!”

Yet at the same time these ass clowns don’t take the time to realize that they and their sick society have so broken us down by this point we really don’t give a fuck and feel we deserve this “reward” anyway similar to when those of our kind go about signing up for and collecting NEETbux.

One of the saddest but also good things I know that would come from such a program is some (but not all of course) of these women who would of previously never given one of us the chance to be near her much less date her in a million years would end up forming a genuine love connection with the incel she was contracted to perform this job for and then ask to no longer be paid for it and many of these women would end up confessing they were fools all along to never give these men a chance before as they finally found the love of their life that they’d never found prior in any amount of Chads that they’d dated.

 

[Goosecel]

Couldnt this get fucked if theres tons of women on this? Like you could breakup and fuck a new girl in no time essentially for free

 

[Indari]

 

[rottingricecel]

based, only fakecels would not prefer this. too bad even legalize prostitution is difficult in this soyciety

 

[righteouscel]

Paid girlfriend or wife.

In other words the government offers women the choice to be paid by itself ie the taxpayers to take on employment via performing the job of being an incels wife or girlfriend.

This is not to be confused with mere paid prostitution but sex will of course be a part of the deal.

Libtards, kikes and other fucking faggots and soy types will not be able to complain about the idea either as it is 110% morally on the level.

-Meaning the choice to go through with this would be entirely up to individual women out there.

-No you dumb fucks don’t get to legally be able to rape the girl in this scenario but if she wants to be paid and keep her job like any other job she must perform the task of having sex with you to the best of her abilities, however many times a day or week her government contract deems her to do so in order to maintain her employment and thus get paid.

-For “cuddle fucks” as I call the weak males out there that actually want a relationship with today’s mind ruined feminist women, under this paid, employment government scenario she would also have to provide you the girlfriend experience by at least acting as though she’s interested and emotionally invested in you and so she must also as part of her employment and paycheck requirements be required to cuddle and watch movies with you assuming that is your particular kink/desire etc, etc.

So as far as I can see there’s absolutely no flaws in my plan and if it were made real the contractual particulars could be worked out on an individual basis.

Depending on the contract offer you worked out with the government and your potential government mandated mate you could decide on the full acted out relationship paid experience or the traditional often posted incels.is community cliche idea to simply had the government provide regular prostitutes/escorts for you to fuck but yeah the overall point is cutting the soys and all who would oppose us/this idea off at the knees by making it morally unchallengeable since women would have the choice whether or not to take up this line of work.

Since all of this would be government controlled and overseen and mandated for purely political purposes you and the girl would be required to go through monthly STD testing to ensure your and her safety as well the surrounding community.

I actually think a lot of women would be interested in doing this for such a financial incentive as many broads these days are young, dumb and lazy so it they could make some easy money by engaging in an arguably far safer form of prostitution than the regular time tested variety they would do so rather than put in the hard work of actually building a different career for themselves.

They could probably even find foreign women if they actually cared they would do this

 

[Emba]

not a single fucking word ... but based and high IQ

 

[alone_in_the_end]

Yes very good here it is your new wife, what you do?

 

[Cope or die]

only 40% of men who have ever lived were able to pass on their genes ... incels will exist for the end of time no matter what regime or society is imposed

Cope. That number is more indicative of the relative lack of birth control vs the hypersexualized soyciety we have now. Before now foids had to be at least semi-responsible with their holes because of unwanted pregnancy, stds, slut shaming, etc. That 40% number is a lot higher in the last 100 years or so. Also that didnt mean 60% of men never had sex.

 

[Cope or die]

The government only cares about incels to the extent of keeping them alive. As for their life satisfaction, they dont really care. We exist to governments and organisations as worker drones to stimulate the economy and carry out labour. I cant imagine they'd give us any help unless it started to affect them directly, if too many men started to drop out so to speak.I'm sure some European countries in the past have had similar programs to help incels out a bit. Often disabled people, they would pay for them to be "serviced". But last I heard it was scrapped.

However I think the most realistic thing that the government could, should and perhaps would do is give incelibate, ugly, reject males some sort of allowance or tax rebates. I've met quite a few non-incels, including women that actually agree with this.

Being ugly can quite literally "disable" your ability to live out your life the way regular people are able too. But a more focal point, taxes and whatnot are something people pay I guess because they have a place within society. Incelibate men however are not given this space in society as we are rejected by the very same society. Being able to go to shops, and use roads or whatever is not enough nor valid. Those things tend to get taxed separately anyway. Our opportunities within society and our ability to enjoy life are restricted. The extra money would be a much needed break for some guys to help them cope with the sheer horror of being alive.

Yes. Compensating us for our "losses" sounds based.

 

[The Enforcer]

Yes. Compensating us for our "losses" sounds based.

It's like a stake in anything really. Just take the more recognisable stuff like stocks or trades of any sort. If you go look at any stock or hell, crypto asset right now, and you want a stake in it. You pay into it. The bigger the stake you want, the more you pay. Your position within that company or whatever is grander than that of people with a lesser stake, who, if bought at the same time, will have paid less.

Incels aren't given much of a stake in society at all. So why pay as much as people with a real stake for the little crumb of being allowed to draw breath among society and not much else.

 

[Izayacel]

Artificial wife or deep dive simulation would be a better option. You cant own a human completely.

 

[NiggerMan]

Government don't even care about normies, you think they will care about us?

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

not enough women in the world, there is much less women and girls in the world under 40 years old

the scheme would cost way too much to be possible

So as far as I can see there’s absolutely no flaws in my plan

the demand would be far too much


low IQ


Still misusing your power to stick threads to the top.

 

[spongysleight]

not enough women in the world, there is much less women and girls in the world under 40 years old

the scheme would cost way too much to be possible

the demand would be far too much


low IQ


Still misusing your power to stick threads to the top.

There are quite a few in poor rural villages. Of course that would create the issue of human trafficking since a lot of these women are not educated, don't know their rights. But it could serve to inject a lot of money into those poorer areas. Kind of like how a lot of women travel to rich countries to work as maids?

I don't think the idea is that bad, but won't it just be the same thing as hiring an escort?

 

[Fat Link]

Government don't even care about normies, you think they will care about us?

Good point.

And of course not.

Which is why this topic is a purely hypothetical “What if?” scenario.

It’s designed to shame our enemies in government, media and IT that think the only solution to the problem we represent is locking us all up in some nightmares ZOG gulag rape dungeon whether that takes the form of a typical ZOG prison or ZOG psychiatric facility.

My “solution” proves beyond a shadow of any doubt the government and or society actually could help us but they just don’t want to.

The reasons are simple to spell out and sad too.

Reasons:

Government- they’ve obviously exhausted their Islamic boogeyman/fall guy/patsy archetype to place all the blame and hatred on for their various false flags and psyops against the American people and the world and so over the past 20 years it’s become a tired and worn out proverbial dead and beaten horse people are simply tired of hearing about, so they’re moving on or at least attempting to move on to creating their next big archetypal boogeymen/fall guy/patsy for the idiot public to be afraid of, which is us the incel community but the funny thing is we’re actually a vastly different collection of races, while the Jew MSM keeps trying to dishonestly portray us all as just another one of their made up white supremacist groups. Funny as fuck too because the literal owner of this website and savior of the last vestiges of a proper online home for incels is our boy @Master who is black as coal.

I digress though, the reason the government doesn’t want to help us is because it’s run by communist Jews who hate America and white western and know that the only way they can truly ever hope to take us down is by removing our second amendment protection right to bear arms. Without guns we would all be as helpless as the Russian people many of which the Bolshevik Jewish NKVD came to collect during the night in the WWII era and then systematically dispose of those innocent white people through a process they jokingly referred to as “wet work” since they’d take the people one by one to a tiny closed off room with a single drain the floor and shoot them in the back of the head killing them and since blood is largely composed of water and water is “wet” there you go on how they came up with the activities name.

Society- they just hate us because we’re ugly or at the very least painfully average and so not attractive and so they hate us for not just shutting the fuck up and knowing our place at the bottom of the social hierarchy. They also hate us for simply wanting them or the government to help us because they feel that because they worked hard to get where they are both socially and financially then that means no one is owed anything and everyone should just have to pull themselves up by the boot straps because they did and to them in their warped view that means everyone else can as well.

They quite simply don’t understand that they bought in to the just world fallacy and nor do they realize that their looks and any hard work they performed was all a result of their good genetics and really didn’t have anything to do with whatever effort they think they expended.

 

[IncelKing]

Why would the government waste its money on incels? They gain nothing from this

Unless they get incels to pay for the services by getting the incels to contribute their own labour/utility to society in some way

 

[rcnfive]

in this hypothetical scenario, what would the holes salary be? holes are so stuck up these days, they'd probably demand millions.

 

[rcnfive]

Or just fucking revert to a more authoritarian moralist traditional society where Incels and degenerate women don't exist in the first place

never forget - holes created incels and holes can stop the incel problem overnight.

 

[Cope or die]

It's like a stake in anything really. Just take the more recognisable stuff like stocks or trades of any sort. If you go look at any stock or hell, crypto asset right now, and you want a stake in it. You pay into it. The bigger the stake you want, the more you pay. Your position within that company or whatever is grander than that of people with a lesser stake, who, if bought at the same time, will have paid less.

Incels aren't given much of a stake in society at all. So why pay as much as people with a real stake for the little crumb of being allowed to draw breath among society and not much else.

High iq. Its unlikely to get mainstream support any time soon but more realistic than state mandated girlfriends or wives if we're being honest.

 

[Man]

The Government / Laws are primarily concerned with society being functional and safe.
95% or more of laws are concerned with those principles.

The remaining 5% are the subject of public scrutiny for each individuals ideas of efficiency, ethics, well being, ideals, etc.
These 5% of laws are decided during election cycles and are normally fulfilled with half measures at best.

Perhaps once every election cycle a solid decision is made that will be one of a few defining political characteristics of the decade.

This would be as big as gay marriage being legal and for that to happen you would need something like 60-80% approval / or <20-40% disapproval (for those who care and vote), which will never happen.

(TL;DR) The government principally does not care. The government fulfilled its purpose long ago and has been coasting for hundreds of years, only changing laws to adapt to the principles of function and safety.
Inceldom is not recognized as a threat to the functionality or safety of society.

Best case scenario, select states will randomly decriminalize prostitution in the next decade and then legalization becomes a matter of federal jurisdiction, in which case there will be a 50/50 chance we will have legal prostitution by 2040.

 

[BadStartingStats]

There's no reason for them to help us. Us getting ass blasted by taxes on single filing people is all they need

 

[CantEscapeYourFate]

Or just hire an escort. If you're broke get your money up.

 

[clicmsf]

Imagine paying to get high on a natural human activity that chads get to experience every hour.

 

[The Enforcer]

High iq. Its unlikely to get mainstream support any time soon but more realistic than state mandated girlfriends or wives if we're being honest.

Sadly doesnt seem like it would happen

 

[Fat Link]

Why would the government waste its money on incels? They gain nothing from this

Unless they get incels to pay for the services by getting the incels to contribute their own labour/utility to society in some way

1. Jews hate the western world and since America is a part of that they want to bring it down or to collapse.

Thus wasting money on various things they feel is one good way to accomplish this hence our huge welfare gibs program to the niggers and other non white scum and sometimes even whites who need it.

So think of this as just another way for the Jew to bring America down.

They’d never do this out of any genuine concern for our kind.

It’s always going to be about acheiving someother long term, evil and strategic goal with them.

2. Nah. Alternatively it could simply be another bribe much like welfare itself already is, so that Jews don’t have to worry about millions of angry, disenfranchised men of all colors banding together to remove their evil asses from power violently.

Thus it could be viewed by Jews were they to do this as another costly but necessary distraction to eliminate the threat we may pose to them otherwise.

 

[Fat Link]

in this hypothetical scenario, what would the holes salary be? holes are so stuck up these days, they'd probably demand millions.

I’m thinking minimum wage or slightly better.

I understand where you’re coming from ie slut entitlement and all but I should have clarified more thoroughly that I think the women this sort of job arrangement would appeal to most are those lazy and not very ambitious girls out there that despite their laziness are still plugged into the pulse of society enough to realize at this point the regular avenues of sex work are all over saturated and it’s highly unlikely they will be making millions off of an onlyfans account or a porn career so why not try for stability and a solid living wage instead?

The selling point for them would be that it’s still largely an extremely low effort job and with it the government could even throw in free medical and dental insurance which would pay for the mandatory once a month STD test screenings and as for dental? Hey not even an incel wants to kiss some broad with a mouth full of rotten teeth.

 

[360_no_cope]

The incel could also work to pay for this arrangement which would be subsidized by the government to various degrees.

There could be a 1-5 year ban from the program if you left your own relationship to disencourage fakecels.

Have the people who have been incel the longest in the front of the waiting list to make sure this public service is offered to those of us who need it the most.

There's definitely some unused potential in incels which would become activated after experiencing basic love. They could always make it a precondition for being in the program that you are working, etc. But it's a social needs issue nonetheless.

 

[Cope or die]

Sadly doesnt seem like it would happen

It depends. If we continue to multiply in numbers at this rate to where it effects the culture and society in everyday life then we could gain "victim" status. Similar to the other opressed groups i.e. the poor, minorities, LGBTQ, disabled, etc. Its a long way away but not impossible. In fact, I'd say its a better chance going forward because a new victim group or opressed group pops up every year it feels like. We just have to change the culture first and the majority opinion of incels, which is easier said than done.

 

[360_no_cope]

Perhaps this would be better done by the free market ultimately. In that case it would be a betabuxx matchmaking agency that does this but you could of course disregard the matches you don't like. It would be straightforward at least, what you had to do, which is opposite of anything in the sexual market of the current 2022 clown world.

Government subsidies for these services would still be possible of course.

Come to think of it maybe the whole institution of marriage should be given away from the state to the free market for companies to make financially binding contracts for that purpose. Could the state of inceldom be so bad because, like anything, what the government has control over and tries to manage stagnates and moves bureucratically slowly and in planned but not in organic ways?

 

[The Enforcer]

It depends. If we continue to multiply in numbers at this rate to where it effects the culture and society in everyday life then we could gain "victim" status. Similar to the other opressed groups i.e. the poor, minorities, LGBTQ, disabled, etc. Its a long way away but not impossible. In fact, I'd say its a better chance going forward because a new victim group or opressed group pops up every year it feels like. We just have to change the culture first and the majority opinion of incels, which is easier said than done.

Well one day they wont be able to ignore it because it'll just cause too much strain

 

[Iranianoldcel]

She'll never truely love you. Keep coping

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

Yes very good here it is your new wife, what you do?

Slit her throat.

 

[Shrek]

I don't need the government to give me a wife I can buy her with my own money from her 3rd world father that's my plan.

 

[Emperor Palpatine]

Very good idea. If I were really the emperor I would make it legal immediately

 

[SparkLight]

As part of the contract imo the toilet is not allowed to do OnlyFans/Tinder or Go to Bars/Clubs if they do they get a prison sentence and fine.

 

[Fat Link]

She'll never truely love you. Keep coping

That’s not the point.

The point is what the government would and could do about the incel problem if it actually cared about us.

In other words it would or could attempt or try out a positive gesture such as this and or have this be its first such attempt to genuinely help us instead of immediately rushing to declare us mass killers, psychopaths and home grown terrorists.

Also “love” doesn’t largely exist in Clown World relationships anyway.

Don’t you and everyone else here notice that marriages or relationships these days between normies or Chad and Stacy tend to only last until around if not a bit after the 10 year mark before they totally implode?

By contrast the boomers got actual love via the “until death do you part” saying of the marriage contract actually coming true for them because they infact did largely love eachother.

All Clown Worlders have is infatuation and lust and that’s fleeting and simply will not hold a relationship together for the truly long haul as we can and have all seen.

So whether she loves us or not is a laughable concept in 2022.

What we incels arguably want is something a little more than prostitution but also the same thing most clown worlder normies want and so easily get which is another warm body in our beds to keep us company at night.

Incels I’ve always argued want intimacy and female acceptance first and foremost with sex itself being a distant second or third.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Honestly I'd rather let the government invest in genetical engineering or get free facial surgery before some whore who's only with me because she wants to get paid, being ugly isn't just about being unable to get a gf that's actually the least of your problems if anything. Getting ostracized, mocked, laughed at and not taken seriously even at workplace is far more aggravating than simply ''me no have pussy lol''. I absolutely hate that I'm unable to make friends, socialize or connect with anyone irl. Ofc not having a gf is part of the problem, but to say it should be a concern above all these things is disingenuous.

Being a truecel means you will never have a normal life. The fix is to cure our ugliness, not to make a way around it like you're suggesting.

She'll never truely love you. Keep coping

This, it will make no difference at all. It's just glorified prostitution, not an actual answer to our problems.

 

[Fat Link]

Honestly I'd rather let the government invest in genetical engineering or get free facial surgery before some whore who's only with me because she wants to get paid, being ugly isn't just about being unable to get a gf that's actually the least of your problems if anything. Getting ostracized, mocked, laughed at and not taken seriously even at workplace is far more aggravating than simply ''me no have pussy lol''. I absolutely hate that I'm unable to make friends, socialize or connect with anyone irl. Ofc not having a gf is part of the problem, but to say it should be a concern above all these things is disingenuous.

Being a truecel means you will never have a normal life. The fix is to cure our ugliness, not to make a way around it like you're suggesting.

This, it will make no difference at all. It's just glorified prostitution, not an actual answer to our problems.

Good points all around.

The idea I proposed is just one of many potential positive solutions the government could implement if it actually cared thus the point of my posting this is to shame the government before the normie lurkers of the general public and essentially say or rather prove to them that there are viable solutions to the incel problem or rather the supposed threat we pose by the government simply trying to help us instead of rushing to find a way to lock us all up.

Just the act of them trying what I and I think many others of the community would deem a positive step in the right direction potential solution to the problem that is our condition would quite possibly make many of us feel much better towards the government regardless of whether they tried my idea or yours or both of ours even if our ideas are ultimately less than ideal solutions, the reason being because they would have at least tried to help us in some legitimate way that took some effort and political will on their part.

And true the government nor anyone can force someone to love you, I get that but what I also get is that many incels wouldn’t care and would accept having a woman in their lives paid for by the government to keep them company and routinely satisfy their sexual needs. That’s far more than most incels are getting now isn’t it?

Also there’s a very real albeit perhaps distant possibility one or more of these modern dumb broads out here might actually start to like their work assigned incel over time and eventually fall in love with him.

It’s a long shot no doubt but it could happen as the job/financial incentives and assurance from the government that you’re not going to murder or beat her takes down her bitch shields and her natural female hypergamous arrogance long enough to actually get to know you and who knows? Again the magic of an actual love connection might just happen as it routinely did for average and ugly and or awkward men far before the rise of the destructive dating apps and radical feminism and clown world’s culture of toxic female narcissism.