Story idiots shouting from cars

[ValiantThor2]

So today as I am walking along taking a drink from my bottle of water, a car from behind me drives past and the driver screams into my ear. This kind of shit has happened to me my whole life and from my experience they only ever target really beta looking people. Its crazy to think that if my jaw protruded outwards by a few millimetres more & the back of my skull came up more straight that may not have happened today.

 

[Deleted member 6626]

Next time, stick your middle finger up.

 

[Sadist]

Next time, stick your dick up.

 

[Ritalincel]

Next time, stick your ksg up.

 

[Deleted member 265]

was looking for story to end in a fecal manner but it didnt, dissappointed OP.

 

[ValiantThor2]

was looking for story to end in a fecal manner but it didnt, dissappointed OP.

Well that's quite the idea. il be sure to keep a jar of valiantthor2's special chocolate moose for whenevER another idiot decides to shout from his car

 

[Deleted member 265]

Well that's quite the idea. il be sure to keep a jar of valiantthor1's special chocolate moose for whenevER another idiot decides to shout from his car

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