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Seahorsecel

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I'm feeling tingly now :ahegao::feelsohh::feelsohh:
Question to all brocels here, what's your taste in women?
My ideal foid:
>Stacy-tier face with soft, feminine bones
>Small waist, isn't fat
>Soft, buttery hands
>Slight curve
>Quiet and introverted
>Willing to take part in my grape fetishes (In my vineyard)
>Doesn't like sex, but lets me have my way with her (In video game)
>Dresses modestly
>Christian, just like me
>Small tits, (But not loli-sized, haha fed you see I'm totally a law-abiding inkel :feelsLSD:)
>Either white or east asian (noodle)
>4'11, just slightly shorter than me (I'm 5'3, I hate being mogged especially by foids :feelsree::feelsree::reeeeee:)
>virgin, tight unfucked pussy
>Doesn't have any friends foid or man
>Never seen another man in her life (Not even her dad) falls in love with me at first sight
>Aged 18-21
>Likes to play games, but isn't good at them
>Is kind and feminine
>Isn't feminist
>Fertile and willing to have many kids
>Doesn't lean left or right (Leaves all her political decision(s) to her man [me])
>Doesn't have opinions
>Obeys me
>Housewife
>Knows how to cook

This type of foid (almost) certainly does not exist (Chad Only). I'll still ascend with any woman, even a landwhale.
 
Lol, foids ideal man is Top 0.00001% of mens
 
ideal foid:
>Stacy-tier face with soft, feminine bones
>Small waist, isn't fat
>Soft, buttery hands
>Slight curve
>Quiet and introverted
>Willing to take part in my grape fetishes (In my vineyard)
>Doesn't like sex, but lets me have my way with her (In video game)
>Dresses modestly
>Christian, just like me
>Small tits, (But not loli-sized, haha fed you see I'm totally a law-abiding inkel :feelsLSD:)
>Either white or east asian (noodle)
>4'11, just slightly shorter than me (I'm 5'3, I hate being mogged especially by foids :feelsree::feelsree::reeeeee:)
>virgin, tight unfucked pussy
>Doesn't have any friends foid or man
>Never seen another man in her life (Not even her dad) falls in love with me at first sight
>Aged 18-21
>Likes to play games, but isn't good at them
>Is kind and feminine
>Isn't feminist
>Fertile and willing to have many kids
>Doesn't lean left or right (Leaves all her political decision(s) to her man [me])
>Doesn't have opinions
>Obeys me
>Housewife
>Knows how to cook
 
"Christian" women are the biggest Chad chasers.
 
I'm feeling tingly now :ahegao::feelsohh::feelsohh:
Question to all brocels here, what's your taste in women?
My ideal foid:
>Stacy-tier face with soft, feminine bones
>Small waist, isn't fat
>Soft, buttery hands
>Slight curve
>Quiet and introverted
>Willing to take part in my grape fetishes (In my vineyard)
>Doesn't like sex, but lets me have my way with her (In video game)
>Dresses modestly
>Christian, just like me
>Small tits, (But not loli-sized, haha fed you see I'm totally a law-abiding inkel :feelsLSD:)
>Either white or east asian (noodle)
>4'11, just slightly shorter than me (I'm 5'3, I hate being mogged especially by foids :feelsree::feelsree::reeeeee:)
>virgin, tight unfucked pussy
>Doesn't have any friends foid or man
>Never seen another man in her life (Not even her dad) falls in love with me at first sight
>Aged 18-21
>Likes to play games, but isn't good at them
>Is kind and feminine
>Isn't feminist
>Fertile and willing to have many kids
>Doesn't lean left or right (Leaves all her political decision(s) to her man [me])
>Doesn't have opinions
>Obeys me
>Housewife
>Knows how to cook

This type of foid (almost) certainly does not exist (Chad Only). I'll still ascend with any woman, even a landwhale.
Mine is:
Black hair , pale, brown eyes 10/10 becky
wIth stacy face.

Home schooled - wasnt ruined by public schools
*Adopted - by professional subhuman parents
likes reading, cooking, baking, cleaning
doesnt go out much
High iq
Height: 5'2 - 5'6
Age:18
not feminist
Virgin, khhv and never had bf or talked to any other man.
Doesnt care about looks.
Good in bed
Good girl with no kinks. - will help me quit porn.
Doesnt like video games.


question for you:
Why your ideal foid has to be raped by you?
 
My type is a chubby brunette with a body that squishes against me as we cuddle :feelscomfy:
 
I'm feeling tingly now :ahegao::feelsohh::feelsohh:
Question to all brocels here, what's your taste in women?
My ideal foid:
>Stacy-tier face with soft, feminine bones
>Small waist, isn't fat
>Soft, buttery hands
>Slight curve
>Quiet and introverted
>Willing to take part in my grape fetishes (In my vineyard)
>Doesn't like sex, but lets me have my way with her (In video game)
>Dresses modestly
>Christian, just like me
>Small tits, (But not loli-sized, haha fed you see I'm totally a law-abiding inkel :feelsLSD:)
>Either white or east asian (noodle)
>4'11, just slightly shorter than me (I'm 5'3, I hate being mogged especially by foids :feelsree::feelsree::reeeeee:)
>virgin, tight unfucked pussy
>Doesn't have any friends foid or man
>Never seen another man in her life (Not even her dad) falls in love with me at first sight
>Aged 18-21
>Likes to play games, but isn't good at them
>Is kind and feminine
>Isn't feminist
>Fertile and willing to have many kids
>Doesn't lean left or right (Leaves all her political decision(s) to her man [me])
>Doesn't have opinions
>Obeys me
>Housewife
>Knows how to cook

This type of foid (almost) certainly does not exist (Chad Only). I'll still ascend with any woman, even a landwhale.
>exist
>would
 
Skinny, brown hair, small tits that I can grope, 5'6-5'7
 

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