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It's Over I'd date a chimp

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I'm going to be completely fucking honest. If a sentient chimpanzee asked me on a date I'd say yes, I do not have standards
 
Bestiality ?
Ok degenerate.
 
@ThoughtfulCel

it is time
 
Bestiality ?
Ok degenerate.
You get the point man. It sounded wrong but you get the point. I'm tired of people saying it's about not looking at or below my level, that isnt the fucking problem.
 
Humans are close to other primates unlike dogs.
Women are way worse
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degenerates.co
 
I'm going to be completely fucking honest. If a sentient chimpanzee asked me on a date I'd say yes, I do not have standards


At least we can't call you a volcel kek.
 
Humans are close to other primates unlike dogs.
Women are way worse
full
based, all these clowns freaking out about bestiality, ie. sex with a non human; sex with an animal
but women are not human, they are the lowest form of animal life.
 
Humans are close to other primates unlike dogs.
Women are way worse
full
degenerates.co
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I'd date and fuck a neanderthal or early homonid female
this shows some of the differences between us and other types of hominids
(btw neanderthal girls are decent looking ngl)
 
Wtf man that is bestiality
 
Need pics of females to determine if I would date one. Only males here.
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Neanderthal loli for @Napoleon de Geso
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I am not very picky. TBH i'd rather claim one of these women as my wife than any modern foid.
 
lol....

I'll pass. Thanks.

:lul:
Those women would actually be more worth it than the average modern foid.
A neanderthal woman would have your children, raise them, help you fight off attackers and love you. Do things around your home. Cook food, clean, gather supplies. Make crafts for survival.
Modern women are literally outdone by less intelligent half ape women lol
 
Those women would actually be more worth it than the average modern foid.
A neanderthal woman would have your children, raise them, help you fight off attackers and love you. Do things around your home. Cook food, clean, gather supplies. Make crafts for survival.
Modern women are literally outdone by less intelligent half ape women lol
I thought Neanderthals had larger brains than modern humans?
 
I thought Neanderthals had larger brains than modern humans?
They had larger skulls and brains. But brain size does not mean how smart you are. If so, then bluewhales would be running the planet right now
 
Those women would actually be more worth it than the average modern foid.
A neanderthal woman would have your children, raise them, help you fight off attackers and love you. Do things around your home. Cook food, clean, gather supplies. Make crafts for survival.
Modern women are literally outdone by less intelligent half ape women lol

Might be true but they still got hairy bodies.

Btw they probably still fuck Chad only. :lul:
 
Might be true but they still got hairy bodies.

Btw they probably still fuck Chad only. :lul:
This is the bare minimum to get laid in 50,000 BC
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Might be true but they still got hairy bodies.

Btw they probably still fuck Chad only. :lul:
just use a razor br0
and they would be used to fucking Neanderthal Chad. Basically what that means, is a muscle-fat dude who's shortish and strong. Not perfect body, not male model face or body, but just someone that can protect them and be a leader.
Majority of men would INSTANTLY swap over to neanderthal women if they were suddenly found in modern day.
Infact humans and neanderthals fucked all the time apparently.
Some of it was consensual, other time it was rape.
Some humans today still have neanderthal DNA in them, albeit not much.
 
just use a razor br0
and they would be used to fucking Neanderthal Chad. Basically what that means, is a muscle-fat dude who's shortish and strong. Not perfect body, not male model face or body, but just someone that can protect them and be a leader.
Majority of men would INSTANTLY swap over to neanderthal women if they were suddenly found in modern day.
Infact humans and neanderthals fucked all the time apparently.
Some of it was consensual, other time it was rape.
Some humans today still have neanderthal DNA in them, albeit not much.

So we would turn those poor neanderthal Chads into incels? We'd be the bad guys then.
 
just use a razor br0
and they would be used to fucking Neanderthal Chad. Basically what that means, is a muscle-fat dude who's shortish and strong. Not perfect body, not male model face or body, but just someone that can protect them and be a leader.
Majority of men would INSTANTLY swap over to neanderthal women if they were suddenly found in modern day.
Infact humans and neanderthals fucked all the time apparently.
Some of it was consensual, other time it was rape.
Some humans today still have neanderthal DNA in them, albeit not much.
How much do you think modern day Chad would slay in the paleolithic age?
 
that is beastility cause rat girl is a half-breed
keep rat genes clean bhai
Not bestiality cause not 100% rat.
Liberal destroyed.
 
So we would turn those poor neanderthal Chads into incels? We'd be the bad guys then.
well no. Neanderthal men and women were stronger than human men and women. It'd take a whole group of human men to rape a neanderthal woman.
And it'd only take one neanderthal man to rape a human woman.
If somehow, a neanderthal woman and human man got along, and they were able to basically become a couple, then it would not mean for the downfall of neanderthals. But more like something like this i would propose.
"We have many lonely men in our current society. So i purpose that we use cloning to bring back neanderthal women, and hope they can help the lonely men."
If you're talking about back in prehistoric times, then yeah no. Humans could not turn them into incels lol. But we did wipe them all out lol.
How much do you think modern day Chad would slay in the paleolithic age?
Not by much. Most modern men, even Chads, have no survival skills or anything. He'd be killed by a wild animal, or if he was very unlucky, would come across a bunch of Neanderthal men and be killed.
Not bestiality cause not 100% rat.
Liberal destroyed.
lol
 
Just lower your standards and date a chimp bro.. :soy: :soy:
 
I'd call you a degenerate but fucking dogs is already normal for most foids
 
Humans are close to other primates unlike dogs.
Women are way worse
full
Yeah, it's better than dogpill, but my threshhold still is that bestiality=degeneracy.
 
This thread reminds me of an erotic fic I happened across years ago of a guy who got fucked by a female chimp, pretty well done, wonder if I can find it again.

I'm going to be completely fucking honest.
If a sentient chimpanzee asked me on a date I'd say yes,
I do not have standards
Yes you do, you require sentience.

In GURPS terms you only need IQ 1 to be sentient, but you need IQ 6 to be SAPIENT and do stuff like learn language.

Gorillas and Chimps seem to hover around that weird line.

would u date a rat?
latest

volcel if you wouldn't

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I'd date and fuck a neanderthal or early homonid female
this shows some of the differences between us and other types of hominids
(btw neanderthal girls are decent looking ngl)
why the fuck are you saying this but posting a picture of males?

Those women would actually be more worth it than the average modern foid.
A neanderthal woman would have your children, raise them, help you fight off attackers and love you.
Do things around your home.
Cook food, clean, gather supplies. Make crafts for survival.
Modern women are literally outdone by less intelligent half ape women lol
Eep Crood concept art
Ugga Crood by RQQR


my threshhold still is that bestiality=degeneracy.
what if chimp is higher IQ than foid though?
 
There's a cult in Russia centered around her
I just learned of that last week when people were talking about all the new cameos happening in DuckTales.

I think they handled the Rescue Rangers pretty well in the most recent ep. A tasteful silent tribute, made me smile.

So how do I join this cult?

Also did you read that comic where an evil scientist shaved her head? Still cute.

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Nasty bhai. u need resepct :feelsugh:
 
Thought im the only one losing his mind
 

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