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I'd be willing to march into a battle 10x more bloody than Stalingrad if i could

IronMike

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If I was able to marry and creampie my oneitis, I would walk straight into gunfire.  I married the love of my life and ensured a son.  I have nothing else to live for.
 
Same. Heck I'd do it just for an LTR with her, she's great.
 
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/HiqmZLOaD8o[/video]
 
I would gladly join a radical, far-right political party and partake in a civil war to install White, Christian Shariah Law.
 
I'd do anything if there's a small chance that i'd escape inceldom.
 
Redpill Robert said:
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/HiqmZLOaD8o[/video]

this is catchy! Disney wouldnt have the balls to make a film with a song like this in it nowadays
 
govt.s are too cucked to weaponize incels

a bunch of single angry men with no families that don't care if they died would be the ultimate soldier.

modern army is a bunch of SJW's, the most important thing now to join the military is be gay or trans or non-white or female
 
refmd said:
the most important thing now to join the military is be gay or trans or non-white

kek'ed.
 
KyloRen said:
refmd said:
the most important thing now to join the military is be gay or trans or non-white
kek'ed.

forgot to add being female also to the new modern army

i have zero military experience and still bet 100% I could beat the shit out of any female "marine", women have no place on the battlefield.
 
Your crazy. I wouldn't even March into Stalingrad let alone a battle 10x worse. Fuck that, no women is worth that amount of effort, even more so when she cucks you because theres no physical attraction
 
Nautica1983 said:
Your crazy. I wouldn't even March into Stalingrad let alone a battle 10x worse. Fuck that, no women is worth that amount of effort, even more so when she cucks you because theres no physical attraction

She's already having my son, its all good. I'm not getting cucked, I'll be dead.  A legend.  Jonathan Joestar in the flesh
 
Nautica1983 said:
Your crazy. I wouldn't even March into Stalingrad let alone a battle 10x worse. Fuck that, no women is worth that amount of effort, even more so when she cucks you because theres no physical attraction
 
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1ax9ZmmN4k[/video]
 
i'd do it just for a long, french kiss, not even an ltr or sex. i'd be willing to get crucified if i was promised an LTR or sex.
 
whogivesafucc said:
i'd do it just for a long, french kiss, not even an ltr or sex. i'd be willing to get crucified if i was promised an LTR or sex.

Hardest ive laughed today hahahaha
 
Nautica1983 said:
Your crazy. I wouldn't even March into Stalingrad let alone a battle 10x worse. Fuck that, no women is worth that amount of effort, even more so when she cucks you because theres no physical attraction
 
IronMike said:
whogivesafucc said:
i'd do it just for a long, french kiss, not even an ltr or sex. i'd be willing to get crucified if i was promised an LTR or sex.
Hardest ive laughed today hahahaha

im not even remotely joking

i think i would faint from the amount of dopamine and adrenaline sex, or even kissing/cuddling with a girl would give me at this point.
 
Only if I could be married in a monogamous relationship where if it cheats, it'll face dire consequences.
 
Zielony4 said:
Only if I could be married in a monogamous relationship where if it cheats, it'll face dire consequences.

this, I don't want my son to have any low class trashy half-siblings
 
IronMike said:
this, I don't want my son to have any low class trashy half-siblings

Pretty sure most married men have that  :'(
 
Zielony4 said:
Pretty sure most married men have that  :'(

in this day and age, yes, luckily my parents were raised right and take vows seriously.  Having a pure blooded brother feels good.
 
I wouldn't. Sluts aren't worth the risk of my life ending
 
I either die or get laid, sounds like a win-win
 
I would probably join the army just for the heck of it.

Am really bored atm and already did shitty jobs (literally) like cleaning sewers and shit.
 
IronMike said:
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1ax9ZmmN4k[/video]

Yes, the iconic advanced, he had FFS and is probably living the Dream as a K-Pop boi now.
 
There is almost nothing I wouldn't do if it meant getting a loving girlfriend.
 
Just run Congolese soldier game and get all dat sweet war rape pussy

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/apr/11/congo-rapes-g8-soldier
 
JFL @ incel preference for a son.
 
I wouldn't. I'd never risk my life for a fucking woman.
 
no matter how bad my life becomes I still would be willing to do this
 
just some entertainment for the normies
 
Just wanted to see if the new members would do the same?
 
I would storm the beaches of Normandy and Iwo Jima for a virgin wife
 
Cringe and bluepilled

I'd commit some pretty heinous war crimes to cuddle my waifu tho
 
same, I either die or ascend, win win situation
 
I would honestly commit Seppuku ON THE SPOT after marrying and creampie-ing my oneitis. Like butt-ass-naked.

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not really, if they didn't care if they died, they would literally get up from behind cover and get killed
I think he meant, they would be more willing to take risks in battle
 
I think he meant, they would be more willing to take risks in battle
oh yeah true. I would end up with like 10 medals of honors for just not giving a fuck
 

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