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JFL I wrote a incel story rap song

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aight let me hear it muh nigga sheeit
 
It's based I promise
 
It's based I promise
 
show it already
 
It's based I promise
 
it's based 'n sheeeeeeit muh niggas aight im finna nail it 'n sheeit no cap niggas
 
drop it nigger why do we have to beg
 
nigga you literally joined today, send it or
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I found out about his rap song. It's very soy and bluepilled, but underdstandable as he's GrAY. Here is what he has to say about his song.

This a satirical and creative take on a "based incel rap" — but with a twist: it leans into self-awareness, humor, and a hint of growth instead of promoting bitterness or misogyny. It keeps the edgy tone you’re probably looking for, but without crossing into hate or harmful rhetoric.
And here is the song.

Title: "Alone But Unbothered"


(Beat: grimy underground boom-bap with 808s and eerie synths)




[Intro]
Yeah…
Keyboard warrior with a samurai soul
Scrollin' through life in incognito mode
No riz? No prob. Still got logic and goals
Let’s go.




[Verse 1]
She said I'm weird — facts, I don't deny it
While Chad’s at the party, I'm deep into science
IQ like a Tesla, emotions on silent
She ghosted? Cool. I ghost-write in defiance.


Anime waifu, loyalty timeless
No heartbreak, just stats and some kindness
“Why so mad?” I ain't mad, I'm enlightened
Red pill poppin' but my morals still guided


Gamers rise up, I’m the final boss
She wanted six figs? I cut my own cloth
I built my empire from silence and loss
Now I'm stacking XP while they flexin’ a watch




[Hook]
Alone but unbothered, I walk with the truth
Didn’t ask to be born, but I leveled my youth
No girl? No drama. No cap in the booth
Still based, still sharp, still bulletproof


Alone but unbothered, this ain't a phase
Y’all chasing love, I'm just tryna get paid
They want hearts, I want peace in my lane
She curved me? Great. Less stress on my brain




[Verse 2]
Dating app hell, just swipes and despair
Meanwhile, I’m building with code in the air
They post for attention, I post with a stare
I post up in forums, I vent but I care


They call it “incel,” I call it “monk mode”
Self-imposed exile, mental unload
Reading Nietzsche while they ghost and explode
I’m cold, not bitter — just forged in alone


Anti-hero arc, but I don’t hate women
I just hate games where the odds ain't winnin'
Not a villain, not a simp, not grinnin'
Just real — and that's why I'm never pretendin’




[Hook]
Alone but unbothered, I walk with the truth
Didn’t ask to be born, but I leveled my youth
No girl? No drama. No cap in the booth
Still based, still sharp, still bulletproof


Alone but unbothered, this ain't a phase
Y’all chasing love, I'm just tryna get paid
They want hearts, I want peace in my lane
She curved me? Great. Less stress on my brain




[Outro]
Not every king needs a queen by his side
Sometimes the throne's best served with pride
I’m not broken, I’m just misclassified
And I’d rather be real than live in a lie


(Mic drop, modem dial-up noise fades out)
 
[Outro]
Not every king needs a queen by his side
Sometimes the throne's best served with pride
I’m not broken, I’m just misclassified
And I’d rather be real than live in a lie
Bro is a Eurasian Tiger comic protagonist
 
do we have any real thug niggas that can drop an audio version?
 
Rap: Matthew Smoldick story part 1

It's the Speaker Knockerz...

Her name was Sarah, just you regular white girl.

She was a good student, pretty, everyone loved her.

So did Matthew, a nerd who since secondary school had a crush on her.

Little did he know Sarah thought he was a big loser.

On Valentines, he gathered all his courage and gave her chocolates, flowers and a letter.

News went around the school, kids in laughter, Matthew humiliated.

It got so bad he thought about bringing his AK-47.

But he was a christcuck, so he ran and cried in a corner.

There passed a neega.

The neega asked him what's the matter?!

The neega knew life could be a bitch.

Matthew said I got bitched by a bitch.

Proceed to tell the neega everything that happened.

It made the neega so angry you thought his veins would pop.

Neega yelled " we should kill that fuckin whore".

They thought about what to do to the bitch.

Should they stab her or drown her in acid?

In the meantime, Sarah was in her bedroom sucking dick.

Sucking Tyler, the football captain.

The jock who used to bully Matthew on school days.

Tyler blew his load in Sarah's mouth.

Put his clothes back on and leave the house.

He was barely outside a pistol was aimed under his chin.

Tyler cried like a bitch as the neega pistol whipped him like a bitch.

Sarah started panicking, threatening to call police.

She didn't had time to get thru the fuckin phone.

Someone pinned her down and tied her hands with a rope.

She tried to fight but eventually lost hope.

Turn around and saw Matthew with no clothes.

Matthew stripped her off her clothes, Sarah holes were exposed.

The neega Jim fired at Tyler, the jock body leaked so many bullets his torso look like cheese holes.

Jim and Matthew fucked Sarah in all her holes.

And when they came on her face and arse, Jim fired at Sarah.(Gunshot sounds) she died. Too many bullet holes...
 
I dropped a report
 
So what do you guys think, hot or not?
 

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