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Honestly if nobody was gonna find out and she wouldnt remember it i would do it dead srs this goes to show how low my standards are and still i am a virgin
Its over
Its over
This post for some odd reason has a serious tag.
Break both your arms and you might have a shot.
*laughing irl hard*
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Hell no! I'd rather fuck a guy than my mom
Wait for normies and moralfags to call you an incel tears infiltrator
Pics?
næsty
I'd rather have sex with a female horse. Oh wait, been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
FeminismsCancer said:
Don't you worry about the horse kicking ?
I'm good.
I would rather not mess with my mother or a horse.
You guys are pretty weird though.
I would rather not mess with my mother or a horse.
You guys are pretty weird though.
Kiwifarms?
WarmIncelation said:
It's always on my mind but I fuck willing mares only.
Mares in heat accept human males. I never stand directly behind one though.
Post pics of her
Is she goodlooking?
How come your mom is goodlooking but you are subhuman incel. Was she raped by your ugly dad?
How come your mom is goodlooking but you are subhuman incel. Was she raped by your ugly dad?
FeminismsCancer said:
I don't even know if you're joking or not. How did you gain access to a horse and how did the sex go?
Cuck-Damage said:
Genetics don't work like that. You can have Chad and Stacy parents and still be born ugly. It all depends on the lottery (although ofc a (NATURALLY!) hot mom and GL dad will have a higher chance of making a GL baby)
That's why even if you looksmaxx, your children might still be subhuman since you only changed your appearance, not your genes.
I wouldn't fuck my mom but i'd fuck my sister 100%
Akarin said:
I'm dead serious, I live in a semi-rural area. I fence hopped (non-destructively, no burglaring tools)
I only fingered and had oral sex as a stool would be necessary to mount her.
FeminismsCancer said:
O-oral? On a horse...?
Wtf
Huehue.
VLÖ said:O-oral? On a horse...?
you don't know how nice they taste so don't hand-wave it away. Would you have oral with a tranny's wound? Or your mum?
FeminismsCancer said:
No not really...
FeminismsCancer said:
That's very brave. I had my hand in cow's vagina but only for gynecological reasons (I was delivering the baby)
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Akarin said:
You're a vetcel or farmercel?
Sick fuck
FeminismsCancer said:
so u fuck a female horse its alright, but if a male one then u r a gay, right?
Erenor said:
Farmercel
Jockcel said:
This
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Interesting, I guess that makes it even harder to find a girl. Well, at least you have something you can be proud of and are not rotting in some shit neighborhood in a major city
dr-problematic said:
ofc lol
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Akarin said:
Interesting, I guess that makes it even harder to find a girl. Well, at least you have something you can be proud of and are not rotting in some shit neighborhood in a major city
Akarin said:
oh lucky you, you never got tempted by a cow? i'm curious about them as well. Less than mares though.
FeminismsCancer said:
lmao, again with this
FeminismsCancer said:
Cows vaginas are totally roasted (literal) beef. Also they smell bad and are stupid as fuck. I'm not a zoophilecel but if I had to choose it would be a horse as well
fukmylyf said:
I don't understand why it's more shocking than fucking a tranny or your own mum.
Stacies let their dog fuck them over an incel.
FeminismsCancer said:
loool, to each their own I guess
fukmylyf said:
A dog dick is actually VERY disgusting. It's all red & veiny, yuck.
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Bunch of volcels here
FeminismsCancer said:
Where do you find the horses? If they aren’t yours how do you avoid getting caught.
KV3 said:
I live in a semi-rural area.
I fence hop between 1 AM and 4 AM (maximum 4:30 AM but usually earlier)
I do my due diligence about a place I plan to visit during day (watch out for CCTV, escape routes, etc)
I always choose a place that's very dark at night and/or has no houses nearby with a window on the field.
I never break in (the fence should remain intact) or leave rubbish, tissues etc.
FeminismsCancer said:
How can you Fuck her if you aren't behind her ? Can a man get a female horse off ? What's the smell like ?
WarmIncelation said:
As I fence hop I've only fingered and given oral. That works from an angle.
The smell is the typical horse smell as in a barn. Some hate it, others love it. I love it.
FeminismsCancer said:
I actually like the barn smell. You have me all curious what horse pussy tastes like now lol
WarmIncelation said:
It's delicious, with a bit of a hay taste to it.
This thread belongs in a gas chamber
Akarin said:
Did it turn you on?
FeminismsCancer said:
Would you consider fucking a sheep or a goat or a dog or a cat? They're not as tall so you wouldn't need a stool.
Akarin said:
Sounds like an average woman tbh.
Melinda said:
A sheep or goat maybe but not a dog or cat.
A pony would be ideal as it's like a mare but smaller.
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