I wonder how this Twitter thread would look if it involved a Chad

[Angry_runt]

tl;dr roastie shits herself because some old guy creeped her out, eventually calls the police

And she's such a loving wife, can you imagine being married to someone like this?

 

[BrendioEEE]

Imagine Marrying a Roastie who only gives blowjobs to you on your birthday, and that's only after she drains your wallet. JFL at not Marrying a virgin.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

Start envisioning a world where women fear you