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Cope I wish my parents were super villains

Dr. Autismo

Dr. Autismo

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I admire fictional villains, I even have a small collection of decepticon figures irl.
But sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if my parents were like, masterminds who controlled a secret international organisation of criminals and terrorists, think spectre from James bond. (I don't like James bond)
And they would be an ideal Aryan Ubermensch couple, my father would have been a tall, square jawed, chizzled alphachad and my mother would be an absolute gorgeous, glamorous, fit, big tittied turbostacy milf.
I would inherit my father's height, face and green eyes and my mother's beauty and blonde hair.

Id imagine it'd be pretty cool, because they would be fucking rich, thanks to their criminal shenanigans, like with Tony Montana.
So we would go on holidays around the world, stay in our estates scattered across the Americas, Europe, Asia and Oceania, and not Africa or the middle east.
I would have all the latest cool shit like games, consoles, clothes, accessories, etc.
I would also be sent to private, expensive prep schools where I would mog everyone in terms of looks and status and just be a total pussy magnet.

Id would also inherit my parents criminal empire and fortune when I'm of age and have my own harem of wives, also have some fuck girls on the side when I'm bored and lonely.

Yeah, sounds like an ideal life, but that's a fantasy and not reality unfortunately.
 
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We are the villains of soyciety :feelsdevil:
 
That would be quite the existence
 
Thoughts?

@DoomThreeShotgunner @VλREN @SilverBullet @Max Doltman @StoryOfMyLaugh @Pacel @InVideoGame @Misaki @Caichan @RandomGuy @BasedGoyslopReviews @Nicusor_delaBraila @The Judge
 
would be nice to be in the mob/mafia for the perks of it, minus the constant target you'd have on your back
 
would be nice to be in the mob/mafia for the perks of it, minus the constant target you'd have on your back
Yeah, from rival crime groups, hired assassins or law enforcement agencies
 
Having morally questionable parents that bring in a lot of money, and doesn’t mind me doing morally questionable things myself sounds like a pretty fun lifetime tbh. Thrilling, but probably scary
 
lol yeah that'd be so cool. I remember my friend joking about his parents being aliens that had superheroes and could grant any wish if we wanted to, I guess this is somewhat similar. Dream life.
 
Until your house gets raided by the feds
 
Thoughts?

@DoomThreeShotgunner @VλREN @SilverBullet @Max Doltman @StoryOfMyLaugh @Pacel @InVideoGame @Misaki @Caichan @RandomGuy @BasedGoyslopReviews @Nicusor_delaBraila @The Judge
vector from despicable me
 
Nietzsche philosophy thing but I guess he meant it more like being a tall blonde guy with really good genes
i guess
 
Until your house gets raided by the feds
That won't happen because some very important people would be on the payroll and/or blackmailed
 
But not the rich, statusmogger, charismatic ones in James bond
Like I said, we should create our own secret society.

Make actual networks with incel whom we know irl. Work together, stick together, help each other out.

Maybe your irl incel friend know other incels irl.
Then you can vouch for each other.

Expand your network, but only offline, not online.

Eventually our paths will cross and we will unite.

It is a slow process that requires patience but the goal should literally be to take over neighbourhoods, whole cities, countries and then the fucking world.

I swear this should be our goal.

And of course, use every dirty tactic against the outsiders. Blackmail and all that.
 
We are evil according to society
 

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