I wish magic was real

[sub5chud]

Imagine how cool it would be if you could just meditate or some shit and be able to levitate stuff or shoot out fire from you hands
I could dedicate my life to be a powerful wizard instead of the useless piece of shit I am now

 

[Julius1]

I could curse the haters

 

[sub5chud]

I could curse the haters

Put a hex on all foids

 

[Julius1]

Put a hex on all foids

Turn them into males so they see what hardmode means

 

[bruhwtf]

if magic spells exist irl it would be as illegal as drugs

 

[LUCK]

Turn them into males so they see what hardmode means

Graduate from med school and you can do this without any magic at all

 

[persona non grata]

Magic is real. Not the kind that is depicted in wizard movies and series, though. Magic is the power of manifesting your will. This can be accomplished through artistic, scientific, psychological, and supernatural practices. Another important distinction is that magic increases the chances of something unlikely happening. It does not cause you to levitate if that was never part of your potential to begin with.

 

[LastGerman]

I would use magic to get a big penis.

 

[Julius1]

Graduate from med school and you can do this without any magic at all

True, that's better because they pay you to increase the difficulty level

 

[Animecel2D]

knowing my luck

i would be born with 0 MP

 

[PersonalityChad]

Same, i wish i could magically shapeshift into a Chad

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

If magic were real, everyone would be able to use it so it wouldn't be special. And if everyone COULD use it, then everyone WOULD, and you'd get a lot of people who would be turbo tryhards with it, sinking tens of thousands of hours grinding away at it, just like with everything. Neijuan would suck the fun out of it FAST.

Also the extent to which you could use it would probably be genetic (aptitudes in general are genetic, so why would this be any different?) and since bad genes often come in packages we'd be more likely to be below average in aptitude.

In a hypothetical universe where magic were real, you'd have threads on this form (or it's parallel universe equivalent) from people who studied magic their whole lives talking about getting "magic mogged" by a chad who barely tries and threads about how they want to kill themselves because they're 30 and have been studying magic for decades but saw a video of some 10 year old asian who can do magic 1,000 times more complicated and impressive.

Magic existing would only be fun if you either had a superior genetic aptitude, or were for some reason one of the only people who could use it. Ultimately your desire for magic is just an extension of your natural desire to MOG.

 

[sub5chud]

If magic were real, everyone would be able to use it so it wouldn't be special. And if everyone COULD use it, then everyone WOULD, and you'd get a lot of people who would be turbo tryhards with it, just like with everything. Neijuan would suck the fun out of it FAST.

Also the extent to which you could use it would probably be genetic (aptitudes in general are genetic, so why would this be any different?) and since bad genes often come in packages we'd be more likely to be below average in aptitude.

In a hypothetical universe where magic were real, you'd have threads on this form (or it's parallel universe equivalent) from people who studied magic their whole lives talking about getting "magic mogged" by a chad who barely tries and threads about how they want to kill themselves because they're 30 and have been studying magic for decades but saw a video of some 10 year old asian who can do magic 1,000 times more complicated and impressive.

Magic existing would only be fun if you either had a superior genetic aptitude, or were for some reason one of the only people who could use it. Ultimately your desire for magic is just an extension of your natural desire to MOG.

Well I was think more of something like hamon in jojo where only a few people know it but yeah irl everyone would know it and i would get magic mogged

 

[Brainy]

sometimes when i think about something i'll eventually find it in a thrift store if that counts

 

[Jacket]

Virgin wizards should be able to become immortal gods and turn this earth into their playground.

 

[erenyeager]

Turn them into males so they see what hardmode means

They do that already, it’s called mtf