Total Imbecile
Honorary ethnic
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- Joined
- Dec 19, 2017
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I cant take it anymore, I was at my local target today and there are just too many pretty girls that Im not allowed to touch
I wish I was lowinhib enough to follow one back to her car and just run brute force game
But I cant, my mother made sure that I grow up to be a good beta boy who always gets good grades and respects everyone and now Im a virgin at 23 because of it
Back in elementary or middle school I dont even remember there was this kid in my class who would constantly chase girls during recess trying to scare them or touch them, and the thing is my mom always used to tell me to stay away from him or Id get my vidya taken away
I stalk him on facebook like I do all my classmates and guess whos had multiple girlfriends and whos a virgin now
Thanks mom, hopefully my good grades and your bragging rights how good your kid is were worth my youth, now I just lol at her when she act worried and whines that she wants grandkids one day
I wish I was lowinhib enough to follow one back to her car and just run brute force game
But I cant, my mother made sure that I grow up to be a good beta boy who always gets good grades and respects everyone and now Im a virgin at 23 because of it
Back in elementary or middle school I dont even remember there was this kid in my class who would constantly chase girls during recess trying to scare them or touch them, and the thing is my mom always used to tell me to stay away from him or Id get my vidya taken away
I stalk him on facebook like I do all my classmates and guess whos had multiple girlfriends and whos a virgin now
Thanks mom, hopefully my good grades and your bragging rights how good your kid is were worth my youth, now I just lol at her when she act worried and whines that she wants grandkids one day