Serious I wish I was Indian

[Initium]

Seriously I wish I was a Patel, they own all the hotels and helped each other out. They stick together and have real culture.

Being a low tier white is terrible, family is non existent and you’re expected to rent yourself to Mr shekelstein for minimum wage and hope for the best. The patels hire their family then help each other buy other properties, they work together. I hate being white.


My plan is to change my last name to Patel and just say I’m 25% Indian and pray to god I get a loan to buy a hotel or get in as a GM somewhere. Im sick of being a slave for minimum wage and no future.

 

[Diddy]

Gujus are the kikes among curries. You don't want to be a scum. Be proud of the fact you belong to a proud glorious race.

 

[Better Off Alone]

They stick together and have real culture.

Cope, they all compete their assess off, and buy into that redpill shit, at a rate unseen in any other race
Mexicans... now they got community

 

[BELOW_Average_Joe]

Seriously I wish I was a Patel, they own all the hotels and helped each other out. They stick together and have real culture.

Being a low tier white is terrible, family is non existent and you’re expected to rent yourself to Mr shekelstein for minimum wage and hope for the best. The patels hire their family then help each other buy other properties, they work together. I hate being white.


My plan is to change my last name to Patel and just say I’m 25% Indian and pray to god I get a loan to buy a hotel or get in as a GM somewhere. Im sick of being a slave for minimum wage and no future.

Funniest post I've read on here in a while

 

[Initium]

Gujus are the kikes among curries. You don't want to be a scum. Be proud of the fact you belong to a proud glorious race.

How are they like kikes? Pls clarify

 

[Initium]

Funniest post I've read on here in a while

Im serious tho, I’m just going to completely change my identity and lie about my parents and say I’m part Indian, might even work on getting a tan and work on mannerisms and such. Im getting polo shirts and sandals and I’ll even eat some tikka masala I’m dedicated I hate being white at this point.

 

[Adolf Hitler]

@Chudpreet @wereq thoughts?

 

[Diddy]

How are they like kikes? Pls clarify

They're cunning shrewd cheaters that are obsessed with money and power.

 

[Doomed4ever]

Seriously I wish I was a Patel, they own all the hotels and helped each other out. They stick together and have real culture.

Being a low tier white is terrible, family is non existent and you’re expected to rent yourself to Mr shekelstein for minimum wage and hope for the best. The patels hire their family then help each other buy other properties, they work together. I hate being white.


My plan is to change my last name to Patel and just say I’m 25% Indian and pray to god I get a loan to buy a hotel or get in as a GM somewhere. Im sick of being a slave for minimum wage and no future.

Hell no dude are u on crack, im from pajeetland and wakeup from all thar myths u hear about indians, most indians of general class are dirt poor. Nobody will help you, jobs are shit with no organization only for a shit pay which is almost what a McDonalds worker in America makes in a day and that is equivalent to what an average job pays u in a month here. Dating is toxic asf, there is no advantage being a pajeet unless ur born in a rich family. Only 2% of entire pajeetland are sexually satisfied chadpreets and the rest are either all virgins or stuck in a cucked betabuxx arranged marriage where the wives dont want to touch their spouse

 

[war_with_myself]

I wish I was Indian​

 

[Osman279]

nobody wish to be a street shitter or you are retarded

 

[Serpents reign]

Seriously I wish I was a Patel, they own all the hotels and helped each other out. They stick together and have real culture.

Being a low tier white is terrible, family is non existent and you’re expected to rent yourself to Mr shekelstein for minimum wage and hope for the best. The patels hire their family then help each other buy other properties, they work together. I hate being white.


My plan is to change my last name to Patel and just say I’m 25% Indian and pray to god I get a loan to buy a hotel or get in as a GM somewhere. Im sick of being a slave for minimum wage and no future.

You could try converting to hinduism and then hitting on the low tier indian foids. Me being a white guy, I have always found Indian women pretty attractive like white women dipped in chocolate or caramel. You would probably hit the jackpot if you end up marrying into a high cast anyway.

 

[NorthernWind]

Curries are low inhib.

 

[XMR]

Indians are rude and feel entitled to your stuff. I thought they were cool but in reality they're worse than a nigger.

 

[Confessor]

Seriously I wish I was a Patel, they own all the hotels and helped each other out. They stick together and have real culture.

Being a low tier white is terrible, family is non existent and you’re expected to rent yourself to Mr shekelstein for minimum wage and hope for the best. The patels hire their family then help each other buy other properties, they work together. I hate being white.


My plan is to change my last name to Patel and just say I’m 25% Indian and pray to god I get a loan to buy a hotel or get in as a GM somewhere. Im sick of being a slave for minimum wage and no future.

They are all vegeterians though. No meat for you anymore.

 

[weaselbomber]

I wish I were anyone else other than me

 

[Zozizo]

Just be curry

 

[Zozizo]

@Robo_Cope thoughts ? jfl

 

[weaselbomber]

wish granted, this is u now

If I had the brain of a mouse, I wouldn't be depressed. Upgrade tbh

 

[Robo_Cope]

Funniest post I've read on here in a while

@Robo_Cope thoughts ? jfl

LMAO why would anyone wanna be a curry mudman the fuck !? this is a bait thread but still … is it the terrifying ugly ass dark skin so you can die a virgin ? the food ? (disgusting rotten meat with a shit load of spices to remove the taste and smell) the unbelievable pollution and absolutely trashy disgusting life style ? working in a scam call center for like 5 rupees an hour ?

 

[Hoodpreet]

Bro is the polar opposite of me

Starting sentence with “Bro *x*”. Again, please put a brake on the nigspeak

 

[Hoodpreet]

white women dipped in chocolate or caramel

More like Iranians dipped in poo

 

[Hoodpreet]

@Chudpreet @wereq thoughts?

They stick together and have real culture.

^ This sentence tells me everything I need to know. If he isn’t baiting, OP is a white leftist faggot who fell for the “wypipo don’ gah no kultcha!” meme

 

[Ap0calypse]

Who told you to redeem?

 

[Serpents reign]

More like Iranians dipped in poo

Lol

 

[thespanishcel]

View: https://youtu.be/DJztXj2GPfk?si=W7Cj-ZEIU4UhLnn2

 

[Serpents reign]

More like Iranians dipped in poo

It's still better than waxing your carrot, alone in your own waist.

 

[Hoodpreet]

blud u finna needa chill out fr fr

Typical wannabe black burgerlander jeet. There needs to be a term for you fags. Pajigger maybe? Brigger?

 

[prajeet88]

and you’re expected to rent yourself to Mr shekelstein for minimum wage

I wish I was a jew. Why any white would JBC before JBJ I don't understand.

 

[curryceldesi]

They are all vegeterians though. No meat for you anymore.

chinky boy go fuck urself

 

[adharmi]

Gujus are the kikes among curries

 

[Confessor]

chinky boy go fuck urself

Main bhi Currycel hu bhai

 

[frmentalcel]

My plan is to change my last name to Patel and just say I’m 25% Indian and pray to god I get a loan to buy a hotel or get in as a GM somewhere

insanely high IQ

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Might as well want to become Arab. They gigamog curries, are mostly patriarchal and also have culture

 

[Antifem Lord]

I agree. Their cuisine is tremendous too.
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Mumbais finest cuisine

 

[depressedblackcel]

Everyday I see something new.

 

[JudeoBiden]

Gujus are the kikes among curries. You don't want to be a scum. Be proud of the fact you belong to a proud glorious race.

Bro don't do this to him. He's from the feminism race, what's there to be proud of?

 

[Initium]

Gujus are the kikes among curries. You don't want to be a scum. Be proud of the fact you belong to a proud glorious race.

I come from low-tier “you’re on your own, good luck you’re gonna need it” white family. Nothing glorious, nothing to be proud of. Only positive thing is I’m not a manlet. That’s about it.

 

[curryboy420]

I would rather be some rich oil Arab. Being Indian sucks. You get to be poor on top of being ugly and brown. At least if I was Arab my dad would be rich. Right now my whole family is broke and it feels totally hopeless to ever escape this current life. No family is gonna give me any loans because they are all broke and stingy too. I cant believe I am almost 26 and I knew I was gonna be poor when I was 12 but I never knew at 26 I would still be at 0. Fuck this life totally

 

[Youthpilled]

Pajigger

 

[polvorb20]

top tier trolling by op

 

[yallniggasdifferent]

Unbelievable

 

[kay']

I wish i was a 5'2 indian janitor