Serious I wish I was a soldier in some ancient army

carticel

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Fuark would be so fun, imagine campaigning with alexander and utterly cucking every other army you see.

tbh i think war (and fighting) is an essential part of being a human, sucks that we are missing out on it.
 
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I wish I could rope if I am being honestly lol :kys: :kys: :kys:

Better dead than phalanx cuck :lul::lul::lul:
 
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I would rather get shot to death than stabbed and slashed to death.
Combat with swords and spears is brutal.
 
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I wish I was a shaolin monk
 
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Yeah i would’ve loved to have you on my side during wars
 
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carticel said:
Fuark would be so fun, imagine campaigning with alexander and utterly cucking every other army you see.

tbh i think war (and fighting) is an essential part of being a human, sucks that we are missing out on it.
Sounds pretty shit ngl.

If I had to go back in time I'd want to be some mega-Chad king rather than some sword-fodder cuck.
 
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HidekiTojota said:
I would rather get shot to death than stabbed and slashed to death.
Combat with swords and spears is brutal.
tbh, have you seen skeletons from back then, of those who died in battle? sword marks all over their bones and their skulls caved in
makes getting shot seem merciful
 
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Noone wants to be ER?
 
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FinnCel said:
Noone wants to be ER?
You do, you love going ER buddy boyo.
 
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Like in Roman empire probably yes
 
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Military service is exploitation.
Soilders are merely underpaid workers or slaves on a shity job no free man would do even for good money. This is why they either conscripted people against their will (as in most countries) or ruin lifes for people from low classes to make them join voluntarily (like in US).

In both cases incels (and man in general) are canon fodder.