Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Serious I wish I had at least a snake

L

Lebensmüder

Soon to be deleted account
★★★
Joined
Aug 21, 2018
Posts
5,199
This was realistically the only dream I ever had in my life. But I cannot afford one considering space.

If it just came down to it I would prefer a completely natural enclosures.
A corn snake/Pantherophis guttatus would be enough for the start. Particularly the Okeetee from Florida. I exactly know what plants I would use (like ferns/tillandsias) and what pieces of wood. I would even give it some moss and many leaves to hide beneath.
A mountain king snake/Lampropeltis pyromelana would be based too. Particularly there I could design a good rear wall looking like stone, then I could go to the forests and the mountains to collect rocks and needles to give everything a naturalistic look. Particularly in the woods I see so many things I could use (but my parents forbid me from taking them with me).
Or a smooth snake, dice snake, esculapian snake or a grass snake which occur naturally where I live. Particularly based would it be to have an outdoor enclosure for them (the same as for North-American/Asian colubrids), it would simply give them the biggest room to explore and a possibility to present me their natural behavior.

But not going to happen, while others have everything - from GF to private fulfillment I have nothing like that. Today this feeling is especially bad, I have absolutely nothing to do (due to completing my work for this week a day before yesterday) and constantly look at pictures of snakes again knowing fully that I could never posess them or care for them, I want to smash my head against my desk/wall, I torture myself via that, I have watched videos of someone with Spider-tailed vipers and Fea's vipers and it hurts so fucking bad that I will never have one, not even a fucking ball python or corn snake.
 
Last edited:
A corn snake/Pantherophis guttatus would be enough for the start
Slurp
 

Similar threads

orthodox
Replies
49
Views
902
TheSlavicCel
TheSlavicCel
Mohamedömar
Replies
63
Views
1K
AutismKing
AutismKing
AscendOrDieTrying
Replies
16
Views
961
W3B764
W3B764
grimlockcel
Replies
15
Views
798
Reddit=Bandwagonism
Reddit=Bandwagonism

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top