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Venting i wish i had a big dick

torujo

torujo

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i would run porn actor game like jordi el nino polla, in an interview he said he didnt have luck with girls before being famous aka probably a virgin since he is ugly and 5'7
 
Don't we all OP?
 
hes not ugly, he is 5 foot 5 framecel so over anyway
 
Just go to california and go online for openings to star in porn. In the beginnig you probably will be doing bukkakes or 8 man blow bangs. Its a start tho right op?
 
My cock is 6x5. Its very thin to be honest. I know chicks want girth so its shit.

The one positive is you can get your cock deepthroated while a Chad cant. THATS the only positive i can think of though.
 
My cock is 6x5. Its very thin to be honest. I know chicks want girth so its shit.

The one positive is you can get your cock deepthroated while a Chad cant. THATS the only positive i can think of though.
5 inch girth is above average, the average girth is 4.6 inches.
Also op whats your dick size
 
My cock is 6x5. Its very thin to be honest. I know chicks want girth so its shit.

The one positive is you can get your cock deepthroated while a Chad cant. THATS the only positive i can think of though.

>5 inch girth, 70th percentile
>Thinks it's thin
 
>5 inch girth, 70th percentile
>Thinks it's thin

Guys every amateur porno I watch on Pornhub the guys cocks look thicker than mine. Maybe I need to remeasure girth.
 
the average is a lie to be honest, just watch amateur videos on pornhub, most of them are above 5 inches girth
The problem is pro porn. Everyone there is hung. it makes a false reality of what the average is.
 
This guy beat me to it.


As long as no face yes.

Maybe you would, but the majority of people who have small / average dicks would find no reason to upload a video to Pornhub. Thus most of the dicks you see are above average or big.
 
Who doesn't? I'm big and wish I was bigger
 
It's cope, mostly, but we all wish we had it bigger.
 
Have you seen his face?
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he's a normie
 
I'd rather have a 4 inch dick and a 7/10 face than a 7 inch dick and 3 /10 face
 
Having a big dick as an incel is like having a lambo without an engine.

Looks good but nobody will ride it.

Why wouldn't big dick game work?
 
yeah havinga 3 inch penis is fucking hell for me i never felt real pleasure when masturbatikng
 
Because you can’t even get your foot in the door if your face is ugly.

Also if you’re a manlet, foids instantly assume you’re a dicklet too and won’t give you the time of day

Why not just accidentally send a dick pic?
 
the average is a lie to be honest, just watch amateur videos on pornhub, most of them are above 5 inches girth
Even thow it's amateur don't meet the guys are average.
 
Jelqmaxx is legit boys just don't overdo it.


Is this legit though?
Yes its serious. Companies always need guys for stuff like bukkake and blow bangs. Its cheaper to pay 8 random guys off the street $100 each than it is to pay 8 male pornstars $1000 each or more.
no lol. you have to know people to get into the porn industry unless you want to start your own company
You get to know people by doing small scenes like i mentioned. Companies always outsource those kind of scenes to randoms cause its significantly cheaper
 
Would be nice to get paid to bust a nut on some whore. I'd even travel to cali for it.
 
I would legit kill someone for a big dick.
 
i wish i was dead
 
Everyday I think, "Gee, if I had a footlong weiner I'd be set!"

Star in porn, fuck women, get paid. Some people point out the bad parts of doing porn - but really you could do a lot worse!
 
gonna seppuku soon tbh fam.
 

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