Serious I wish duels we're legal...

[Ghost]

Guns... Knives... Swords... Bare hands. Like how they used to do in the old times. Medieval Europe or Asia... Wild west cowboy era...

As in two guys fight it out. You win if one of you dies, gives up, or gets knocked out. Simple.

 

[NIGGER BOJANGLES]

Just resort to barbarianism theory. This is a terrible idea

 

[Dealer]

This is a terrible idea

 

[Scatius Deletus]

no