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LifeFuel I will throw parties in jail for all of us who dodge the eventual draft

SungJinChud

SungJinChud

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The United States has officially involved itself with the conflict in Iran and Israel, aiding Israel in controlling the skies over Iran. When we eventually all get caught and arrested for dodging the draft (I know at least some of you aren’t retarded enough to serve a country that actively allows foids to ruin our lives), I will take the responsibility upon myself to throw parties for every single forum member inside of prison. There will be cake, there will be steak, and there will be punch.
 
I will not die for Israel. will probably try to get medically exempted first, if not, jail time will do
 
I wish our politicians weren’t all controlled by the Jews, I give my full support to Iran.
 
There's a bunch of chads there, how will I be able to differentiate between you and the others?
 
I wish our politicians weren’t all controlled by the Jews, I give my full support to Iran.
Support no one, most of those soldiers have had sex and you haven’t. I hope every nigga that participates in this war, and has had any type of sexual encounter with the female species dies a horrible death.
 
Are we all going to the same jail? Is there a special jail for incels?
 
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There's a bunch of chads there, how will I be able to differentiate between you and the others?
Just look for the nigger with the mis-shapen skull, I’m pretty easy to find
 
I will dodge the draft by not living in the jewnited states
 
Support no one, most of those soldiers have had sex and you haven’t. I hope every nigga that participates in this war, and has had any type of sexual encounter with the female species dies a horrible death.

Jews started the sexual revolution and ruined our chances of ever having virgin wives and families, for that I hope Tel Aviv gets nuked.
 
Jews started the sexual revolution and ruined our chances of ever having virgin wives and families, for that I hope Tel Aviv gets nuked.
I do as well, but why support towel heads, pray for mutually assured destruction by ICBM.
 
Will there really be one? wouldn't that completely turn whole nation against Trump, also aren't contract soldiers enough?
 
Support no one, most of those soldiers have had sex and you haven’t. I hope every nigga that participates in this war, and has had any type of sexual encounter with the female species dies a horrible death.
You can always visit a prostitute if having sex is your desire.
 

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