I will start buying condems I'll never use from convenience stores when the cashier is a roastie teen

[Deleted member 36776]

I will make eye contact with her as she rings up my ultra-girth-accommodating-but-also-for-her-pleasure brand or whatever.

 

[JoeBruhcel]

Get some grape too while you're at it if you know what I mean

 

[wgm24]

Lol I had this same idea to buy condoms to fraud except it was just so somebody in this world would think I get pussy

 

[JoeBruhcel]

Lol I had this same idea to buy condoms to fraud except it was just so somebody in this world would think I get pussy

if you're an ugly male the cashier would probably not even make eye contact with you and see your face, happens to me all the time, they don't even look at me

 

[BrettyBoy]

If you have enough money for other shit you need, buy them to the point where they are sold out and just use them to masturbate if you’re fully sure it’s definitely over.

I sometimes masturbate using condoms.

 

[epillepsy]

buy an std test and spit in her face

 

[Emba]

Condoms are like disposable pocket pussies

 

[Transcended Trucel]