Theory I will protect our planet's biodiversity by cumming into soil

[RelentlessAssault]

I will cum on mineral rich soils so my plant hybrid offspring will rise from earth and will carry on my genes by fertilizing various species of this planet. In couple of million years every milticellular being will have my dna

 

[Med Anime]

this happened with me b4

when i was a kid, my mommy used to have red flowers and i just discovered that semen can impregnate a woman so i used to masturbate every night and think about trying to put semen in the flower but i was really scared that i will end up with some mutt half plant half human baby. i was maybe 12 or 13 back then and the tree died by now.
i put the semen in one of the flowers one time, nothing happened but i won't really have a problem with some hybrid plant boy as my son

 

[RelentlessAssault]

this happened with me b4

Genius minds think alike

 

[Med Anime]

realistically, semen have ton of nutriments and protiens, salt and minerals so you're feeding the plants very well with you semen but you need to have ton of semen to feed the ground