I will never have a beautiful blonde haired woman to stink up my bed in her sleep

[Clavicus Vile]

There’s so much intimacy involved in a relationship. You spend most of your time together and will share so much dna.

Hell you will spend so much time together that you would eventually know your girlfriend’s farts by heart, and you would’ve memorized her period cycle. Some couples even share toothbrushes, although that would be a bit far even for me.

People don’t understand how special it truly is. I just wish I could have at least one woman all to myself, to feel her essence, her smooth body and face, to look into those gorgeous eyes and tell her I love her. Women shall pay for not loving me, I’ll find the most mentally ill ones and laugh at them for revenge, jk I won’t do shit but still.

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

It’s torture having to watch people around you experience what you will never have. I have come to the conclusion that if I can't have girls—I must destroy them.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Honestly would be kind of hard to share a bed with someone though

 

[THE TRUE CHONKLER]

Over for blondewomenwontfartinmybedcels

 

[psyop]

Hell you will spend so much time together that you would eventually know your girlfriend’s farts by heart

The relationships over if she’s comfortable enough to fart infront of you

 

[AssyrianCel]

Over for blondewomenwontfartinmybedcels

 

[Darth Aries]

I want to coom in a foids pussy while smelling her morning breath as she kisses and licks my face.

 

[Friezacel]

you would eventually know your girlfriend’s farts by heart

Thanks, ill go vomit now

 

[user]

Welcome to my ignorelist

 

[Based NaziCel]

This was always my dream (since immemorial times)