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i will dickmaxx or death tbh, gonna shell out this christmas for my ascension

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gonna buy a x4 labs penis extender and bathmate for $200 total, and dickmaxx from 6.1 BPEL x 4.5 EG to 7.6 BPEL and 5 EG, then i will be Chad thundercock status and have fuckbuddies on speed dial. This year marks my ascension boyos. I will crawl out of the pit of dickcel-dom or death i swear it. If you are wise you will do the same. Shoutout to my incel bros.
 
I will give you some lifefuel for xmas.

This shit even works with your hands alone. I grew 1 1/2 inches in a few months, had a lot of time and I thought why not try to see if its bullshit or not lol

Good luck and do some manual exercises everyday at least for 2 hours if you have time.
 
undeadcel said:
I will give you some lifefuel for xmas.
This shit even works with your hands alone. I grew 1 1/2 inches in a few months, had a lot of time and I thought why not try to see if its bullshit or not lol
Good luck and do some manual exercises everyday at least for 2 hours if you have time.

1 1/2 inches in few months :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O. truly life fuel indeed mate. you just made my christmas 10x better. i would send you a 10/10 qt escort to your door as a gift if i could tbh.

btw what did you do exactly to achieve these quick gains
 
dude you're 6 inches lmao you act like you're a literal dicklet at 2 inches
 
I have yet to hear about a single proven safe method that is permanent. It's not like you will magically make additional mass appear in your penis.
 
blickpall said:
I have yet to hear about a single proven safe method that is permanent. It's not like you will magically make additional mass appear in your penis.

you stretch it out and your body will repair it with scar tissue, similar to how muscles work, or how those african tribe women elongate their necks, you keep doing it over time and your dick will be permenently bigger by a certain amount, you will lose some when you stop but keep 80% of gains. tons of proof over on thundersplace and pegym. if i reach my legnth goal i might even consider girth fillers to get to 6.5 bbc girth
 
wishiwasbigger said:
you stretch it out and your body will repair it with scar tissue, similar to how muscles work, or how those african tribe women elongate their necks, you keep doing it over time and your dick will be permenently bigger by a certain amount, you will lose some when you stop but keep 80% of gains. tons of proof over on thundersplace and pegym. if i reach my legnth goal i might even consider girth fillers to get to 6.5 bbc girth

But if you're stretching the same meat, don't you also lose girth? Is that why you need fillers?

Also, did a girl see your penis and say that you are small and she doesn't want to fuck you, or is this just something you feel you need as a confidence booster to approach women in the first place?
 
blickpall said:
wishiwasbigger said:
you stretch it out and your body will repair it with scar tissue, similar to how muscles work, or how those african tribe women elongate their necks, you keep doing it over time and your dick will be permenently bigger by a certain amount, you will lose some when you stop but keep 80% of gains. tons of proof over on thundersplace and pegym. if i reach my legnth goal i might even consider girth fillers to get to 6.5 bbc girth
But if you're stretching the same meat, don't you also lose girth? Is that why you need fillers?
Also, did a girl see your penis and say that you are small and she doesn't want to fuck you, or is this just something you feel you need as a confidence booster to approach women in the first place?

never had a women tell me anything but i feel like my dick is small because of all the bbc threads and stories of guys getting cucked and cuck stories i read on the internet, its got me paranoid. im just trying to make sure i never get cucked.

and also you will gain legnth along with girth as well, you gain both, its wierd how it works, but if you use an extender, u will gain a considerable amount of legnth along with some girth. the fillers are just a side thought once i actually reach my legnth goal, i probably won't even get them.
 
wishiwasbigger said:
never had a women tell me anything but i feel like my dick is small because of all the bbc threads and stories of guys getting cucked and cuck stories i read on the internet, its got me paranoid. im just trying to make sure i never get cucked.

and also you will gain legnth along with girth as well, you gain both, its wierd how it works, but if you use an extender, u will gain a considerable amount of legnth along with some girth. the fillers are just a side thought once i actually reach my legnth goal, i probably won't even get them.

I guess I can see how this works, maybe. Physically, at least.

If you think your penis is enough to keep a woman from cucking you, I have bad news for you buddy. Did you see the recent thread about the therapist who is fully cognizant of the fact that there is no reason for her to cheat on her wonderful husband and father or her kids, but she just doesn't feel that "spark" anymore, but feels it with other men? That was the suicidiest of suicide fuels. Just check out r/adultery to see how many perfectly normal men get cheated on. Dick size is cope.
 
wishiwasbigger said:
never had a women tell me anything but i feel like my dick is small because of all the bbc threads and stories of guys getting cucked and cuck stories i read on the internet, its got me paranoid. im just trying to make sure i never get cucked.

and also you will gain legnth along with girth as well, you gain both, its wierd how it works, but if you use an extender, u will gain a considerable amount of legnth along with some girth. the fillers are just a side thought once i actually reach my legnth goal, i probably won't even get them.


All of these "procedures" to extend the penis do not work.

By "exercising" the penis, you may get some girth, but not length. If you try to extend the penis beyond its natural state, you may develop erectile-dysfunction complications. You may severely injure blood flow to your dick, and that will cause life-long issues.

The only thing that works is "enlargement" surgery, which is simply cutting off a ligament which allows "more" of the penis to be shown. This isn't enlargement in the sense that your dick didn't get "bigger," but that more of it is sticking out of your pelvis.
 
KyloRen said:
By "exercising" the penis, you may get some girth, but not length.

I'm not even sure that this makes sense through exercise, as the penis is not a muscle.

KyloRen said:
The only thing that works is "enlargement" surgery, which is simply cutting off a ligament which allows "more" of the penis to be shown. This isn't enlargement in the sense that your dick didn't get "bigger," but that more of it is sticking out of your pelvis.

There are also implants.
 
this stuff is dangerous. I would take functionality over size any day
 
blickpall said:
I'm not even sure that this makes sense through exercise, as the penis is not a muscle.

IIRC I read somewhere that it may increase some girth. I may be wrong, of course.

blickpall said:
There are also implants.
Yes, I've read of silicone implants. These are possible. However, I don't think that these are the "industry standard" so far.
 
KyloRen said:
wishiwasbigger said:
never had a women tell me anything but i feel like my dick is small because of all the bbc threads and stories of guys getting cucked and cuck stories i read on the internet, its got me paranoid. im just trying to make sure i never get cucked.
and also you will gain legnth along with girth as well, you gain both, its wierd how it works, but if you use an extender, u will gain a considerable amount of legnth along with some girth. the fillers are just a side thought once i actually reach my legnth goal, i probably won't even get them.
All of these "procedures" to extend the penis do not work.
By "exercising" the penis, you may get some girth, but not length. If you try to extend the penis beyond its natural state, you may develop erectile-dysfunction complications. You may severely injure blood flow to your dick, and that will cause life-long issues.
The only thing that works is "enlargement" surgery, which is simply cutting off a ligament which allows "more" of the penis to be shown. This isn't enlargement in the sense that your dick didn't get "bigger," but that more of it is sticking out of your pelvis.

It works but takes a lot of work and time. You are just stretching tissue and over time it gets bigger.
 
I'd kill for a 6.1 inch cock lol.

Fivey right here.
 
Kointo said:
I'd kill for a 6.1 inch cock lol.
Fivey right here.

you can get to 6.5 with ease tbh, 6 minimum, if u become absolutely obsessed with it u might even hit 7
 
wishiwasbigger said:
you can get to 6.5 with ease tbh, 6 minimum, if u become absolutely obsessed with it u might even hit 7

I doubt it. This all seems too extreme for me. I don't want to stretch out my dick or get implants.
 
Kointo said:
I doubt it. This all seems too extreme for me. I don't want to stretch out my dick or get implants.

It's not like women will start caring after you get the implants.
 
KyloRen said:
It's not like women will start caring after you get the implants.

Yeah. They wouldn't want to go down there after they've seen the rest of me.
 
blickpall said:
I have yet to hear about a single proven safe method that is permanent. It's not like you will magically make additional mass appear in your penis.

Beware of dick threads. They are a panacea of trollish cope. Having a 4x1 has caused me to seek the black pill in everything ranging from sheep consumption habits to the secrets of our universe. 

The one thing that temporarily maximizes size is using it. I feel like I'm going crazier lately or the world is getting worse. There was a time when people were somewhat skeptical of claims, and not anymore. No fap, consumer spending, bitcoin, looksmaxxing, it's like people everywhere have to believe in some bullshit cope to get by these days.
 
Lmao... women only like big dicks on chads (not incels).

Just lol at OP.
 
i have yet to see real dick improvements in pictures in those placebo PEGforums

sounds like total horse shit and the posibility of permanently injuring ur cock is deterrent
 
Lol at thinking dick size matters when a woman has never seen your dick to begin with.

F A C E
 
what a cope. you do realise they actually have to get to your bed before you can wow them with your cock.
 
Hunter said:
what a cope. you do realise they actually have to get to your bed before you can wow them with your cock.
tbh once i have the increased confidence and security from having a nice sized dick. i will be a slayer
 
wishiwasbigger said:
tbh once i have the increased confidence and security from having a nice sized dick. i will be a slayer

you do realise kahnfidence is a meme?
 
Hunter said:
wishiwasbigger said:
tbh once i have the increased confidence and security from having a nice sized dick. i will be a slayer
you do realise kahnfidence is a meme?
its only a meme if ur absolutely hideous, even below average looking guys can get laid if they are NT. tbh im more worried about my dick than my face

and from what i've seen most of the people on this forum are not even in the absolutely hideious range where they are screwed no matter what. this is a forum full of absolute aspie mentalcels who are not as ugly as they think they are, just lmao. when i came here i was expecting WAYYY worse tbh. most of yalls problem arent looks
 
wishiwasbigger said:
gonna buy a x4 labs penis extender and bathmate for $200 total, and dickmaxx from 6.1 BPEL x 4.5 EG to 7.6 BPEL and 5 EG, then i will be Chad thundercock status and have fuckbuddies on speed dial. This year marks my ascension boyos. I will crawl out of the pit of dickcel-dom or death i swear it. If you are wise you will do the same. Shoutout to my incel bros.

Bad news: you're not incel because of penis size
 
wishiwasbigger said:
never had a women tell me anything but i feel like my dick is small because of all the bbc threads and stories of guys getting cucked and cuck stories i read on the internet, its got me paranoid. im just trying to make sure i never get cucked.
You got brainwashed by the BBC propaganda. Absolutely sad
blickpall said:
Did you see the recent thread about the therapist who is fully cognizant of the fact that there is no reason for her to cheat on her wonderful husband and father or her kids, but she just doesn't feel that "spark" anymore, but feels it with other men? That was the suicidiest of suicide fuels.
Link? I didn't see this
 
Oodar said:
Beware of dick threads. They are a panacea of trollish cope. Having a 4x1 has caused me to seek the black pill in everything ranging from sheep consumption habits to the secrets of our universe. 

The one thing that temporarily maximizes size is using it. I feel like I'm going crazier lately or the world is getting worse. There was a time when people were somewhat skeptical of claims, and not anymore. No fap, consumer spending, bitcoin, looksmaxxing, it's like people everywhere have to believe in some bullshit cope to get by these days.

really true...
 
That's still too small. 7 inches is simply average in 2018.
 

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