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I will become chad by 2019.

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I will gymcel.​
i will proteincel.​
i will tancel​
i will tattoocel​
i will beardcel​
i will sunglassescel​
i will clothescel​
i will motorcyclecel​

i will physique mogg chad. and he will look up to me. then i will cuck chad. i will steal his woman. and then once ive had my way with her i will dump her. ​


i will do whatever it takes to become chad. even if it kills me. ​


I. WILL. BECOME. CHAD.

then once ive become chad i will destroy every single bit of evidence of my past 24 years on earth. i will burn all of my photos, i will destroy my computer, i will burn all of my incel clothes, i will move to somewhere that is far far away from where i grew up. and i will no longer talk to anyone that i used to know as an incel. my alter ego as a skinny gamer hebophile forum posting meme making faggot will no longer exist. i will completely restart my life.

people will crave my presence. i will become a human being. and i will finally make my parents proud. and have babies. and they will be chads and stacies from brith. 

and the word cope will no longer be in my dictionary. 

chad status is earned not received​
 
If you're physically unattractive, none of that will matter much (though I do wish you all the best). However, if looks isn't holding you back, then I'm sure you'll make it.
 
Chads are born boyo
 
well, if you are going to ultracope with a motorbike, be sure to never wear off your helmet
 
Unless you are a fakecel (good genes already)

Cope
 
Anyone with the potential to become a chad would be getting laid regularly.
 
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Chads are born boyo
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I don't see surgerycel.


All that matters is face.
 
CopingGymcel said:
I believe.

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[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/hAAlDoAtV7Y[/video]
 
rotandrise said:
Anyone with the potential to become a chad would be getting laid regularly.

Whew boy....

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I will gymcel. -COPE
i will proteincel. -COPE
i will tancel -COPE
i will tattoocel -COPE
i will beardcel -COPE
i will sunglassescel -COPE
i will clothescel -COPE
i will motorcyclecel -COPE

i will physique mogg chad. and he will look up to me. then i will cuck chad. i will steal his woman. and then once ive had my way with her i will dump her.  -MAJOR COPE



chad status is earned not received -WRONG, STATUS AND QUALITY OF LIFE IS UNFAIRLY RECEIVED, NOT EARNED BY MERIT
 
Zyros said:
I will gymcel. -COPE
i will proteincel. -COPE
i will tancel -COPE
i will tattoocel -COPE
i will beardcel -COPE
i will sunglassescel -COPE
i will clothescel -COPE
i will motorcyclecel -COPE
i will physique mogg chad. and he will look up to me. then i will cuck chad. i will steal his woman. and then once ive had my way with her i will dump her. -MAJOR COPE
chad status is earned not received -WRONG, STATUS AND QUALITY OF LIFE IS UNFAIRLY RECEIVED, NOT EARNED BY MERIT
 
You won't get very far without showerceling.
 
I want to gymax
i want to proteinmax
i want to tanmax
i want to tattomax
i want to beardmax
i want to sunglassmax
i want to clothesmax
i want to motorcyclemax
 
Go to /r/TheRedPill OP, you are delusional. Read my signature.
 
Hate to tell you, but you can't "become" Chad. Chad's are born, not made.
 

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