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Edmund_Kemper
Disregard my larping efforts. I can’t change it.
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i was in an apartment party someone from my professional co-ed honors frat threw and i went the party. i got drunk and smoked some weed and i'm waste af.
i was happy and im usually feeling like shit. but being wasted, i was happy. i smoked weed for the 2nd time in my life and i got drunk and binge drank 5 bud light bottles.
it was fucking AWESOME AS FUCK. but the issue is, i went back to my apartment and i saw this bearded guy with a deep alpha male gigachad voice (he didn't look chad just vocally) and we had a brief conversation. i went to an apartment party and he went to some friend's house. i turn on the elevator. and WHAT DO I SEE?!?! A yellowed haired woman, and she's almost his height, and i asked where she was going, and she was going with him, he said she was a friend. but it's 1 AM and a saturday night and surveys show people usually fuck on weekend nights. I asked him if his friends house was a party and he said yes.
NOW I REALIZE THEY ARE PROBABLY FUCKING!!!! GOD DAMN IT YOU FUCKING ALPHA MALE PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG. I WAS HAVING A AWESOME NIGHT AND I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT MY ROMANTIC/SEXUAL FRUSTRATION AND YOU BROUGHT SOME FUCKBUDDY FRIENDS WITH BENEFIT RETARDWITH YOU!!!? FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASS FUCKR I WILL FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OF YOU AND STAB YOU IN THE THROAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
NOW I FEEL PISSED OFF! BUT IF I WAS SOBER OOOH MAH GOODNESS I WOULD'VE BEEN EVEN ANGRIER. I FUCKING HATE THE HUAM RACE. FUC THE HUMANS!!!!
i was happy and im usually feeling like shit. but being wasted, i was happy. i smoked weed for the 2nd time in my life and i got drunk and binge drank 5 bud light bottles.
it was fucking AWESOME AS FUCK. but the issue is, i went back to my apartment and i saw this bearded guy with a deep alpha male gigachad voice (he didn't look chad just vocally) and we had a brief conversation. i went to an apartment party and he went to some friend's house. i turn on the elevator. and WHAT DO I SEE?!?! A yellowed haired woman, and she's almost his height, and i asked where she was going, and she was going with him, he said she was a friend. but it's 1 AM and a saturday night and surveys show people usually fuck on weekend nights. I asked him if his friends house was a party and he said yes.
NOW I REALIZE THEY ARE PROBABLY FUCKING!!!! GOD DAMN IT YOU FUCKING ALPHA MALE PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG. I WAS HAVING A AWESOME NIGHT AND I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT MY ROMANTIC/SEXUAL FRUSTRATION AND YOU BROUGHT SOME FUCKBUDDY FRIENDS WITH BENEFIT RETARDWITH YOU!!!? FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASS FUCKR I WILL FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OF YOU AND STAB YOU IN THE THROAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
NOW I FEEL PISSED OFF! BUT IF I WAS SOBER OOOH MAH GOODNESS I WOULD'VE BEEN EVEN ANGRIER. I FUCKING HATE THE HUAM RACE. FUC THE HUMANS!!!!