I was talking to my penis the other day

[Deleted member 9229]

He was rising when I got horny, and I had full blown conversation with him, he was asking me why he hasn’t been inside a vagina and I told him, “because we’re ethnic” and then he told me to show him what he looked like, so I went to the mirror naked and he saw himself circumised and brown and yelled. @LastGerman

 

[Guest2]

Blacktarpill

 

[TheSecondComing]

wow

 

[Deleted member 19079]

legit lold

wow

 

[Deleted member 8884]

 

[Cuyen]

say hi to him

 

[Joelossus]

Just have a conversation with your circumised penis theory.

 

[Deleted member 19858]

Sad shit man

 

[LastGerman]

Can your penis recover from this?

 

[seija]

Probably the best thread I've read tbh, kekd tbh.

 

[needsolution]

do u like him?

 

[Deleted member 19858]

do u like him?

If he's a dickcel it's the same as a mother having to love their disabled child, she knows he's fucked but he's a part of her.

 

[needsolution]

If he's a dickcel it's the same as a mother having to love their disabled child, she knows he's fucked but he's a part of her.

im disabled child

 

[RopeIsMyLove]

R.I.P another fallen foreskin.

 

[ihaveno1]

autism has become an epidemic

 

[Deleted member 19858]

im disabled child

Fuck man it never began

 

[needsolution]

Fuck man it never began

i know thats why im on here

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Interesting thread

 

[Deleted member 9229]

Can your penis recover from this?

It need argine and cookie crisps to recover from this. and a driver liscense

 

[Deleted member 8884]

tbh

 

[Deleted member 9229]

Just have a conversation with your circumised penis theory.

Yes, and I had more today, I was in the shower and he asked me why he was brutally mutalitaed, I had no response.

 

[quinn24]

Can your penis recover from this?

My penis will never recover from being circumcised.

 

[LastGerman]

Yes, and I had more today, I was in the shower and he asked me why he was brutally mutalitaed, I had no response.

Poor penis man. We need to enhance our penis even further beyond.

My penis will never recover from being circumcised.

The jews did this.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

The jews did this.

 

[zangano1]

Never talked with mine tbh, I think he is autistic

 

[Deleted member 1042]

I don’t. I don’t dare give it sentience.

 

[quinn24]

The jews did this.

 

[ReallyRice]

“because we’re ethnic”

 

[Insomniac]

My penis will never recover from being circumcised.

He’s monster sized so he will be okay bro

 

[RopeIsMyLove]

autism has become an epidemic

He is cucked tho

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I once fell asleep after gymcelling. In the dream, the head of my penis had a face on it, it winked at me, and started flexing like it was a bicep. My dick in that dream had more gains than I ever had IRL.

 

[Dionysus]

my penis whispers to me

 

[Deleted member 9229]

my penis whispers to me

What does he whisper?

 

[2340922]

do u like him?

Imean he does talk to him so yes

 

[needsolution]

Imean he does talk to him so yes

i talk to some people and dont like them too lol

 

[Blacktarpill]

Do you have autism ?

Blacktarpill

eh

 

[2340922]

i talk to some people and dont like them too lol

okay ty

 

[needsolution]

okay ty

but i like you

 

[2340922]

but i like you

yey

 

[needsolution]

yey

bros forever, or at least till my ban

 

[Cuyen]

Sad shit man

 

[2340922]

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bros forever, or at least till my ban

Ey i can still pm u
Btw taking shit rn

 

[needsolution]

Ey i can still pm u
Btw taking shit rn

if i get banned im ropping myself and livestream it

 

[2340922]

if i get banned im ropping myself and livestream it

DONT I WILL ALWAYS UNBANN U!

 

[needsolution]

DONT I WILL ALWAYS UNBANN U!

bros forever

 

[FinnCel]

Over for peniscels

 

[Vermilioncore]

I have phimosis so my penis head has never seen the light of day. I don't know what the head of my penis looks like.

 

[Haywire]

I have phimosis so my penis head has never seen the light of day. I don't know what the head of my penis looks like.

hmmmmm do you ooze dick cheese then?

 

[Deleted member 9229]

I have phimosis so my penis head has never seen the light of day. I don't know what the head of my penis looks like.

You should expose your penis to sunlight, it’s refreshing to talk to your penis

 

[Dionysus]

What does he whisper?

he whispers for me to look under my bed and that there's monsters in the closet