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Gaming I was playing Dream League SoccER 25 on my phone on hard mode - the game gave itself FOUR red cards! (AC Milan fans gtfih)

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I was playing on hard mode, Legendary Division (the highest), and I was playing against AC Milan.

Milan already had two red cards, when this idiot fouled one of my players and was sent off. Leaving Milan down three men:

AC Milan goes down smooth


My speed-nigger, Marcus Rashford, was injured by ReijndERs:

Do not be rash


Milan subbed their light-skin nigger, Kyle WalkER, off:

Light skin is not enough skill is also a requirement


Ten minutes later, Milan received a FOURTH red card after their central defender took one of my players out:

Their center took my playER out


Fucking Serb:

Serb Savage


Cope hardER:

Cope hardER


I made two subs. I wanted Simpson-Pusey and Ashley Young to reinforce my defense:

Milan is really fucked now


By the end of the first 45 minutes - Milan were down FOUR men:

Kek Milan


Milan tried to ease the ass-kicking by sending in João Félix:

Pathetic cope


Messi scored his second goal in the 69th minute, Simpson-Pusey was awarded the assist:

El Nano


Messi scored his third goal in the 82nd minute, completing his hat-trick:

Messi scores again for my club


"El Nano (the dwarf)"

Argentine Wine


"El Zorro (the fox)," Edison Cavani, scored in the 90th minute:

El Zorro


Milan lost 5 - 0:

AC Milan fans on suicide watch


Look at all those disappointed Milan fans:

They can burn in hell


Of course, Lionel Messi was awarded Man Of The Match:

Of course


Just anothER day:

Just anothER day


This was an away game for my club, Elliot RodgER Stadium is much nicER than AC Milan's stadium:

This win is dedicated to all of the Saints
 
Seung-Hui Cho with the game winning goal.

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