Serious I was beaten within an inch of my life today

[tehgymcel420]

I tried to pull this stunt today, the fist bump while holding a condom, I was motivated after watching this video.

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@saafiir_/video/7250556032827673882


I tried it on a 250 lb noodle whore with the face of a demon. As I revealed the condom, she screamed and a bunch of simps appeared out of nowhere. The poured out of every building, spiling from every window and door, falling from the sky, crawling from the sewer. They were all weak and pathetic but I was outnumber 1,000,000 to 1. I was beaten within an inch of my life, I am writing this from an intensive care unit that I am taking from a good vaccinated citizen suffering from long covid.

 

[Mortis]

And then everyone clapped

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Smells like a big fat larp

 

[Antifem Lord]

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

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[Mortis]

Holy fuck nigga that video is crazy.

Chad's realty is litterly taking a cute petite blond girl to his house. He could be a psychopathic murderer, but of course her personality detector protects her from all danger.

 

[AlexAnguish]

 

[AlexAnguish]

Smells like a big fat larp

 

[AlexAnguish]

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Looks like you found your deformed brothER

 

[ULTRAMAN]

what a false story

 

[Wolnir]

I'd love to actually see an incel try this, he will end up in jail.

 

[frmentalcel]

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i laughed so hard at this i havent seen this meme in 10 years

 

[tehgymcel420]

Smells like a big fat larp

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Na, it totally happened.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Na, it totally happened.

Show an up close pic only of one of the bruises and something to prove its yours

 

[Celius]

Life on auto popping platinum difficulty.

 

[FakeFakecel]

Probably LARP but suicidefuel regardless