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Story I was approached by a street prostitute in london last night

MaxZM98

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So last night I decided I would call an escort. I have seen 3 before but they were all catfish (older/fatter irl) and i had lousy experiences. This time, it was another failed attempt. I went the wrong way on the bus and ended up getting there only to be told they're closed. (although the escort looked different to the pic here as well). It was intimidating because there was a guy outside the house and a car was waiting outside as well. when I moved, the car seemed to follow me (It was like 2AM on a dark street so it was intimidating).

Anyways, After this failed attempt I went to the bus stop to go home, and a petite ethnic woman approached me saying "business?" I was confused at first but she repeated herself and i asked "how much?" I was in a discord voice chat so my mates could hear :p. She said 30 pounds for blowjob and 40 for sex. She led me to an empty car park where no one was, and went in a corner where we were going to fuck. I was very unsure about this since I thought I might get mugged. She got out a condom and then I decided to leave because I didnt think it was worth it. (im very poor and could only afford 1 escort visit. I plan to try again today). she was good looking but a bit on the older and trampy side.

this may not seem like something big but for an incel like me who spends all his time in his room and lives uneventfully, this was surprising for me.
 
how did u find the original ones online?
 
Dont get aids boyo.
 
Sounds sketchy AF. I wouldn't have taken the risk either.
 
you didnt post in a long time boyo
 
you didnt post in a long time boyo

someone in my uni knew my account and threatened me if i ever used it again. I left uni now so idc anymore. any friends he wouldve told im not talking to anymore.
damn and they all seemed legit then turned out to be catfish?
yeah. unfortunately the young beautiful girl pics tend to be fake.
 
someone in my uni knew my account and threatened me if i ever used it again. I left uni now so idc anymore. any friends he wouldve told im not talking to anymore.

yeah. unfortunately the young beautiful girl pics tend to be fake.
Should have gone ER on that cuck
 
This is why escortcelling is not a solution for us, at least until it’s fully legal in all countries. You can face serious jail time for soliciting sex in the US, and your whole family will read about how much of a loser you are in the local news the next day.
 
This is why escortcelling is not a solution for us, at least until it’s fully legal in all countries. You can face serious jail time for soliciting sex in the US, and your whole family will read about how much of a loser you are in the local news the next day.
It's completely legal in the uk where I live
 
All escort photos are frauds unless you're paying at least 1k.
 
vivastreet.

I've been catfished by an Escort before on that site. Horrendous experience after I got back into 2 years after ceasing originally which led me onto an even worse experience. PS Viva street has Catfishers galore.
 
You can face serious jail time for soliciting sex in the US, and your whole family will read about how much of a loser you are in the local news the next day.
Yeah it doesn't seem worth it to me. But maybe one day I'll go to SEA or something, doubt it though.
 
So last night I decided I would call an escort. I have seen 3 before but they were all catfish (older/fatter irl) and i had lousy experiences. This time, it was another failed attempt. I went the wrong way on the bus and ended up getting there only to be told they're closed. (although the escort looked different to the pic here as well). It was intimidating because there was a guy outside the house and a car was waiting outside as well. when I moved, the car seemed to follow me (It was like 2AM on a dark street so it was intimidating).

Anyways, After this failed attempt I went to the bus stop to go home, and a petite ethnic woman approached me saying "business?" I was confused at first but she repeated herself and i asked "how much?" I was in a discord voice chat so my mates could hear :p. She said 30 pounds for blowjob and 40 for sex. She led me to an empty car park where no one was, and went in a corner where we were going to fuck. I was very unsure about this since I thought I might get mugged. She got out a condom and then I decided to leave because I didnt think it was worth it. (im very poor and could only afford 1 escort visit. I plan to try again today). she was good looking but a bit on the older and trampy side.

this may not seem like something big but for an incel like me who spends all his time in his room and lives uneventfully, this was surprising for me.
Good for you. I got rejected by 3 different escorts, because I'm ugly.
 
someone in my uni knew my account and threatened me if i ever used it again.

So he was watching you if you post something on this forum? Is he obsessed with it? And people call us crazy...
 
Don't bang her, she sounds like some STD-riddled whore.

Fuckin Chad. jk :chad::chad::chad::chad:
 
At least you look a little attractive. Maybe it was out of pity.
 
Whores will fuck anyone including Freddy Kruger. I walked through a couple of brothels just to take a look and the whores all wanted to fuck me. They dont care if you are ugly. They will fuck anything that can come up with 30 bucks.
 

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